(aah! I can't stop myself!) Xander: Gimme some glitter on here!
You can't fax glitter!
Xander: Well, not with that attitude.
Not with any attitude! Ant farm keyboard! Ant farm keyboard! I'm getting furious at you, you don't even have any pants on.
Neither does he!
Well he doesn't have a penis! As far as I can tell... Sinn: Perhaps you could get something for it at the local pawnbrokery.
Killface: Sinn, that's bloody brilliant. Hawking this fax machine is sure to bring in the 12 billion I need to complete the Annihilatrix. You're really really really really really really really really smart! ...And pretty.
(more frisky dingo)
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And we can tie these caterpillars together to make bow strings for bows and arrows.
There was even talk of french toast, but there was none to be had
"Uhh, sir, we have every available unit looking for the Griffin's."
"Not them you idiot! The rest of my Lite-Brite pieces! My name isn't Adam We. Or is it? Who am I? What number did you dial? Don't ever call here again. *click* I sure showed him. Nobody messes with Adam We."
-Adam West, Family Guy.
(My friend and I laughed so hard at the tomato thing we were crying. Adam West is so dumb. Haha.)
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"There's no doughnuts in Diablo. Oohhhh, I just threw it down. BlizzCon exclusive: no doughnuts. -Jay Wilson
"You are not special. You are not a
beautiful or unique snowflake. You are
the same decaying organic matter as
"Our generation has had no Great Depression, no Great War.
Our war is spiritual. Our depression is our lives."
"You are not your job.
You are not how much you have in the bank.
You are not the contents of your wallet.
You are not your fucking Khakis.
You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake.
You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of
Rule Number One: I'm never wrong
Rule Number Two: You shouldn't bother arguing with me, you will always lose
Rule Number Three: If you think I'm wrong, please refer to Rule Number One
My momma always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."
"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."
Lieutenant Daniel Taylor: Have you found Jesus yet, Gump?
Forrest Gump: I didn't know I was supposed to be looking for him, sir.
"Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make."
Jules: English, motherfucker, do you speak it?
...If rape and poison, dagger and burning,
Have still not embroidered their pleasant designs
On the banal canvas of our pitiable destinies,
It's because our souls, alas, are not bold enough!
Oh, and my absolute favoritest quote of ALL TIME!!!
Quote from "Epicurus" »
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?
“Science, my lad, is made up of mistakes, but they are mistakes which it is useful to make, because they lead little by little to the truth.”
“How much further can we go? What are the final frontiers in this quest for travel? Will humankind only be satisfied when journeys into space become readily available and affordable? ”
Jules Verne is my favorite author for adventure. I really can't think of anyone that beats him in my opinion. At least not yet. There's still a lot of books I haven't read.
Anyway, I find the former hysterically ironic (hey, all those chemistry and physics mistakes must make me a natural benefit to society!) and the latter whimsically magnificent.
Quote from Oscar Wilde »
"Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that cannot be taken from you.”
“The critic has to educate the public; the artist has to educate the critic.”
“Everything popular is wrong.”
Wilde, well... What I love about him is his way with words and his romantic characters that nonetheless feel real for some reason. In any case, I thought, though somewhat cliche if said in other words, that particular phrasing was beautiful
The second one I found ironically applicable to this whole Diablo III art direction debacle.
The last one is my continual assurance that I am fully in the right in my hatred of what Twilight has done to both dark romance and dark fantasy. They are now filled to brimming with "authors" who want nothing more than to jump on the bandwagon of financial success in the lee of Stephanie Meyer's cash cow.
There are some more, but... I can't remember right now.
Merged the other favorite quotes threads with this one.