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*cracks up as Donsro falls into the dust*

Hehehehe - two for one on this one.

*goes to help him up, puts on shield to protect against the dust*

"Oh, fantastic, so Donsro gets a shield, and I get NOTHING?!"
"I DON'T EVEN WANT VODKA ANYMORE!!!"

*storms out of the tavern*
*puts door back on hinges*

*gets out vacuum and sucks Zhar back in*

The shield was for me, so I don't get dust on me.
*smacks him upside the head*

I really don't think you should go out looking like that right now anyway.

Here have a vodka.

*Gets helped up*
"So what are the side effects of all this dust?"
*Looks over at Stormy*
"Doesn't matter, mabey I could get a drink?"

*Sits down at bar and starts eating whoever's plate that was there."

*looks at zhar*
"HEY PICK UP THAT DOOR OR GET THE FUDGE OUT!!!"

*Suddenly appears in tavern. Nektu is still at mysterious watching spot.*
"Zhar, you heard the man. Fix the door or get the fudge out."
*Grabs large pan of fudge.*
"RUN!!!"

"FUCK ME!!!"

"I've gotta take a leave of absence, my computer has crashed, and I will not be back for a while."

"CHEERS EVERYONE, I WILL RETURN !!!!"

*picks up the door, floats out of the tavern with it"

*shoves zhar inside glaDOS*

she will have a nice friend now.

just watch out for the cubes.

*laughs*

*pretends to poke zhar with a companion cube*

mmmmm spacecake...

what is it?

lol

*walking to the bathroom*
"South Park is so good..."

*enters bathroom*
"Okay... let's do this."
*I smoke two joints in the mornin', I smoke two joints at night...*

"Earthquake ahhhh!!!!!"
*Runs around franticly*

p.s. Everyone join The Tavern group

*looks around

Lt., it's clear. You can take me back to the Tavern please. Where the hell am I?

*starts singing

"I'm all alone, there's nobody hear beside meeeeeeee....."

*steps out of fogged up bathroom*
"Maxwell Edison, majoring in medicine, calls her on the phone..."

"Umm... uh... Stormy... *thinks*... do you have any Fritos?"

"Finally! Your out of the bathroom, I'm gonna go take a bath in the sink."
*Closes door behind him*

*Magically has Nektu reappear at the tavern.*
*Walks back in and sits down at bar.*
"Stormy, could I get some tea. I had a really shitty weekend."

*looks around in amazement

Thanks Lt. Let me buy your tea for you. Storm, I'd like some tea as well, please. But put a little scotch in mine.

"Dude... Donsro just went into the bathroom..."
*stifled chuckle*

"He's gonna get so high in there... high like... a zeppelin or something."
*Duh-nuh-nuh, duh-nuh-nuh*

Damnit!
Take the weed smoking outside.
If I catch you smokin' that in here again - you will be banned from the Tavern permanently.
So take it outside or face the wrath of ma cane.


Here is your tea Venom and a cup for Nektu as well with a little extra added.;)


*goes into bathroom to open the windows to vent out the smoke*
Oh shit, sorry Donsro, I'll come back.

*pulls out a doobie and lights it.*

Ah! Now that's what I call tea.

*sniff. sniff

I think Infinitum is smoking Oregano.