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Quote from "dorgeismydog" »lol not duriels mother-in-law, hell if youve seen one bug youve seen em all, what about the cross-dressing buthcer? Then it isnt a vagina monster, its "Ah... Fresh cock!"
And then he whipped out his cock, and started wacking off, because he just had the hardest erection.Then, he fastened his seat-belt, since, ya-know, safety first.
That's why he always used condoms.