So my as of today 14 year old son asks if he can stay in the car while I go into the store to get some groceries my wife asked for. Literally one minute before my anguished return; my son, bored to death, decides to experiment with applied physics to the windshield. The experiment, to see just how much pressure the windshield could withstand from his foot. The best explanation I got was he was simply stretching and because he had his shoes off it was somehow OK to stretch his feet out unto the dashboard and thus onto the windshield.
...If only my wife had not called me and asked me to get her a bottle of her favorite libation, forcing me to lose my place in the checkout line .
If this were a MasterCard commercial it would go like this.
Cost to repair a windshield your son breaks with his foot, $500.00 The oh shit I've done it now expression on his face upon your return to the car, priceless!
"I want to say something but I'll keep it to myself I guess and leave this useless post behind to make you aware that there WAS something... "
-Equinox
"We're like the downtown of the Diablo related internet lol"
-Winged
thats news? thats been around since like the 1960s, probably earlier.
I figured as much after further reading, but as I was yet-unaware of it. I thought more of the less-than-scientist community would like to indulge their imaginations too. Stuff like this doesn't come across my desk unless it's headline news or one of my science-colleagues feels the urge to inform the lay-people in the liberal arts sector.
Today however I took him to hang with his friend at Bass Pro Shop here in Vegas, I should take photo's of all the poor dead animals that have been subjected to taxidermy O_O. Only in Vegas will you have a casino in an outdoor sporting goods store (upper right corner). It's bad enough one can gamble in all the grocery stores here, but hey, daddy needs a new pair of shoes more than that 12 pack of toilet paper
what the fuck do you mean? I posted no long posts, have you ever read a book in your life? you won't get very far with an attention span this short. I forgot about that signature, I have them hidden because too many people have gigantic ugly crap signatures.
I did actually read most of your posts...the green striped towel, german girls, a door knob, something about two girls (one cup).
Well obviously you know why I said it...the tl;dr refers to the beginning to end of your absurdly amount of posts, regardless of it being one long post or 20 small posts.
I know this is kinda rhetorical, but the only books I read was prescribed books in school tbh. Probably why my language-subjects in high school sucked balls. And I only read long interesting posts that has meaning, unlike yours...regardless of this thread's purpose being about total randomness.
You must be implying that I have a "gigantic ugly crap signature"? Anyways, personal preferences differ. I like my gigantic ugly crap sig. I don't think there's something quite as ugly as a smelly vagina. Though they're good to store your meat in, they're ugly as fuck. Again, personal "taste".
Vaginas is a lot like crocs. Well you get the rest.
I do not believe in you.
Thankyou, thankyou. I got 5,000 more of them floating around youtube from various people.
And?
...If only my wife had not called me and asked me to get her a bottle of her favorite libation, forcing me to lose my place in the checkout line
If this were a MasterCard commercial it would go like this.
Cost to repair a windshield your son breaks with his foot, $500.00
The oh shit I've done it now expression on his face upon your return to the car, priceless!
My most serious boredom crime is when i tied a girl's hair to her chair. I don't know what i was expecting...
Life began with a planetary mega-organism?
-Equinox
"We're like the downtown of the Diablo related internet lol"
-Winged
"to the worm in horseradish, the world is horseradish."
Well of course, it's not set in stone tablets. (Zing!)
Nobody is claiming this is a fact, but the research is good and the idea of a planet-sized organism is very cool in a sci-fi sort of way.
I figured as much after further reading, but as I was yet-unaware of it. I thought more of the less-than-scientist community would like to indulge their imaginations too. Stuff like this doesn't come across my desk unless it's headline news or one of my science-colleagues feels the urge to inform the lay-people in the liberal arts sector.
Haha. +1 thats a great idea.
VegaRage are you sure he wasn't wearing steel capped boots? Thats one gigantic crack for bare feet.
All he had on were socks, he laid on the pressure good, I don't even really want to know what he was thinking at the time. Expensive physics lesson.
"to the worm in horseradish, the world is horseradish."
Today however I took him to hang with his friend at Bass Pro Shop here in Vegas, I should take photo's of all the poor dead animals that have been subjected to taxidermy O_O. Only in Vegas will you have a casino in an outdoor sporting goods store (upper right corner). It's bad enough one can gamble in all the grocery stores here, but hey, daddy needs a new pair of shoes more than that 12 pack of toilet paper
LOL! Just don't do it at a grocery store.
Did read the following quote though:
Angrybirds.
Only reason I read this one is cause your sig says you like smelly vaginas and you smelled up your bathroom. No better combo. <_<
"to the worm in horseradish, the world is horseradish."
Well obviously you know why I said it...the tl;dr refers to the beginning to end of your absurdly amount of posts, regardless of it being one long post or 20 small posts.
I know this is kinda rhetorical, but the only books I read was prescribed books in school tbh. Probably why my language-subjects in high school sucked balls. And I only read long interesting posts that has meaning, unlike yours...regardless of this thread's purpose being about total randomness.
You must be implying that I have a "gigantic ugly crap signature"? Anyways, personal preferences differ. I like my gigantic ugly crap sig. I don't think there's something quite as ugly as a smelly vagina. Though they're good to store your meat in, they're ugly as fuck. Again, personal "taste".