So my as of today 14 year old son asks if he can stay in the car while I go into the store to get some groceries my wife asked for. Literally one minute before my anguished return; my son, bored to death, decides to experiment with applied physics to the windshield. The experiment, to see just how much pressure the windshield could withstand from his foot. The best explanation I got was he was simply stretching and because he had his shoes off it was somehow OK to stretch his feet out unto the dashboard and thus onto the windshield.
...If only my wife had not called me and asked me to get her a bottle of her favorite libation, forcing me to lose my place in the checkout line .
If this were a MasterCard commercial it would go like this.
Cost to repair a windshield your son breaks with his foot, $500.00 The oh shit I've done it now expression on his face upon your return to the car, priceless!
thats news? thats been around since like the 1960s, probably earlier.
I figured as much after further reading, but as I was yet-unaware of it. I thought more of the less-than-scientist community would like to indulge their imaginations too. Stuff like this doesn't come across my desk unless it's headline news or one of my science-colleagues feels the urge to inform the lay-people in the liberal arts sector.
Today however I took him to hang with his friend at Bass Pro Shop here in Vegas, I should take photo's of all the poor dead animals that have been subjected to taxidermy O_O. Only in Vegas will you have a casino in an outdoor sporting goods store (upper right corner). It's bad enough one can gamble in all the grocery stores here, but hey, daddy needs a new pair of shoes more than that 12 pack of toilet paper
what the fuck do you mean? I posted no long posts, have you ever read a book in your life? you won't get very far with an attention span this short. I forgot about that signature, I have them hidden because too many people have gigantic ugly crap signatures.
I did actually read most of your posts...the green striped towel, german girls, a door knob, something about two girls (one cup).
Well obviously you know why I said it...the tl;dr refers to the beginning to end of your absurdly amount of posts, regardless of it being one long post or 20 small posts.
I know this is kinda rhetorical, but the only books I read was prescribed books in school tbh. Probably why my language-subjects in high school sucked balls. And I only read long interesting posts that has meaning, unlike yours...regardless of this thread's purpose being about total randomness.
You must be implying that I have a "gigantic ugly crap signature"? Anyways, personal preferences differ. I like my gigantic ugly crap sig. I don't think there's something quite as ugly as a smelly vagina. Though they're good to store your meat in, they're ugly as fuck. Again, personal "taste".
Vaginas is a lot like crocs. Well you get the rest.