*Notices the widow is back on Zhuge's crotch, wonders when he will wake up.*
"What, you don't have any actual currency? Damn it... STORMCAT!! ZHAR NEEDS A JOB!! GIVE HIM ONE THAT REALLY SUCKS ASS!!! I KNOW YOU'RE THERE, STORM, I CAN SMELL YOU, *smells something else as well,* AND WHATEVER THE HELL IT IS THAT SMELLS LIKE SWEATY ASS AND DIRTY UNDERWEAR!!!"
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Just as the Scorpion hunts...
Silently Lurking...
"Nothing is True. Everything is Permitted." ~ Ezio Auditore de Firenze
*Sees destroyed work, bursts into terrifying flame of Fear-Induced-Shit-in-Pants Outrage.*
"FUCK YOU!!!"
*Charges across room with murderous intent and dripping stinger poised to slam home into... woodwork behind Zhar.*
"FUUUUUUUCCKKKKK!!!"
*Calms down pretty damn quickly, with tail stuck in wall.*
"Zhar you're back! You're paying for the door and replacement hinges, and this wall here."
*Gives tail a good yank to get loose, fails.*
"Umm... Little help here? I'm buying several rounds of drinks once I get unstuck and fix the damage.*
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Just as the Scorpion hunts...
Silently Lurking...
"Nothing is True. Everything is Permitted." ~ Ezio Auditore de Firenze
*Smiles to himself.* He spotted the fake map I planted there. I wonder how long it will take for him to realize that it is a poorly drawn version of the Kanto Region? Eh, whatever... Some mango iced tea sounds nice right now...
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Silently Lurking...
"Nothing is True. Everything is Permitted." ~ Ezio Auditore de Firenze
*Looks down at unconcious man.* Hmm...probably not the brightest candle in the pack, drinking that really old blood like that. Didn't realize it was still liquid, looked solid. I guess the bloodsucker isn't around anymore.
"Miz Widow, If you're hungry, there's a cockroach in the hole in the wall. Good sized bugger too. LOOK, there he is!"
*The blackwidow goes to the hole and builds a trap and waits.*
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Silently Lurking...
"Nothing is True. Everything is Permitted." ~ Ezio Auditore de Firenze
*Hears squeak and looks around. Doesn't see anything* I thought somebody actually moved. The spider must have sneezed.
"God bless you, black widow."
*Hears a series of clicking and hissing and such that sounds like talking from Zhuge's crotch, "I didn't sneeze, but thank you anyway."* OH MY GOD IT TALKS!!!
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Silently Lurking...
"Nothing is True. Everything is Permitted." ~ Ezio Auditore de Firenze
*Looks at the glass of rusty-brown substance. Looks around room.* Damn, the blood is well past coagulation, gonna need a whole new glass it looks like. And nobody moved for quite a while. There's a damn black widow building her web on Zhuge's crotch. I bet that'll hurt like hell and Diablo himself would cringe.
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Just as the Scorpion hunts...
Silently Lurking...
"Nothing is True. Everything is Permitted." ~ Ezio Auditore de Firenze
"That's because you kicked the door open. Atleast my... um... Zhar?, yeah that's it, Zhar-proofed hinges still work."
*Motions towards the stale human blood.* Thought somebody would take it by now. Hmmm... Gotta get some fresh blood soon.
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Silently Lurking...
"Nothing is True. Everything is Permitted." ~ Ezio Auditore de Firenze
"Hi Zhuge!"
*Remembers shapeshifting bloodsucker on the prowl, eyes Zhuge with subtle suspicion, nonchalantly motions towards the cup of fresh human blood.*
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Just as the Scorpion hunts...
Silently Lurking...
"Nothing is True. Everything is Permitted." ~ Ezio Auditore de Firenze
"You didn't answer my question about the anger, sweat, and shame that I smell. Shapeshifting Bloodsucker huh? Don't they all shapeshift? I don't smell any undead thing. I would listen for a heartbeat but they don't have beating hearts."
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Silently Lurking...
"Nothing is True. Everything is Permitted." ~ Ezio Auditore de Firenze
*Lifts draconic snout into the air and sniffs. Stops suddenly and gazes at Nektu with one eye.*
"Wait a second, do vampires even have a smell? And what kind of bloodsucker are we talking about anyway? Them sparkly, vegan pussies or the badass ones that will make the countess look innocent?"
*Catches a scent.*
"And why do I smell anger, sweat, and shame?"
"While I'm asking questions, do you have any Woodchuck Ciders?"
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Silently Lurking...
"Nothing is True. Everything is Permitted." ~ Ezio Auditore de Firenze
*Looks at Nektu.*
"What the hell's wrong with you. Hurl his ass back across the room, don't yell at him and offer an ale too."
*Mumbles more nonsense about people not having sense these days.*
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Silently Lurking...
"Nothing is True. Everything is Permitted." ~ Ezio Auditore de Firenze
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"What drink?"
"What, you don't have any actual currency? Damn it... STORMCAT!! ZHAR NEEDS A JOB!! GIVE HIM ONE THAT REALLY SUCKS ASS!!! I KNOW YOU'RE THERE, STORM, I CAN SMELL YOU, *smells something else as well,* AND WHATEVER THE HELL IT IS THAT SMELLS LIKE SWEATY ASS AND DIRTY UNDERWEAR!!!"
"FUCK YOU!!!"
*Charges across room with murderous intent and dripping stinger poised to slam home into... woodwork behind Zhar.*
"FUUUUUUUCCKKKKK!!!"
*Calms down pretty damn quickly, with tail stuck in wall.*
"Zhar you're back! You're paying for the door and replacement hinges, and this wall here."
*Gives tail a good yank to get loose, fails.*
"Umm... Little help here? I'm buying several rounds of drinks once I get unstuck and fix the damage.*
"GET OUTTA MY HEAD!!!!"
He spotted the fake map I planted there. I wonder how long it will take for him to realize that it is a poorly drawn version of the Kanto Region? Eh, whatever... Some mango iced tea sounds nice right now...
Hmm...probably not the brightest candle in the pack, drinking that really old blood like that. Didn't realize it was still liquid, looked solid. I guess the bloodsucker isn't around anymore.
"Miz Widow, If you're hungry, there's a cockroach in the hole in the wall. Good sized bugger too. LOOK, there he is!"
*The blackwidow goes to the hole and builds a trap and waits.*
I thought somebody actually moved. The spider must have sneezed.
"God bless you, black widow."
*Hears a series of clicking and hissing and such that sounds like talking from Zhuge's crotch, "I didn't sneeze, but thank you anyway."*
OH MY GOD IT TALKS!!!
Damn, the blood is well past coagulation, gonna need a whole new glass it looks like. And nobody moved for quite a while. There's a damn black widow building her web on Zhuge's crotch. I bet that'll hurt like hell and Diablo himself would cringe.
*Motions towards the stale human blood.*
Thought somebody would take it by now. Hmmm... Gotta get some fresh blood soon.
*Remembers shapeshifting bloodsucker on the prowl, eyes Zhuge with subtle suspicion, nonchalantly motions towards the cup of fresh human blood.*
"Wait a second, do vampires even have a smell? And what kind of bloodsucker are we talking about anyway? Them sparkly, vegan pussies or the badass ones that will make the countess look innocent?"
*Catches a scent.*
"And why do I smell anger, sweat, and shame?"
"While I'm asking questions, do you have any Woodchuck Ciders?"
"What the hell's wrong with you. Hurl his ass back across the room, don't yell at him and offer an ale too."
*Mumbles more nonsense about people not having sense these days.*