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Intelligent without being social. At least I can jack off... sometimes... :confused:

Would you rather be torn apart atom by atom or thrown in a wood chipper?

Fuck... alcoholic. At least they throw good parties

Would you rather eat a cigarette or eat a rotten apple with a maggot in it (that you can't take out)?

Turian, they're way more badass

Would you rather kill a bunny or kill a puppy?

You can't cook either.

KILL. MY. SISTER!!! 0_0

Would you rather eat a frog testicle or a rotten snail?

Read the book. I always read with cheerios, they're the shit.

Would you rather... kill a dragon or a mass murderer?

If the personal slave doesn't have to succumb to their sexual needs, then I'd be the slave.

Would you rather... go batshit crazy or lose your eyes?

Like I don't already jack off in public...
(but I'd take that over fatty anyday, and I don't masturbate in public)

Would you rather kill... a kitten or the kitten's mother?

Fuck... that is so hard...

Never eat again. I can stand going to sleep hungry.

Would you rather chop off a hand or a testicle?

Kicked in the balls, definitely!

Would you rather eat a nail (hardware) or three thumbtacks?

Human finger... with no fingernail.

Would you rather sacrifice a hand or a foot?

Nobel prize. Actors aren't intelligent enough.

But, if the question was between an Oscar and a Grammy, then I'd choose the Grammy.

Would you rather win a million dollars or infinite free buffet nights?

Left. I need my right arm for... things...

If you went back in time, would you rather kill Bush or destroy the Mayan calender to stop all the bullshit theories from ever happening?

Ketchup. I hear tomatoes are good for your skin. Salsa would burn my eyes...

Would you rather live without proper shelter or live with barely enough money to make the rent?

Dante's Inferno. God of War is shyte.

Would you rather crack a coconut open with your head or eat a prehistoric twinkie that's been where no twinkie has gone before...