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Quote from "dorgeismydog" »lol not duriels mother-in-law, hell if youve seen one bug youve seen em all, what about the cross-dressing buthcer? Then it isnt a vagina monster, its "Ah... Fresh cock!"
Monster's Attack:PARALYZED THROUGH STENCH (RUAHGHGHGHGH)
Monster's Defense: PARALYZE U THROUGH DA BAD SMEZLLZZLZ
Attack against monster: FYARBAWLZ0RZ!!11!!!!!!!11!one!!!1!!
Defense against monster: Noseplugs!
(Additional accessory slot added underneath the nose)
Now, related - nice storyline, some grammatical mistakes, but your writings pretty gewd.