Has had sex with a total of FIVE..deliciously GORGEOUS, scrumptious, delicious, penis arousing, libido numbing, senses tingling, AMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZING.. fingers.
Yeah, your mom gives great handjobs.
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I hate the way you cling to ignorance and pass it off as innocence
^ A Canadian. He still believes he's in the 1800's and travels from Canada to New York, but when he sees that no one will buy his beaver pelts, he storms back to his log cabin while ruthlessly cutting down trees. He then donates those trees to paper plants in exchange for beef jerky. His home life consists of hibernating and making maple syrup.
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Yeah, your mom gives great handjobs.
I hate the way you cling to ignorance and pass it off as innocence
I hate the way you cling to ignorance and pass it off as innocence
As far as I can tell, I'm pretty much in the middle of those two. I hate hipsters, so I'd definitely put money on being an even bigger metalhead.
And, Daemaro, you seem pretty cool. Almost Bob Ross cool (if you had a beard, you'd probably be Bob Ross).
I hate the way you cling to ignorance and pass it off as innocence
In his free time, he fucks up bitches who try to cross over the river Styx once they're already damned to Hades.
I hate the way you cling to ignorance and pass it off as innocence
That's actually the story of my life.
@ Mephy: You're probably a pretty cool guy in real life, but I don't know you hardly enough to comment. That's what I'd like to think though.
I hate the way you cling to ignorance and pass it off as innocence
I hate the way you cling to ignorance and pass it off as innocence