We could always have new members transmit data via brain waves to Umaro, then he could decide if their intent is pornographic and/or trojanic (I just made trojan an adjective?) in nature.
Isn't there some way of better moderating account creation? I can't remember if this site requires it, but I think things like image code verifications and e-mail verifications could help cut down on this type of stuff.
Duh guys.