You're probably so complicated that you think your simple. I'm simple by most standards, and a bit more complicated than the average guy in my eyes, which I in no way imply is a good thing.
Because women are extremely complicated and are impossible to understand. I thought I had at least figured out a sort of pattern you all follow, but just when that happens I'm thrown out of whack again.
Gimme something hard! Its not easy typing on a phone.
Hey guys, what's been happening? Someone get me a beer?
*Turns to Krow*
I don't advertise, I promote. Advertisement costs money and makes a profit.
*Sits down finally allowing himself some rest from weeks of travel in his heavy armor*
You guys have no idea the stuff I've gone through, I've actually had to throw on my heavy armor set and I've found a couple nice things along the way.
*Takes out a tankard twice as big as any normal one, thick in gold, and covered in jewels*
Hello! How are my dear friends? I have a treat for you, follow the link as I sit down for a drink.
http://www.diablofans.com/forums/showthread.php?p=340208#post340208
Why don't you join the dancers Kittie?
*Drinks more beer*
I wish you women were easier to understand.