WEll you see, diablo was borred one day, so he went outside for a walk. On his walk he found a lovely cow, whom he thought was the most beautiful thing in the world. Then he had is way with the Cow, and soon the cow became pregnant. The cow produced many offspring who were strong and walked on their hind legs. Diablo had some spare axes lying around so he gave them to his half cow-half demon children. One of the cow children was unique, after his birth, he fell into a bathtub and then a hairdryer fell into the tub as well, he was infused with lightning powers. He hence forth became known as the cow king. Everything was going well, until trouble came along. The evil monacle wearing monkey was going to destroy all the cows because he didnt like cows. SO diablo thought for a minute, and then decided he would hide his children in a secret realm. But how would he do this? He was sitting on a bench thinking when all of a sudden a boy came by with a tomb of town portals under his arm. Diablo had an idea. He broke of the boy's wooden leg and took his tomb and with those two items, he hid his cow children to be safe forever.
I'd have to say one day diablo was celebrating Uwe Boll's birthday when suddenly he had a great idea. Why not turn Uwe into a cow so that he could not make any more movies. But the plan backfired and Uwe did not even need a mate to reproduce and created a bunch of miny Uwe Boll hell cow children. Now he could spread his reach farther on his way to get rights to movies and ruin more hopes and dreams of gamers. Thus, Uwe became the cow king and it seems only right that he would be found in such a twisted world as diablo.
COOL STORY!!! You have my respect.
You only wrong about the Cow King. He became the king because he was born the first of all those bovines, so he had a right of the eldest. The first heir of his father. That's for sure.
I don't think there is need for a cow queen. I think that the cows don't need mates to reproduce they just come from the ground or something. And if they do need mates i hope we don't see any kinky hell bovine sex in the next diablo game
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Because Uwe Boll has made it his personal goal to ruin video game movies or any movie in general. He has proved this over the years with House of the Dead, Alone in the Dark, and Bloodrayne. Now he's on his way to ruin Farcry. Just imagine if he ever got rights to Diablo. It would be the end.
the cows in the cow level are the remains of all the slaughtered cows from tristram in diablo 1, there were quite a few. they returned to seek vengence on the killer/s
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-Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one, and only, truth.
i know, my one is slightly more plauseable, is all
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-Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one, and only, truth.
i was amazed at the intensity of the gameplay in D2, so im hoping for the same excitement and addictiveness in D3 like in D2. i would be pissed if they ruined the gameplay. but anyway, the cow lvl beats me, (partly cuz i couldnt get to it...) i heard it was accesable by putting a book of town portal and wirts leg in the horadric cube, and after that i was told you can only do it on battlenet. im confused. meh, and the deal with uuber diablo and the stones of jordan confuses me too.
I advise to visit Arreat's summit & learn a bit more about the game & its world... Or visit several fan-sites where u can find almost everything about the Diablo games.
BTW YOU CAN SUMMON THE PORTAL TO MOO MOO FARM IN SINGLE PLAYER.
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(Maybe they had the "Unholy Cow Disease"--Ripoff of "Mad Cow Disease")
Cow lvl is a kind of Easter Egg in D2 & you want to link it with the plot? Well, that's your own opinion...
COOL STORY!!! You have my respect.
You only wrong about the Cow King. He became the king because he was born the first of all those bovines, so he had a right of the eldest. The first heir of his father. That's for sure.
Because Uwe Boll has made it his personal goal to ruin video game movies or any movie in general. He has proved this over the years with House of the Dead, Alone in the Dark, and Bloodrayne. Now he's on his way to ruin Farcry. Just imagine if he ever got rights to Diablo. It would be the end.
the cows in the cow level are the remains of all the slaughtered cows from tristram in diablo 1, there were quite a few. they returned to seek vengence on the killer/s
I advise to visit Arreat's summit & learn a bit more about the game & its world... Or visit several fan-sites where u can find almost everything about the Diablo games.
BTW YOU CAN SUMMON THE PORTAL TO MOO MOO FARM IN SINGLE PLAYER.