Some have died
And some are alive
And others sail on the sea
With the keys to the cage
And the Devil to pay
We lay to Fiddler's Green!
The bell has been raised
From it's watery grave
Do you hear it's sepulchral tone?
We are a call to all
Pay head the squall
And turn your sail toward home!
[See if you know where thats from. Its a tricky one. You very likely won't get it. Use google if you wish]
You fuckin cows!! Crackers! Crackers! But, no squeezy cheese!! You've broken my secret elbow!! Magical jellybeans are growing from my headwound, where the flies landed!! Stay away from my wallet!!
Anyway, whats with all the water around here lately? Its not even on the menu.
Man, I need a drink.
I am not ashamed of the reference I just made.
Some have died
And some are alive
And others sail on the sea
With the keys to the cage
And the Devil to pay
We lay to Fiddler's Green!
The bell has been raised
From it's watery grave
Do you hear it's sepulchral tone?
We are a call to all
Pay head the squall
And turn your sail toward home!
[See if you know where thats from. Its a tricky one. You very likely won't get it. Use google if you wish]
I'm Atrumentis. You know, that guy that pissed in your beer.
Whoa. The other night was crazy, I hardly remember it. What did I do??
WHO MOVED MY INVISIBLE CHAIR?!
*gets hit over head with glass bottle and is knocked unconscious*
STARE DEEP INTO THE SPOOKY DEPTHS OF MY CROTCH!! DO YOU NOT FEAR THE AWESOME POWER OF TILE GROUT?!