Oh, you're still running that whole cow gimmick, or something?
Gimmick?
Oh no... please Lord Cowking forgive him, he means no disrespect. He is still young, spare him. He must have missed out on one of his sessions or forgotten to take his prozac.
Nektu?!? Where are you? It was your turn to take him to the therapist this week. Or was it Stormcat? I don't remember.
Edit- *Needs to update the OP or it will be hard to find the episodes.*
WTF. How can this brilliant movie-like-topic avoid me?! Great job Nekro, I really needing something a bit more relaxing to read.
Thanks Doom, glad you liked it. :biggrin:
And don't mind Mephy. Therapy has really helped him you know. You are quite new here but some time ago, he used to think he was that badass ballerina and he was lecturing everybody on the rules of dancing and that wearing a pink tutu was the shitz. We are expecting full recovery within the next 20 years.
Patience bunch of bitches. Meph, I'm disappointed to see you post here. Thought you would sit tight and wait for your time and then go all 'lol I knew you put me in there'. Impetuous bitch.
In the first episode of the first season, the chars begin to question this but the Narrator is a ruthless guy. He wants his written story to be a movie having seasons and be in episodes. Can't argue with that.
woot!!! what are those chars there in the end??? lol @baal only laughing
This was designed to be much longer- would have probably gotten its own thread. As it is it's a really shortened version, mainly due to time constraints.
To answer your question, it's necro and the prime evils, though there was supposed to be barby and the sorceress there.
I didn't get time to refine their roles and it also kind of ended abruptly. Oh well...
The Moomooer and the beast stared at the greenish, man-shaped translucent mist that floated towards them.
Nacho- You are a…ghost?
Zhar nodded.
Macro- How did you kick down the door then?
Zhar- Was a fucking mage before so I still can draw from my magical powers in my spirit form.
Narrator- Could you lessen the use of the ‘F’ word please? If you can’t, I’ll have to censor you, you know. I can’t let kids be exposed to such profanity.
Zhar- Am fucking sorry man.
Narrator- Whatever…
Nacho- This is strange. I have never heard of such a thing before. I mean no offense by it but can I ask…why are you cursing all the time?
Zhar- Aah…this is a f****** long tale my friends. Where to begin? Oh yes I was still…”
Macros- Am not your friend, you moron. Am not the friend of anybody!
Zhar- Eh? No f****** surprise there, seeing how rude you are.”
Nacho- Please continue, friend.
Zhar- Uhm…where was I? Oh yes, I was still a young mage -having just come of age- of the Moomoo clan when I wanted to see the world. I was aspiring to be a bard, you see. But training all the time and getting into f****** dangerous situations being part of the daily life routine, I thought I needed new sources of inspiration. So I left. The leader at that time tried to dissuade me from going but you know how reckless youth can be… Anywho, I departed and in time came to the Kanst Forest, located some miles North East to the Town of Deeha ‘Blothri. There was a rumor that there was the nest of some Viaax birds there and seeing how rare these flying bastards are, I decided to go and chance a glimpse of these rare magical creatures. Little did I know that I was actually heading into the territory of a f****** dangerous sorcerer! He had made the Kanst forest his home and when he came to know of my presence, his fury was terrible to behold. I remember that as I was nearing the very centre of the forest, I encountered some noob in a cloak and with a stick. But turned out it was the sorcerer. All I caught was that his name was Rykker. He then angrily brandished his staff and cursed me, shouting that I was breaking his ears or something like that! A curse that won’t allow me to sing or talk without f****** swearing.”
Nacho- The curse killed you?
Zhar- Ah f*** no. That was when I was running away from him. The whole weather had changed when I ventured into the forest- I guess I should have seen that as a bad omen. It was a very stormy day with motherf****** gusts that would blow the sh** out of you. Anyway when lightning and thunder started making the whole place look some hellish party, I went to shelter under a tree.
Then I still don’t f****** understand what happened. I just saw a white light and next thing I knew, I was a damn ghost. I wish I could move on you know but am stuck here and I don’t f****** know what to do.
I can’t even avenge myself. I thought I would haunt Rykker’s sh**hole of a castle when he just cursed me again! Now I cannot even approach his fortress and I find myself trapped in the Kairn caves. The way you are taking leads to his castle by the way and I was just drifting my a** around when I heard people shouting and attacking and I saw through the door a snake about to bite your f****** neck off, so I intervened.
Nacho- Thank you, Zhar. You saved my life. If I can repay you in any manner, please do tell me.
Zhar- Ya well…hmm… I know am asking for much here but if you could set me free, it would be me who would be in your debt. You could kick Rykker’s a**. I think that ought to break the curse and free me from f****** talking like this for my whole life, uhm I mean for my whole death. I would then finally be able to roam the world. Now that I can be invisible and go through doors, I can find some hot ch…*cough* I mean I can make myself useful by helping the world. Yeah, that’s right, I’ll help the world. I could accompany you even. Speaking of that, where are you from?
Nacho- I am from the Moomoo clan also.
Zhar- No sh**!!!! Damn, you are right- I see the emblem on your cloak.
Nacho- Yes we are indeed from the same place. I want you to know that I’ll gladly help you Zhar but right now, we need to find our friends. They might be in grave danger. Would you help us?”
Zhar- Sure man.
Mac- Hmpfff…. Also stop saying ‘we’. These people are ‘your’ friends. I am your ally only temporarily.
Nacho sighed, smiled and went to rummaging into the small bag he was carrying with him. While he was searching for whatever he was looking for, a battle of secret whispers was going on.
Zhar to Mac- Jealous cat is jealous.
Mac- I am a beast moron!
Zhar- So you do not deny that you are jealous? Hehehehe…
Mac- What? Can you make some sense here? Oh I guess that would too much to ask from someone who went to hide under a tree in a thunderstorm.
Zhar- What do you mean?
They were interrupted by the mage.
Nacho- Got it!
He drew from the bag the map given to him by Phrozen. The map showed the Kanst Forest was indeed not far from the Town of Deetha ‘Blothri and it would seem the caves were in fact a vast underground passage that connected the two. He considered for a moment.
Nacho- Zhar, since you roam around here, would you per chance have seen a guard of the nearby Town in the caves a couple of days ago?
Zhar’s misty hand went to scratch his non-existant head. He then exclaimed loudly,
“I have actually! I think his name was Jeru. At least that’s what he said when they were interrogating him.”
Nacho, alarmed- Interrogating? Who was there?
Zhar- Oh it was a scary-looking guy, skull with no eyes with scepter in hand and smelling like a sorcerer. So I stayed far you know. Getting cursed a third time would have killed me- figure of speech. Anywho, I kept discreet and spied on them, seeing that I am almost always mightily bored with nothing to do here. There was that other guy; I think his name was Venom- I heard the scary guy giving him orders. Well the sorcerer had apparently lured this guard in the cave and was talking about getting his hands on and destroying the Stone of Jordan of the Town. He was trying to get the guard to reveal its exact location.
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Phrozen- How long has that ghost guy been haunting the cave?
Zhar- Dude, you do not ask such f****** questions. It's rude- a bit like asking a middle-aged lady her age.
What is the next step for Nacho and his 2 new allies? What happened to Jet and Ferret?
Is Jeru still alive? Is that scary skull guy, that bastard of Shatterer?
All of these answers will be revealed in the next episode of Dfans the movie.
Narrator- A rather short after episode chat for today folks. Some other bonus this time. Enjoy.
The necromancer stood atop a small jut of the land, his eyes trying to pierce the thick mist that had settled over the swamp. It was near nightfall and the throbbing silence that pervaded his surroundings seemed to conceal an evil that was secretly bidding its time.
Sure enough, the pale man could feel some sinister presence lurking just out of sight.
Then suddenly, the lingering shadows began to grow and crawl along the ground but then started fading as the feeble light from the setting sun marked the end of long dark day.
As if the departure of the celestial being was some kind of long awaited signal, a shallow whisper carried through the air, echoing around the swamp as if it was some forbidding chamber of some unfathomably cruel creature.
“You are mine now, necromancer.”
A terrible enemy appeared. A sickly green light burned within the empty sockets of the skull and in its bony hands was a great scythe scribbled with spells and words of power that the servants of Hell only knew.
The priest of Rathma wasted not a single moment. He recognized the sorcerer, lieutenant of the Lord of Terror and understood he would have a deadly battle to fight.
Summoning his magical energy within, he called out as a water golem rose from the grou…
Necro- “What!?!”
Narrator- “ What do you mean, what?”
Necro- “Dude, I can’t summon a water golem.”
Narrator- “Are you kidding me? If I say you can, you can and that’s it!”
Necro- “But it ain’t in my skill tree! My only elemental golem which is a fire one in case you didn’t know is at level 30 and am like level 1 right now…”
Woman-dressed-like-an-elf- “Am not an elf, idiots. My name is Jaina Proudmoore. Am human…or something like that…am also an archmage…hmm…ya…well…uhm…I mean lol at the noob necromancer. He can’t even raise a water golem. That’s like my level 1 skill. Ha!”
Necro- “What are you talking about, woman? Your level one skill, eh? How many have skills you got?”
Jaina- “That’s besides the point noob. You can’t do it and that’s it. Haha…total pawnage there…”
Narrator to prime evils and woman-dressed-like-an-elf-“What are you guys doing here? You are messing up the story, we are not reaching you after the end of the act. And Jaina I don’t even have you in my scripts at all!”
Diablo in a disappointed voice- “Meh…I thought you were an elfz. We don’t have elfz here in Sanctuary. Why are you dressed like one though?”
Jaina- “How would you know I dress like one if you have never seen one?”
I'll be taking a forum break. Some urgent matters to attend to. Will see you all in a couple of weeks. Keep the place alive and well in my absence. :sorcerer:
Nacho looked upon his enemies. Yes, he regarded the cat as an enemy too. He noticed how the animals' eyes flashed a bright yellow when Venom attacked and that Az though having underestimated the situation failed to move out while Emil who was some distance away managed to knock away the deadly dart. There was something peculiar here and he called out to Jet and Ferret not to get close, at least not until he figured out what were the powers of the cat and Venom.
As the Moomooer held out his palm, a small fiery orb appeared, floating just over his hand and quickly expanding to form a large burning sphere of fire. With a sudden thrust of his hand, Nacho cast the fireball upon Venom who received it full in the face and was knocked down to the floor screaming in pain. As he rolled around, trying put out the fire in his hair, he yelled-
“What the hell!?! You goddamn cheater! You threw that thing at me like that without warning?!?”
Nacho raised his eyebrows in surprise as the guards looked on in quiet disbelief.
The cat- “Mwahahahahaha…”
Ferret- “Damn! The cat is laughing.”
Nacho- “That is no mere cat. Must be a beast.”
Jet- “Oh noes!”
The cat- “Indeed! My name is Ivaron. You can call me Macros if you want. Or just Mac if you are feeling lazy.”
Ferret- “What do you want with us?”
Mac- “Me? Nothing…I came because I thought I would get to see some boo…I mean, ahem, I mean I am here to kill you!”
Nacho- “Why?”
Mac- “I…uh….dunno…to be honest. Hey wait, why are you asking me all these stupid questions? Do I look like a sphinx to you or what?”
And then the cat stood up on its hind legs and went over to Venom to help him put out the fire. As soon as the scorpion-man was free of flames,
Mac said to him- “You can give me my cape and dagger now- no use in me pretending to be a cat. My cover has been blown.”
Venom managed to stand up, his face blackened with the dirt he rolled his face into and his hair still smoking. He reached inside his cloak and pulled out the outfit of his companion and handed it to him. Then he turned to the mage.
Venom- “No more sneaky attacks, you damn Moomooer! Fight like a man!”
Nacho- “What are you talking about? Weren’t you waiting for the firewall wall to fade to attack us? You even threatened us again. Besides you are the one who sneakily attacked Az.”
Venom- “Don’t go off topic, damnit! You attacked me without warning. How was I supposed to know you would be so cruel to throw a burning ball of fire right in my face? Would you like it, if somebody did something like that to you? Don't you have any shame?”
Mac- “Shut up Venom. Let’s finish this business here.... RRRRRRUuuuuuuuuunnnn!!!”
The two turned and dashed to the doorway to the left corner.
Our companions stood and stared.
Narrator- "Did that really happen?"
Nacho was the first to come to himself and he shouted-
“Let’s follow them. Just be sure not to get too close. I suspect the cat has some power to disadvantage anybody in a melee distance fight. If it comes down to a battle, let me deal with it!”
The mage and the two guards rushed to the doorway through which Venom and Mac just disappeared. However just as Ferret who fastest among the three was about to step through, a great slab of stone fell right in front of him blocking the passage. At the same time, they heard hissing- like at least half a dozen snakes were around them. But they perceived nothing as they spun around trying to see what this new sound could mean.
Then a great serpent fell heavily on the ground right in front of them. There must have been further smaller tunnels high above them.
It was a Phasmatis- no doubt about it. No eyes were present and part of the body had already decayed but as it raised itself, the serpent towered above any of them, thick as tree trunk and fangs dripping with poison.
The guards of Deeha ‘Blothri however did not quail or back away. Jet jumped in his enemy’s direction and brought his sword down. The serpent dodged quickly and attacked immediately. But the guards were trained and highly skilled. In the moment the serpent had dodged Jet’s purposeful attack, Ferret had already moved in and he slashed fiercely to see the serpent’s head fall to the ground and the body follow shortly afterwards- dead.
They heard loud thuds all around them and knew what was coming. More serpents had dropped from the concealed ceiling and were now slithering towards them. Nacho knocked a few back by casting fireballs but there were outnumbered by at least four to one.
The guards helped improve the odds a lot by taking down any Phasmatis that came into range and were stopped by fireballs, but still more of the terrible serpents kept coming.
Nacho yelled for his companions to make a path towards the other doorway since their way back was blocked by too many enemies and in such an open space they would be at a great disadvantage facing this large number of assailants.
Jet swung his sword in a wide arc, hitting several serpents and slowing them down with the cold damage inflicted by the weapon as Ferret pushed forwards towards the right-corner doorway quickly slaying any enemies on their path.
The tactic worked and the companions got through the second door as yet another huge slab of stone fell preventing the Phasmatis from pursuing but also forcing them to move forwards, away from the village.
Nacho lit the two torches they were carrying and they walked forward, still shaken from the last fight. Ferret spoke-
“I don’t want to know what happened to Jeru if he came in here alone.”
Nacho- “There’s still hope, my friend. There’s nothing to say he met any of these creatures when he came through.”
While the situation did indeed seem quite bad, Nacho wanted his companions to keep focused. And too right he was when their path and narrow tunnel opened into another chamber. This one was smaller and the found Mac in it, apparently lost. The cat jumped when he heard them and backed away fast, snarling and drawing out his dagger.
Our friends looked around to see where was Venom but the scorpion-man was nowhere to be seen.
Nacho- “You are lost?”
Mac- “Oh no, I am just taking a stroll and visiting the place a bit…OF COURSE I am lost.”
Nacho- “Look I don’t want to fight you. If you tell us where Jeru is, we’ll let you go.”
Mac- “Who’s Jeru? Your boyfriend?”
Nacho- “He’s a guard of Deeha ‘Blothri and he has entered the cave without permission from the Town-master and has not returned since 2 days now.”
Mac- “So is he your boyfriend?”
Ferret- “What are you talking about, damn cat!?! Tell us where our companion is or you shall taste the wrath of my blade.”
Mac- “Aaah…so he’s your boyfriend…”
Jet- “Really?”
Ferret heaving a deep sigh as he said- “Nacho, I’ll let you deal with this.”
Nacho- “Look Mac, we do not want to fight. We need to find a friend of ours if you know where he is.”
Mac- “Alright…alright. I do not know where that Jeru guy is and I lost Venom, meaning that if I meet any of these damn Phasmatis, they’ll attack me. This cave is really tricky.”
Nacho- “Ok then, we shall continue on our way.”
Mac- “Wait…you are just going to leave me here?”
Ferret- “I believe you are still our ene….”
He had hardly completed his sentence when they heard the venomous hissing around them.
This chamber had 3 passageways. They could delay no longer. Nacho called out to the 2 guards to take the middle door. Jet and Ferret hurried forward as Nacho and Mac turned to make sure no serpent were going to attack them. One great Phasmatis had dropped to the ground, larger than any they had yet seen. As its great body moved surprisingly fast on the floor, its mouth opened to reveal huge fangs. When it came within striking distance, Mac jumped forward, eyes flashing a bright yellow and he plunged his dagger into the great body and then leaped back. The snake began to suddenly move much slower and seemed struggling to attack.
Mac- “Let’s go!”
Nacho turned and got a shock. A stone slab rested in the way where the 2 guards had gone.
Mac pointing to the right- “Let’s go this way.”
There was no time to hesitate and the Moomooer heard other phasmatis serpents coming behind them and rushed in the passage with Mac as it closed behind them.
The cave was really strange. It would be impossible for someone to control their path like that. It cannot be the beast or phasmatis because the cat was lost and the foul creatures were cut off in their pursuit.
The two were breathing heavily as they quickly moved away from the stone blocking the passage to the chamber. What they did not see was one of the smaller serpents which managed to slither through before the way was blocked.
They continued in the narrow passageway until this time they came in front of a thick wooden door. Nacho tried to open it but to no avail.
Mac- “I think you’ll have to use one of your fire-tricks on this one.”
As Nacho focused his energy and Mac was watching him, the serpent rose and lunged for the Moomooer’s neck.
At this very moment, the door splintered towards the center and suddenly crashed forward as a great voice boomed-
“FUCK YYYEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!”
Nacho and Mac jumped to the side as the heavy door crushed the attacking snake.
A green ghost drifted in.
“Hello fuckers. My fucking name is Zhar.”
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Zhar- “Am fucking in! Fuck yeah!”
Emil- “ZOMG! A ghost!”
Jet- “Oh noes”
Narrator- “Hey you little bitch, you better mind that language of yours.”
Zhar- “I can’t fucking help it man. Besides you should fucking know it, since you are the Narrator.”
Narrator- “Pftt..ya well I happen to know your personal in-story background which will be in the next episode but I hope you improve on those manners.”
Zhar- “I fucking will, boss.”
What is a fucking ghost doing in the story? How many time can he say fuck in the same sentence? Where are the two guards? Has Jeru been fucked?
All of this answers will be revealed in the next episode of dfans the movie- Zhar the ghost.
Where is your source to this "well known fact" of yours?
It is a well known fact that well known facts do not require sources.
I mean seriously there are a lot of things that you do not know.. Fear not for i am here to teach you in the ways of the world.
Where is your source to this "well known fact" of yours?
You don't know the story of the scorpion and the frog?
One day, a scorpion decided he wanted to move. But to do this he had to cross a river. So he went to the river's bank and saw a frog there. And he called to the frog, asking if he could ride him to the other side. The frog refused, saying "if I do that, you will sting me". But the scorpion said "why would I want to sting you? We would both drown." And so the frog allowed the scorpion to climb on his back. Halfway across the river, the scorpion stung the frog. With his dying breath, the frog asked "why did you sting me?" and the scorpion answered "because it's my nature".
This is sadly what actually happened though you forgot to add the most tragic part where the scorpion shoved a spicy bourritos down the frog's throat as he sank.
The time had come. Gathered at the cave’s entrance was the group about to delve into its depth.
Hanging by his side, Nacho had a brand new sword. It had an affinity for fire as was explained by Atru and Stony and could increase the damage of his spells. It was forged using the secret crafts passed down by the generations of blacksmiths of Deeha ‘Blothri who could imbue metals with the properties of fire, ice or poison.
Emil had successfully woken up and joined them. He was currently busy wiping dry his hair.
Narrator- Oh ya I forgot! Az had to do hit him with a water spell in the face in the morning. Mages are so handy…
Nearly all of the townsfolk were present so as wish their fellow guards success and show their gratitude. Among them were Turmo and Nekro with the former looking really miserable and the latter rather relaxed.
Turmo was feeling unusually restless and felt as if an impending doom lay on Nacho and Az who were about to enter the caves.
Just as they about to leave, he instinctively called out to Nacho.
The Moomooer stopped and turned. The two friends looked long at each other and time seemed to stand still. And the next moment Nacho’s arms had wrapped around Turmo, their bodies pressing hard against each other. Their eyes met again and the burning passion that awoke at that very instant could no longer be contained. As their lips…
Umpa, Phrozen, Shatt and the whole cast- ‘WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTT!?!”
Narrator- what what, little bitches? You cannot just barge in the story like that you know.
Seth looking very interested- “So, they are going to make out, eh? Cool…”
Narrator- “Ya well, no actually… I was just having some fun.”
Turmo and Nacho sounding disappointed- “Really?”
Narrator- “Ok guys, fun times are over. Break up there. Let’s get this story going…Where was I…? Oh ya...”
Turmo, Nekro and the villagers watched as Atru muttered some spells and drew a symbol on the ground. The barrier was lifted. A cold wind came out to greet them, itself an unusual happening at a cave entrance.
And without looking back even once, the group plunged forward. They had their torches already lit but the darkness that greeted them seemed to shun the light with its menacing presence so that the torches formed a small illuminated sphere around them. The moss-covered walls of the caves glistened from time to time as an occasional drop of water would form, the result from surrounding humidity, and slide down to disappear through the tiny cracks in the stone. The air though heavy was very cold and faint were the whispers of a distant breeze that would sometimes reach the adventurers.
The guards had their weapons drawn. There stood Jet with his broad sword imbued with cold, Ferret holding a 2-handed sword with poison lining the blade and Elfen carrying a poleaxe having fire properties.
Only 3 guards came as the passage inside the cave was quite narrow. In the event of a battle, more than 6 people would only cause everybody to get into each others’ way.
Emil and Az had their staff held at the ready. Nacho was the only one seemingly composed but the intensity of his eyes spoke otherwise.
The passageway only allowed 3 people to walk abreast. It did seem to broaden further in though they could not see very far while even being so close to the entrance. Nacho, Emil and Jet carried the torches that would guide them in their journey, with the 2 mages and Ferret leading the way, with the rest following close behind.
They walked for 2 long hours with the passage going further underground but now they could definitely feel a slight breeze which however did nothing to make the air less stuffy. Almost all of them could walk comfortably side by side now. The dripping ceiling of the cave which they perceived at the entrance had now vanished. This bothered Nacho as they could not see how high the ceiling was and it could be the darkness playing tricks on him, but he thought he could hear creatures creeping along the walls high above them.
And then all of a sudden the tunnel came to an end. It opened into a wide chamber and there were 2 doors on the other side. The group stopped. But it was not the choice of their future path that brought them to an abrupt halt. At the center of the chamber was a cloaked figure with a cat to his side. The hood was drawn low across his face so they could not distinguish his features. They saw his smile however and in a movement almost too quick to follow, he drew out a piece of a paper from inside his cloak.
A sinister voice echoed across the room as he said-
“I’m Lt.Venom- a demonic dragon, lieutenant of the army of light. I have demonic and necrocan…I mean necraman…DAMN!”
“Let me restart- I’m a demonic dagon…I mean dragon. HELL! Who wrote that down? I can hardly decipher the handwriting on that piece of parchment. Now my intro is all ruined.”
The group just stared, unsure of what to do and who this stranger really was.
Then Emil broke the silence-
“ZOMG! You are a demonic dragon!”
Jet and Elfen- “Oh noes!!!”
Ferret- “Calm down. Can’t you see he’s just a man?”
The stranger threw back his cloak and they saw he was indeed a man. Long red hair with pale gray eyes- he looked very ordinary.
The man spoke again-
“And this is my sphinx!”
Emil- “ZOMG! A sphinx!”
Jet and Elfen- “Oh noes!!!”
Ferret- “Are you guys serious? Can’t you see that’s just a cat?”
Az- “Enough of this fooling around! Who are you stranger? And what are you and your cat doing here?”
Az moved forward as he spoke, dropping his guard and seeing nothing in the situation except a wanderer with his pet. It was an unusual mistake on his behalf- he felt reckless and impatient at that very moment.
As the Wolianer broke away from the group, the stranger quickly crouched- almost completely to the ground- as a great scaly black tail rose behind him. The dart at the end dripped with green poison.
The attack was swift and aimed with deadly precision. Az would have died had it not been for Emil who reacted fast enough to deflect the blow with a thrust of his long staff. But it was not enough. Az lay on the ground with a gaping hole in his right arm.
Venom moving forwards- “One down- 5 more to go.”
But Nacho had summoned a great wall of fire between them, causing the half-man half-scorpion creature to leap back and yell in fury-
“He will die! If my blow wasn’t deflected, it would have been a painless death. Now the poison will spread through his body and will slowly torture him to his last breath.”
Venom could not advance but he simply laughed. The fire barrier will not last indefinitely and he watched with wicked pleasure as our friends were frantically trying to revive Azriel.
Nacho came to a decision. The poison was magical in nature and he could feel and he rested his hands on his friend’s injury that it had not yet started spreading. He whispered a spell and soon his hand glowed bright red. He pressed his enchanted palm onto the wound and closed his fingers around tightly. Az woke up and screamed in agony as his flesh started burning. The guards and Emil watched in horror as the water mage struggled and writhed while Nacho held on firmly. Then after a full minute of pain and tears, the Moomooer let go and Az sank back into being unconscious, his breathing ragged and heavy from the recent trauma.
Nacho has burned off all the infected tissues and cells and prevented the poison from spreading but his friend has lost a lot of blood and he was going into shock. He called out to Emil and Elfen and asked them to take the injured mage back to town's safety and healers. They understood the gravity of the situation and delayed not a moment as the tall guard hoisted Az onto his shoulders and went galloping towards the entrance. As Emil rushed to accompany the guard, Nacho whispered to him-
“Shall we not return, will you do me a favor? Could you take the man called Turmo to the city of Curast? I'll be forever in your debt if you do.”
Emil nodded and left.
The wall of fire faded to tiny flames and there stood Venom calmly talking his cat and he was telling the animal-
“You are quite the useful thing are you? But I reckon I would have managed just fine on my own.”
“Oh look- the crisis meeting is over. Shall we get this going then?”
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Narrator- “Looks like all hell broke loose.”
Umpa- “They need me!”
Shatt- “This is entertaining. I hope the guy dies…uh… I mean to maintain realism and all, you know.”
Jet- “Oh noes. Will he die?”
Scyber- “This looks bad. What is going to happen?”
Phrozen- “Come on guys! You can take him on. He’s only one gu..I mean thing!”
Venom- “You forgot about my sphinx.”
Cat- “Ya, you forgot about me.”
Nektu- “Hey wait…you can talk!?!”
What is going to happen? Who or what is that cat?
Does it/he/she only talk in after episode chats? Is Venom just an overconfident bastard?
Is he going to get his ass handed to him?
All of these answers shall be revealed in the next episode of dfans the movie: Battle of the Kairn caves.
LOL. And what would his cowlyness have to say about that, I wonder? Mayhaps it is already so.
What a very poorly disguised attempt at saying- 'Please include me in the story even if I have to be a gay cat'.
You are lucky though. I am a man of compassion- I'll take your position into consideration(yes this is indeed a Baal reference but said in a less gay way :woot: ).
(btw, kind of suitable that you mentioned my sleeping, I happen to sleep 12-13 hours per day during holidays ^^
You ungrateful little slut....
Haha but no seriously, this only introduces you and recognizes the name change. I'll go with Emil in future episodes. Emilophion is too long to write.
Oh the sleeping reference was intentional. My memory of conversations in the URT is better than you think.
Gimmick?
Oh no... please Lord Cowking forgive him, he means no disrespect. He is still young, spare him. He must have missed out on one of his sessions or forgotten to take his prozac.
Nektu?!? Where are you? It was your turn to take him to the therapist this week. Or was it Stormcat? I don't remember.
Edit- *Needs to update the OP or it will be hard to find the episodes.*
Thanks Doom, glad you liked it. :biggrin:
And don't mind Mephy. Therapy has really helped him you know. You are quite new here but some time ago, he used to think he was that badass ballerina and he was lecturing everybody on the rules of dancing and that wearing a pink tutu was the shitz. We are expecting full recovery within the next 20 years.
I wish I had the funding.
Sixen is trying to get me a contract with some porn studio. Will see how it works out from there.:xD:
In the first episode of the first season, the chars begin to question this but the Narrator is a ruthless guy. He wants his written story to be a movie having seasons and be in episodes. Can't argue with that.
This was designed to be much longer- would have probably gotten its own thread. As it is it's a really shortened version, mainly due to time constraints.
To answer your question, it's necro and the prime evils, though there was supposed to be barby and the sorceress there.
I didn't get time to refine their roles and it also kind of ended abruptly. Oh well...
Also thanks for the heads up people. :thumbsup:
The Moomooer and the beast stared at the greenish, man-shaped translucent mist that floated towards them.
Nacho- You are a…ghost?
Zhar nodded.
Macro- How did you kick down the door then?
Zhar- Was a fucking mage before so I still can draw from my magical powers in my spirit form.
Narrator- Could you lessen the use of the ‘F’ word please? If you can’t, I’ll have to censor you, you know. I can’t let kids be exposed to such profanity.
Zhar- Am fucking sorry man.
Narrator- Whatever…
Nacho- This is strange. I have never heard of such a thing before. I mean no offense by it but can I ask…why are you cursing all the time?
Zhar- Aah…this is a f****** long tale my friends. Where to begin? Oh yes I was still…”
Macros- Am not your friend, you moron. Am not the friend of anybody!
Zhar- Eh? No f****** surprise there, seeing how rude you are.”
Nacho- Please continue, friend.
Zhar- Uhm…where was I? Oh yes, I was still a young mage -having just come of age- of the Moomoo clan when I wanted to see the world. I was aspiring to be a bard, you see. But training all the time and getting into f****** dangerous situations being part of the daily life routine, I thought I needed new sources of inspiration. So I left. The leader at that time tried to dissuade me from going but you know how reckless youth can be… Anywho, I departed and in time came to the Kanst Forest, located some miles North East to the Town of Deeha ‘Blothri. There was a rumor that there was the nest of some Viaax birds there and seeing how rare these flying bastards are, I decided to go and chance a glimpse of these rare magical creatures. Little did I know that I was actually heading into the territory of a f****** dangerous sorcerer! He had made the Kanst forest his home and when he came to know of my presence, his fury was terrible to behold. I remember that as I was nearing the very centre of the forest, I encountered some noob in a cloak and with a stick. But turned out it was the sorcerer. All I caught was that his name was Rykker. He then angrily brandished his staff and cursed me, shouting that I was breaking his ears or something like that! A curse that won’t allow me to sing or talk without f****** swearing.”
Nacho- The curse killed you?
Zhar- Ah f*** no. That was when I was running away from him. The whole weather had changed when I ventured into the forest- I guess I should have seen that as a bad omen. It was a very stormy day with motherf****** gusts that would blow the sh** out of you. Anyway when lightning and thunder started making the whole place look some hellish party, I went to shelter under a tree.
Then I still don’t f****** understand what happened. I just saw a white light and next thing I knew, I was a damn ghost. I wish I could move on you know but am stuck here and I don’t f****** know what to do.
I can’t even avenge myself. I thought I would haunt Rykker’s sh**hole of a castle when he just cursed me again! Now I cannot even approach his fortress and I find myself trapped in the Kairn caves. The way you are taking leads to his castle by the way and I was just drifting my a** around when I heard people shouting and attacking and I saw through the door a snake about to bite your f****** neck off, so I intervened.
Nacho- Thank you, Zhar. You saved my life. If I can repay you in any manner, please do tell me.
Zhar- Ya well…hmm… I know am asking for much here but if you could set me free, it would be me who would be in your debt. You could kick Rykker’s a**. I think that ought to break the curse and free me from f****** talking like this for my whole life, uhm I mean for my whole death. I would then finally be able to roam the world. Now that I can be invisible and go through doors, I can find some hot ch…*cough* I mean I can make myself useful by helping the world. Yeah, that’s right, I’ll help the world. I could accompany you even. Speaking of that, where are you from?
Nacho- I am from the Moomoo clan also.
Zhar- No sh**!!!! Damn, you are right- I see the emblem on your cloak.
Nacho- Yes we are indeed from the same place. I want you to know that I’ll gladly help you Zhar but right now, we need to find our friends. They might be in grave danger. Would you help us?”
Zhar- Sure man.
Mac- Hmpfff…. Also stop saying ‘we’. These people are ‘your’ friends. I am your ally only temporarily.
Nacho sighed, smiled and went to rummaging into the small bag he was carrying with him. While he was searching for whatever he was looking for, a battle of secret whispers was going on.
Zhar to Mac- Jealous cat is jealous.
Mac- I am a beast moron!
Zhar- So you do not deny that you are jealous? Hehehehe…
Mac- What? Can you make some sense here? Oh I guess that would too much to ask from someone who went to hide under a tree in a thunderstorm.
Zhar- What do you mean?
They were interrupted by the mage.
Nacho- Got it!
He drew from the bag the map given to him by Phrozen. The map showed the Kanst Forest was indeed not far from the Town of Deetha ‘Blothri and it would seem the caves were in fact a vast underground passage that connected the two. He considered for a moment.
Nacho- Zhar, since you roam around here, would you per chance have seen a guard of the nearby Town in the caves a couple of days ago?
Zhar’s misty hand went to scratch his non-existant head. He then exclaimed loudly,
“I have actually! I think his name was Jeru. At least that’s what he said when they were interrogating him.”
Nacho, alarmed- Interrogating? Who was there?
Zhar- Oh it was a scary-looking guy, skull with no eyes with scepter in hand and smelling like a sorcerer. So I stayed far you know. Getting cursed a third time would have killed me- figure of speech. Anywho, I kept discreet and spied on them, seeing that I am almost always mightily bored with nothing to do here. There was that other guy; I think his name was Venom- I heard the scary guy giving him orders. Well the sorcerer had apparently lured this guard in the cave and was talking about getting his hands on and destroying the Stone of Jordan of the Town. He was trying to get the guard to reveal its exact location.
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Phrozen- How long has that ghost guy been haunting the cave?
Zhar- Dude, you do not ask such f****** questions. It's rude- a bit like asking a middle-aged lady her age.
What is the next step for Nacho and his 2 new allies? What happened to Jet and Ferret?
Is Jeru still alive? Is that scary skull guy, that bastard of Shatterer?
All of these answers will be revealed in the next episode of Dfans the movie.
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Narrator- A rather short after episode chat for today folks. Some other bonus this time. Enjoy.
The necromancer stood atop a small jut of the land, his eyes trying to pierce the thick mist that had settled over the swamp. It was near nightfall and the throbbing silence that pervaded his surroundings seemed to conceal an evil that was secretly bidding its time.
Sure enough, the pale man could feel some sinister presence lurking just out of sight.
Then suddenly, the lingering shadows began to grow and crawl along the ground but then started fading as the feeble light from the setting sun marked the end of long dark day.
As if the departure of the celestial being was some kind of long awaited signal, a shallow whisper carried through the air, echoing around the swamp as if it was some forbidding chamber of some unfathomably cruel creature.
“You are mine now, necromancer.”
A terrible enemy appeared. A sickly green light burned within the empty sockets of the skull and in its bony hands was a great scythe scribbled with spells and words of power that the servants of Hell only knew.
The priest of Rathma wasted not a single moment. He recognized the sorcerer, lieutenant of the Lord of Terror and understood he would have a deadly battle to fight.
Summoning his magical energy within, he called out as a water golem rose from the grou…
Necro- “What!?!”
Narrator- “ What do you mean, what?”
Necro- “Dude, I can’t summon a water golem.”
Narrator- “Are you kidding me? If I say you can, you can and that’s it!”
Necro- “But it ain’t in my skill tree! My only elemental golem which is a fire one in case you didn’t know is at level 30 and am like level 1 right now…”
Woman-dressed-like-an-elf- “Lol. What a noob!”
Narrator- “Huh? Who are you?”
Diablo- “Oh look! An elfz!”
Mephisto- “Oh….so that’s what an elf looks like.”
Baal- “Ahahahahahahahahahahaha….hahahahaha….hahaha..”
Woman-dressed-like-an-elf- “Am not an elf, idiots. My name is Jaina Proudmoore. Am human…or something like that…am also an archmage…hmm…ya…well…uhm…I mean lol at the noob necromancer. He can’t even raise a water golem. That’s like my level 1 skill. Ha!”
Necro- “What are you talking about, woman? Your level one skill, eh? How many have skills you got?”
Jaina- “That’s besides the point noob. You can’t do it and that’s it. Haha…total pawnage there…”
Narrator to prime evils and woman-dressed-like-an-elf- “What are you guys doing here? You are messing up the story, we are not reaching you after the end of the act. And Jaina I don’t even have you in my scripts at all!”
Diablo in a disappointed voice- “Meh…I thought you were an elfz. We don’t have elfz here in Sanctuary. Why are you dressed like one though?”
Jaina- “How would you know I dress like one if you have never seen one?”
Baal- “Ahahahahahahahahahahaha….hahahahaha….hahaha..”
Mephisto- “Well we read about them. They are ugly creatures with big ears and dull blue eyes wearing out-of-fashion clothes.”
Jaina- “Ya right…You are one to talk with like half of your body missing there. You don’t even need any pants.”
Baal- “Ahahahahahahahahahahaha….hahahahaha….hahaha..”
Jaina- “Am on fire today. Pawnage to the max yeah!”
Arthas- “Yo bitch, get back. Thrall is looking for you.”
Diablo chars- “LOL!”
Nacho looked upon his enemies. Yes, he regarded the cat as an enemy too. He noticed how the animals' eyes flashed a bright yellow when Venom attacked and that Az though having underestimated the situation failed to move out while Emil who was some distance away managed to knock away the deadly dart. There was something peculiar here and he called out to Jet and Ferret not to get close, at least not until he figured out what were the powers of the cat and Venom.
As the Moomooer held out his palm, a small fiery orb appeared, floating just over his hand and quickly expanding to form a large burning sphere of fire. With a sudden thrust of his hand, Nacho cast the fireball upon Venom who received it full in the face and was knocked down to the floor screaming in pain. As he rolled around, trying put out the fire in his hair, he yelled-
“What the hell!?! You goddamn cheater! You threw that thing at me like that without warning?!?”
Nacho raised his eyebrows in surprise as the guards looked on in quiet disbelief.
The cat- “Mwahahahahaha…”
Ferret- “Damn! The cat is laughing.”
Nacho- “That is no mere cat. Must be a beast.”
Jet- “Oh noes!”
The cat- “Indeed! My name is Ivaron. You can call me Macros if you want. Or just Mac if you are feeling lazy.”
Ferret- “What do you want with us?”
Mac- “Me? Nothing…I came because I thought I would get to see some boo…I mean, ahem, I mean I am here to kill you!”
Nacho- “Why?”
Mac- “I…uh….dunno…to be honest. Hey wait, why are you asking me all these stupid questions? Do I look like a sphinx to you or what?”
And then the cat stood up on its hind legs and went over to Venom to help him put out the fire. As soon as the scorpion-man was free of flames,
Mac said to him- “You can give me my cape and dagger now- no use in me pretending to be a cat. My cover has been blown.”
Venom managed to stand up, his face blackened with the dirt he rolled his face into and his hair still smoking. He reached inside his cloak and pulled out the outfit of his companion and handed it to him. Then he turned to the mage.
Venom- “No more sneaky attacks, you damn Moomooer! Fight like a man!”
Nacho- “What are you talking about? Weren’t you waiting for the firewall wall to fade to attack us? You even threatened us again. Besides you are the one who sneakily attacked Az.”
Venom- “Don’t go off topic, damnit! You attacked me without warning. How was I supposed to know you would be so cruel to throw a burning ball of fire right in my face? Would you like it, if somebody did something like that to you? Don't you have any shame?”
Mac- “Shut up Venom. Let’s finish this business here.... RRRRRRUuuuuuuuuunnnn!!!”
The two turned and dashed to the doorway to the left corner.
Our companions stood and stared.
Narrator- "Did that really happen?"
Nacho was the first to come to himself and he shouted-
“Let’s follow them. Just be sure not to get too close. I suspect the cat has some power to disadvantage anybody in a melee distance fight. If it comes down to a battle, let me deal with it!”
The mage and the two guards rushed to the doorway through which Venom and Mac just disappeared. However just as Ferret who fastest among the three was about to step through, a great slab of stone fell right in front of him blocking the passage. At the same time, they heard hissing- like at least half a dozen snakes were around them. But they perceived nothing as they spun around trying to see what this new sound could mean.
Then a great serpent fell heavily on the ground right in front of them. There must have been further smaller tunnels high above them.
It was a Phasmatis- no doubt about it. No eyes were present and part of the body had already decayed but as it raised itself, the serpent towered above any of them, thick as tree trunk and fangs dripping with poison.
The guards of Deeha ‘Blothri however did not quail or back away. Jet jumped in his enemy’s direction and brought his sword down. The serpent dodged quickly and attacked immediately. But the guards were trained and highly skilled. In the moment the serpent had dodged Jet’s purposeful attack, Ferret had already moved in and he slashed fiercely to see the serpent’s head fall to the ground and the body follow shortly afterwards- dead.
They heard loud thuds all around them and knew what was coming. More serpents had dropped from the concealed ceiling and were now slithering towards them. Nacho knocked a few back by casting fireballs but there were outnumbered by at least four to one.
The guards helped improve the odds a lot by taking down any Phasmatis that came into range and were stopped by fireballs, but still more of the terrible serpents kept coming.
Nacho yelled for his companions to make a path towards the other doorway since their way back was blocked by too many enemies and in such an open space they would be at a great disadvantage facing this large number of assailants.
Jet swung his sword in a wide arc, hitting several serpents and slowing them down with the cold damage inflicted by the weapon as Ferret pushed forwards towards the right-corner doorway quickly slaying any enemies on their path.
The tactic worked and the companions got through the second door as yet another huge slab of stone fell preventing the Phasmatis from pursuing but also forcing them to move forwards, away from the village.
Nacho lit the two torches they were carrying and they walked forward, still shaken from the last fight. Ferret spoke-
“I don’t want to know what happened to Jeru if he came in here alone.”
Nacho- “There’s still hope, my friend. There’s nothing to say he met any of these creatures when he came through.”
While the situation did indeed seem quite bad, Nacho wanted his companions to keep focused. And too right he was when their path and narrow tunnel opened into another chamber. This one was smaller and the found Mac in it, apparently lost. The cat jumped when he heard them and backed away fast, snarling and drawing out his dagger.
Our friends looked around to see where was Venom but the scorpion-man was nowhere to be seen.
Nacho- “You are lost?”
Mac- “Oh no, I am just taking a stroll and visiting the place a bit…OF COURSE I am lost.”
Nacho- “Look I don’t want to fight you. If you tell us where Jeru is, we’ll let you go.”
Mac- “Who’s Jeru? Your boyfriend?”
Nacho- “He’s a guard of Deeha ‘Blothri and he has entered the cave without permission from the Town-master and has not returned since 2 days now.”
Mac- “So is he your boyfriend?”
Ferret- “What are you talking about, damn cat!?! Tell us where our companion is or you shall taste the wrath of my blade.”
Mac- “Aaah…so he’s your boyfriend…”
Jet- “Really?”
Ferret heaving a deep sigh as he said- “Nacho, I’ll let you deal with this.”
Nacho- “Look Mac, we do not want to fight. We need to find a friend of ours if you know where he is.”
Mac- “Alright…alright. I do not know where that Jeru guy is and I lost Venom, meaning that if I meet any of these damn Phasmatis, they’ll attack me. This cave is really tricky.”
Nacho- “Ok then, we shall continue on our way.”
Mac- “Wait…you are just going to leave me here?”
Ferret- “I believe you are still our ene….”
He had hardly completed his sentence when they heard the venomous hissing around them.
This chamber had 3 passageways. They could delay no longer. Nacho called out to the 2 guards to take the middle door. Jet and Ferret hurried forward as Nacho and Mac turned to make sure no serpent were going to attack them. One great Phasmatis had dropped to the ground, larger than any they had yet seen. As its great body moved surprisingly fast on the floor, its mouth opened to reveal huge fangs. When it came within striking distance, Mac jumped forward, eyes flashing a bright yellow and he plunged his dagger into the great body and then leaped back. The snake began to suddenly move much slower and seemed struggling to attack.
Mac- “Let’s go!”
Nacho turned and got a shock. A stone slab rested in the way where the 2 guards had gone.
Mac pointing to the right- “Let’s go this way.”
There was no time to hesitate and the Moomooer heard other phasmatis serpents coming behind them and rushed in the passage with Mac as it closed behind them.
The cave was really strange. It would be impossible for someone to control their path like that. It cannot be the beast or phasmatis because the cat was lost and the foul creatures were cut off in their pursuit.
The two were breathing heavily as they quickly moved away from the stone blocking the passage to the chamber. What they did not see was one of the smaller serpents which managed to slither through before the way was blocked.
They continued in the narrow passageway until this time they came in front of a thick wooden door. Nacho tried to open it but to no avail.
Mac- “I think you’ll have to use one of your fire-tricks on this one.”
As Nacho focused his energy and Mac was watching him, the serpent rose and lunged for the Moomooer’s neck.
At this very moment, the door splintered towards the center and suddenly crashed forward as a great voice boomed-
“FUCK YYYEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!”
Nacho and Mac jumped to the side as the heavy door crushed the attacking snake.
A green ghost drifted in.
“Hello fuckers. My fucking name is Zhar.”
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Zhar- “Am fucking in! Fuck yeah!”
Emil- “ZOMG! A ghost!”
Jet- “Oh noes”
Narrator- “Hey you little bitch, you better mind that language of yours.”
Zhar- “I can’t fucking help it man. Besides you should fucking know it, since you are the Narrator.”
Narrator- “Pftt..ya well I happen to know your personal in-story background which will be in the next episode but I hope you improve on those manners.”
Zhar- “I fucking will, boss.”
What is a fucking ghost doing in the story? How many time can he say fuck in the same sentence? Where are the two guards? Has Jeru been fucked?
All of this answers will be revealed in the next episode of dfans the movie- Zhar the ghost.
I shall set Ninjosaurs, Werehamsters and Dragons on your ass for that.
It is a well known fact that well known facts do not require sources.
I mean seriously there are a lot of things that you do not know.. Fear not for i am here to teach you in the ways of the world.
This is sadly what actually happened though you forgot to add the most tragic part where the scorpion shoved a spicy bourritos down the frog's throat as he sank.
Indeed my friend. Indeed. :sorcerer:
I too was horribly disappointed when Santa stopped bringing me gifts after my 12th birthday.
And I never understood why either...
The time had come. Gathered at the cave’s entrance was the group about to delve into its depth.
Hanging by his side, Nacho had a brand new sword. It had an affinity for fire as was explained by Atru and Stony and could increase the damage of his spells. It was forged using the secret crafts passed down by the generations of blacksmiths of Deeha ‘Blothri who could imbue metals with the properties of fire, ice or poison.
Emil had successfully woken up and joined them. He was currently busy wiping dry his hair.
Narrator- Oh ya I forgot! Az had to do hit him with a water spell in the face in the morning. Mages are so handy…
Nearly all of the townsfolk were present so as wish their fellow guards success and show their gratitude. Among them were Turmo and Nekro with the former looking really miserable and the latter rather relaxed.
Turmo was feeling unusually restless and felt as if an impending doom lay on Nacho and Az who were about to enter the caves.
Just as they about to leave, he instinctively called out to Nacho.
The Moomooer stopped and turned. The two friends looked long at each other and time seemed to stand still. And the next moment Nacho’s arms had wrapped around Turmo, their bodies pressing hard against each other. Their eyes met again and the burning passion that awoke at that very instant could no longer be contained. As their lips…
Umpa, Phrozen, Shatt and the whole cast- ‘WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTT!?!”
Narrator- what what, little bitches? You cannot just barge in the story like that you know.
Seth looking very interested- “So, they are going to make out, eh? Cool…”
Narrator- “Ya well, no actually… I was just having some fun.”
Turmo and Nacho sounding disappointed- “Really?”
Narrator- “Ok guys, fun times are over. Break up there. Let’s get this story going…Where was I…? Oh ya...”
And without looking back even once, the group plunged forward. They had their torches already lit but the darkness that greeted them seemed to shun the light with its menacing presence so that the torches formed a small illuminated sphere around them. The moss-covered walls of the caves glistened from time to time as an occasional drop of water would form, the result from surrounding humidity, and slide down to disappear through the tiny cracks in the stone. The air though heavy was very cold and faint were the whispers of a distant breeze that would sometimes reach the adventurers.
The guards had their weapons drawn. There stood Jet with his broad sword imbued with cold, Ferret holding a 2-handed sword with poison lining the blade and Elfen carrying a poleaxe having fire properties.
Only 3 guards came as the passage inside the cave was quite narrow. In the event of a battle, more than 6 people would only cause everybody to get into each others’ way.
Emil and Az had their staff held at the ready. Nacho was the only one seemingly composed but the intensity of his eyes spoke otherwise.
The passageway only allowed 3 people to walk abreast. It did seem to broaden further in though they could not see very far while even being so close to the entrance. Nacho, Emil and Jet carried the torches that would guide them in their journey, with the 2 mages and Ferret leading the way, with the rest following close behind.
They walked for 2 long hours with the passage going further underground but now they could definitely feel a slight breeze which however did nothing to make the air less stuffy. Almost all of them could walk comfortably side by side now. The dripping ceiling of the cave which they perceived at the entrance had now vanished. This bothered Nacho as they could not see how high the ceiling was and it could be the darkness playing tricks on him, but he thought he could hear creatures creeping along the walls high above them.
And then all of a sudden the tunnel came to an end. It opened into a wide chamber and there were 2 doors on the other side. The group stopped. But it was not the choice of their future path that brought them to an abrupt halt. At the center of the chamber was a cloaked figure with a cat to his side. The hood was drawn low across his face so they could not distinguish his features. They saw his smile however and in a movement almost too quick to follow, he drew out a piece of a paper from inside his cloak.
A sinister voice echoed across the room as he said-
“I’m Lt.Venom- a demonic dragon, lieutenant of the army of light. I have demonic and necrocan…I mean necraman…DAMN!”
“Let me restart- I’m a demonic dagon…I mean dragon. HELL! Who wrote that down? I can hardly decipher the handwriting on that piece of parchment. Now my intro is all ruined.”
The group just stared, unsure of what to do and who this stranger really was.
Then Emil broke the silence-
“ZOMG! You are a demonic dragon!”
Jet and Elfen- “Oh noes!!!”
Ferret- “Calm down. Can’t you see he’s just a man?”
The stranger threw back his cloak and they saw he was indeed a man. Long red hair with pale gray eyes- he looked very ordinary.
The man spoke again-
“And this is my sphinx!”
Emil- “ZOMG! A sphinx!”
Jet and Elfen- “Oh noes!!!”
Ferret- “Are you guys serious? Can’t you see that’s just a cat?”
Az- “Enough of this fooling around! Who are you stranger? And what are you and your cat doing here?”
Az moved forward as he spoke, dropping his guard and seeing nothing in the situation except a wanderer with his pet. It was an unusual mistake on his behalf- he felt reckless and impatient at that very moment.
As the Wolianer broke away from the group, the stranger quickly crouched- almost completely to the ground- as a great scaly black tail rose behind him. The dart at the end dripped with green poison.
The attack was swift and aimed with deadly precision. Az would have died had it not been for Emil who reacted fast enough to deflect the blow with a thrust of his long staff. But it was not enough. Az lay on the ground with a gaping hole in his right arm.
Venom moving forwards- “One down- 5 more to go.”
But Nacho had summoned a great wall of fire between them, causing the half-man half-scorpion creature to leap back and yell in fury-
“He will die! If my blow wasn’t deflected, it would have been a painless death. Now the poison will spread through his body and will slowly torture him to his last breath.”
Venom could not advance but he simply laughed. The fire barrier will not last indefinitely and he watched with wicked pleasure as our friends were frantically trying to revive Azriel.
Nacho came to a decision. The poison was magical in nature and he could feel and he rested his hands on his friend’s injury that it had not yet started spreading. He whispered a spell and soon his hand glowed bright red. He pressed his enchanted palm onto the wound and closed his fingers around tightly. Az woke up and screamed in agony as his flesh started burning. The guards and Emil watched in horror as the water mage struggled and writhed while Nacho held on firmly. Then after a full minute of pain and tears, the Moomooer let go and Az sank back into being unconscious, his breathing ragged and heavy from the recent trauma.
Nacho has burned off all the infected tissues and cells and prevented the poison from spreading but his friend has lost a lot of blood and he was going into shock. He called out to Emil and Elfen and asked them to take the injured mage back to town's safety and healers. They understood the gravity of the situation and delayed not a moment as the tall guard hoisted Az onto his shoulders and went galloping towards the entrance. As Emil rushed to accompany the guard, Nacho whispered to him-
“Shall we not return, will you do me a favor? Could you take the man called Turmo to the city of Curast? I'll be forever in your debt if you do.”
Emil nodded and left.
The wall of fire faded to tiny flames and there stood Venom calmly talking his cat and he was telling the animal-
“You are quite the useful thing are you? But I reckon I would have managed just fine on my own.”
“Oh look- the crisis meeting is over. Shall we get this going then?”
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Narrator- “Looks like all hell broke loose.”
Umpa- “They need me!”
Shatt- “This is entertaining. I hope the guy dies…uh… I mean to maintain realism and all, you know.”
Jet- “Oh noes. Will he die?”
Scyber- “This looks bad. What is going to happen?”
Phrozen- “Come on guys! You can take him on. He’s only one gu..I mean thing!”
Venom- “You forgot about my sphinx.”
Cat- “Ya, you forgot about me.”
Nektu- “Hey wait…you can talk!?!”
What is going to happen? Who or what is that cat?
Does it/he/she only talk in after episode chats? Is Venom just an overconfident bastard?
Is he going to get his ass handed to him?
All of these answers shall be revealed in the next episode of dfans the movie: Battle of the Kairn caves.
What a very poorly disguised attempt at saying- 'Please include me in the story even if I have to be a gay cat'.
You are lucky though. I am a man of compassion- I'll take your position into consideration(yes this is indeed a Baal reference but said in a less gay way :woot: ).
Haha but no seriously, this only introduces you and recognizes the name change. I'll go with Emil in future episodes. Emilophion is too long to write.
Oh the sleeping reference was intentional. My memory of conversations in the URT is better than you think.
Hehe...cheers guys!!! Thanks. :biggrin: