some1 need to post GOOD blonde jokes (not the gay ass ones).
A blonde walks into an electrical appliance store and says to the salesman: "I want that TV." He responds by saying: "I don't sell anything to blondes."
The next day the blonde comes in with a wig and says: "I want that TV." The man responds the same way.
So the blonde gets every possible surgery to change her appearance and says: "I want that TV." The man responds the same way. Out of frustration, the blonde yells: "How did you know I was a blonde?!" The man says: "Because that's a microwave."
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It's the decisions you make when you have no time to make them that define who you are.
3 men crash on a deserted island. They get captured by the natives and are taken to the chief who greets them happily with news.
"Your skins will be used to make a grand canoe for the tribe!" he announced to them jovially. The men are less than pleased. The chief sees this and decides to offer them a last chance at happiness.
"Before you die, I shall grant you one request each."
The first man asks for a knife and the natives are pleased to see that the man is going to bravely - though foolishly - try to best them all in combat. Instead he simply cuts his own throat and dies right there on the beach. The natives carry him off to be skinned by the canoe-maker.
The second man requests a gun and, again, the natives think he is going to try to escape. Instead, he simply shoots himself in the head and is carried off to be skinned aswell.
The third man requests a fork. The natives are confused but grant his request. He picks up the fork and holds it over himself proudly and starts wildly plunging it into his body, over and over, in various places. As he dies, full of holes, he screams at the natives...
"TO HELL WITH YOUR CANOE!"
LOL. Absolutely hilarious.
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It's the decisions you make when you have no time to make them that define who you are.
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It's the decisions you make when you have no time to make them that define who you are.
A blonde walks into an electrical appliance store and says to the salesman: "I want that TV." He responds by saying: "I don't sell anything to blondes."
The next day the blonde comes in with a wig and says: "I want that TV." The man responds the same way.
So the blonde gets every possible surgery to change her appearance and says: "I want that TV." The man responds the same way. Out of frustration, the blonde yells: "How did you know I was a blonde?!" The man says: "Because that's a microwave."
It's the decisions you make when you have no time to make them that define who you are.
LOL. Absolutely hilarious.
It's the decisions you make when you have no time to make them that define who you are.