Ok, so once upon a time diablos mom kidnaps Tyreal and forces him to rebuild the worldstone. Diablo who is emotionaly unstable due to his brothers deaths runs away from home. When he gets backTyreal turned in to baal because baal was hiding in the worldstone and ate him. Diablo and ball then revive Mephisto who opens his own paint store because he's tired of being a prime evil and instead wants to be just a primer. After carfuly plotting to invade earth they accidently land on mars. After massing their forces on mars, Yugio jumps out of a puddle and Kills diablo with a waffel iron. Bail then kills Yugio with the can of paint that Mephstio sent so they can fix mars up since it looks like a piece of crap(they never fix mars up because they had to use the can of paint). After Diablo is resurrected again for the 4(?) time they decide to go after earth since mars looks like my grandmothers foot. After they land back on earth in a flying saucer they decide to attack heaven once again because its a fly place to chill. Mephisto joins in because he wants gods advice on primer. After they establish their base at heavens gate, they kick tyreal out because after constructing the world stone agian he ran up a bill on take out which the 3 prime evils had to pay. Having disposed of tyreal (sending him to mars because they figure tyreal could fixit up) they launch an all out attack on God to tell him he's a meanie to which god answers by blowing them up for being the 3 prime evils. he spares mephisto because Mephisto is a good primer and heaven needs repainted. Baals become unexplodes and revives diablo with an ancient forbidden form of yoga (since tyreal stole the UFO, the world stone and went to mars). Which leads into Diablo 4:
This ain't a comedy forum, but I had a damn good laugh
Oh and by the way, I've heard worse....
Worse?! I failed!
Damn, where have you seen worse? I was almost positive my immature rant at 3 in the morning when I was about to passout was the stupidest thing ever concieved
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wow, i could hav never thought up a storyline so retarded but so funny at the same time, man i was laughing from the first sent. to the last, some1 should animate that little story with flash or sumthing that'd b priceless.
wow, i could hav never thought up a storyline so retarded but so funny at the same time, man i was laughing from the first sent. to the last, some1 should animate that little story with flash or sumthing that'd b priceless.
*bows* haha, I was thinking the same thing. It was the byproduct of a day and a half without sleep. Insomnia is bitch, but I'm glad I managed to amuse every one and not just my self.
You know, there should be a moral to this story- If only to justify it in some way hahaha.
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Ok, so once upon a time diablos mom kidnaps Tyreal and forces him to rebuild the worldstone. Diablo who is emotionaly unstable due to his brothers deaths runs away from home. When he gets backTyreal turned in to baal because baal was hiding in the worldstone and ate him. Diablo and ball then revive Mephisto who opens his own paint store because he's tired of being a prime evil and instead wants to be just a primer. After carfuly plotting to invade earth they accidently land on mars. After massing their forces on mars, Yugio jumps out of a puddle and Kills diablo with a waffel iron. Bail then kills Yugio with the can of paint that Mephstio sent so they can fix mars up since it looks like a piece of crap(they never fix mars up because they had to use the can of paint). After Diablo is resurrected again for the 4(?) time they decide to go after earth since mars looks like my grandmothers foot. After they land back on earth in a flying saucer they decide to attack heaven once again because its a fly place to chill. Mephisto joins in because he wants gods advice on primer. After they establish their base at heavens gate, they kick tyreal out because after constructing the world stone agian he ran up a bill on take out which the 3 prime evils had to pay. Having disposed of tyreal (sending him to mars because they figure tyreal could fixit up) they launch an all out attack on God to tell him he's a meanie to which god answers by blowing them up for being the 3 prime evils. he spares mephisto because Mephisto is a good primer and heaven needs repainted. Baals become unexplodes and revives diablo with an ancient forbidden form of yoga (since tyreal stole the UFO, the world stone and went to mars). Which leads into Diablo 4:
Oh and by the way, I've heard worse....
Worse?! I failed!
Damn, where have you seen worse? I was almost positive my immature rant at 3 in the morning when I was about to passout was the stupidest thing ever concieved
unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes, fsck, fsck, fsck, umount, sleep
*bows* haha, I was thinking the same thing. It was the byproduct of a day and a half without sleep. Insomnia is bitch, but I'm glad I managed to amuse every one and not just my self.
You know, there should be a moral to this story- If only to justify it in some way hahaha.