Lol@you take some mindless examples literally and as proof of my ideals and opinions, by the way. Lol@you thinking about this on your way to school, what the fuck? Having kids is a dream for some people. If everyone were to follow your advice, it would be a sad day for humanity.
Why would you mention super models if you didn't think they were the ideal women?
You brought it up under the pretext that unless I was married to one, I couldn't pity you, as if the fact that you think KFC is yummy isn't enough reason for my pity.
Having kids is a pretty low-grade dream, it is not like getting pregnant is difficult (and there is always adoption).
People in civilized nations, where the economy has already boomed and settled down, have less kids.
Kids are sorta a thing for poor people and fundamentalist religious nuts.
It is not like pregnancy does great things for a woman's body either.
Humanity of course would never fully go for the "lets not have children" plan, so there will always be kids.
But caring for "humanity" is pretty bizarre, unless you believe in reincarnation, or you believe that mankind will eventually escape the Earth and live amongst the stars, what is the point about caring about the future of the human race? Eventually this planet will be inhabitable.
Resources being as bare as they are, the less kids everyone has the better.
You really think the coleslaw is individually packaged for your freshness? I imagine they have 5 gallon buckets.
But what are you doing ordering a normal size thing of coleslaw anyway? It is freaking watery cabbage mixed with mayonnaise.
That's very true.
We're living on a planet with very limited resources and we just keep on multiplying. The rich have few kids, while the poor just keep on piling them up for display. I don't quite get the logic of it. And people just keep on get more and more, while the planet is draining by the day. We are not really providing for the future, humanity is slowly suffocating itself.
I do agree, life is something that needs to be cherished, but people are no longer doing that.
They call it the miracle of life, but with 6.9 billion people it's growing to become more of an epidemic.
Same thing happened to me with a pizza delivery guy!
99% of the time when I order a large cheese pizza from Señor Pizza with extra anchovies the same pizza delivery guy is delivering it to my house. I usually answer the door in a wife beater and nothing else...but today I was in a hurry and answered in my boxer shorts. The pizza guy said I have a large pizza with extra anchovies for you. Then he looked at me and said, "Damn dude, you must workout out your all pumped up?!", and I'm like "nah dude, I was just using my penis pump." Then he said, "I got extra, extra anchovies for you this time with no extra charge. Because you gave me such a good tip last time." I said "thanks bra!" then he handed over my pizza with a big smile. I dunno, am I thinking to much into this? I know I am packing some serious heat, but wtf! The pizza delivery guy looks like that one guy on Grey Anatomy tv show.
"thanks bra!"...???
Salvation, did you make another account?
Yes you did, didn't you, you little trickster you.
By the way, I'm as close to perfection as anyone you will meet.
That was a very good lol.
Seriously though, I think you should go for the KFC guy. I think you two have a lot in common. He enjoys taking KFC to people and likes pleasing them. You enjoy eating KFC and being pleased. It's a win win bonanza.
He probably took pitty on you. How sad/weird is a dude answering the door to another dude shirtless! Especially when he knows hes coming.
Yeah bro, I'm quite a pathetic guy. It's not like I'm the most successful person in my entire major. It's not like I maintain a healthy social life while still having kickass grades and a proper reputation. It's not like everybody wants to work with me because I'm awesome. It's not like I'm really handsome. It's not like I'm going to be majorly successful and have tons of fun while at it. But what do I know? You obviously have a superior life and a magical existence. I'll just take solace in the fact that you can't even spell "he's" correctly. I know, that's pretty sad/weird, but I'm a sad/weird guy.
I know this thread is a joke and all, but damn, that is by far the most narcissistic statement I have ever come across. Kudos to you, I guess.
Anyway, maybe he was just being nice. Perhaps he does a lot of deliveries, and he is an all round nice guy, so he gave you some extra coleslaw. Because, when you are nice to your customers, then they'll keep coming back for more.
Sorry man, but coleslaw doesn't quite equal bone me.
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We're living on a planet with very limited resources and we just keep on multiplying. The rich have few kids, while the poor just keep on piling them up for display. I don't quite get the logic of it. And people just keep on get more and more, while the planet is draining by the day. We are not really providing for the future, humanity is slowly suffocating itself.
I do agree, life is something that needs to be cherished, but people are no longer doing that.
They call it the miracle of life, but with 6.9 billion people it's growing to become more of an epidemic.
+1 to you sir.
Here's a trick question. What do you think of yourself?
Salvation, did you make another account?
Yes you did, didn't you, you little trickster you.
Piperx ... yeah right.
Seriously though, I think you should go for the KFC guy. I think you two have a lot in common. He enjoys taking KFC to people and likes pleasing them. You enjoy eating KFC and being pleased. It's a win win bonanza.
Yeah, that's right, you spelled coleslaw wrong. Nobody's perfect, you know, especially not you.
Anyway, maybe he was just being nice. Perhaps he does a lot of deliveries, and he is an all round nice guy, so he gave you some extra coleslaw. Because, when you are nice to your customers, then they'll keep coming back for more.
Sorry man, but coleslaw doesn't quite equal bone me.