poor little barbarian. but one thing i do hate, why is the paladin the only person in full gear?
Simple. He's rushing everyone.
See, after popping the last seal in the Chaos Sanctuary, the Paladin realized that he was out of potions and had to revive his mercenary, so he made a Town Portal and told everyone that he'd "brb one sec."
The Amazon and Sorceress, the only other players in the game with a positive IQ, took refuge behind a safe pillar to wait for the nice Paladin's return.
The Barbarian and the Necromancer, on the other hand, were far too impatient to wait five extra seconds, and rushed in to meet Diablo. Blinded by the potential of "phat lewt," both failed to realize that they were only level 10, and were swiftly struck down by Diablo's mighty hand.
Meanwhile, the Paladin returns, grumpy because he didn't have enough gold to bribe Tyrael into reviving Gulzar. The Town Portal closes behind him as he readies his aura and Blessed Hammer (because we all know 90% of Paladins are Hammerdins), the desperate cries of the naked Barbarian nooblet in town echoing over the battlefield.
Simple. He's rushing everyone.
See, after popping the last seal in the Chaos Sanctuary, the Paladin realized that he was out of potions and had to revive his mercenary, so he made a Town Portal and told everyone that he'd "brb one sec."
The Amazon and Sorceress, the only other players in the game with a positive IQ, took refuge behind a safe pillar to wait for the nice Paladin's return.
The Barbarian and the Necromancer, on the other hand, were far too impatient to wait five extra seconds, and rushed in to meet Diablo. Blinded by the potential of "phat lewt," both failed to realize that they were only level 10, and were swiftly struck down by Diablo's mighty hand.
Meanwhile, the Paladin returns, grumpy because he didn't have enough gold to bribe Tyrael into reviving Gulzar. The Town Portal closes behind him as he readies his aura and Blessed Hammer (because we all know 90% of Paladins are Hammerdins), the desperate cries of the naked Barbarian nooblet in town echoing over the battlefield.
"TP! TP! TP! OMFG TP TP TPPPPPP!"
But yeah, I like that picture, too.