DiabloFans

*Walks into the bar after he has not been there for awhile*

*Sees no one is there and sits at his usual table*


Waiting.......

*Notices stony*

Hey pal! How have you been?

*slips a mug of cold beer to him*

Stoney! You're back. Wooo hooooo!!!

*gets beer and sits next to Stoney*

So...what have you been up to?

The traveler arrives in the new town and looks around "Hmmmm." The traveler said "A nice small bar. Im shure a nice drink will do good before i leave." The travaler walks in and spys many friendly faces. I must not interupt he thought. The traveler sat down at a empty table far away from the others havin a good time. The bartender walks up and says in a cheerful voice "What can i get ya this evenin?" The traveler looks up "A small bottle of ale." The cheerfulman replies "Alright commin up." He slaps the traveler on the back and gets his drink. The traveler noticed others looking at him. "Damn the cheerful man." He uttered to himself. The bartender comes back with a much to big barrel of ale. "Thank you the traveler said." The bartender looks at him and says "Why your welcome my friend enjoy your drink." The bartender slaps him on the back again and walks away. Now everyone seemed to be looking at the traveler questioning him. There probably as cheerful as the damn bartender. The traveler thought. As he gulps down the last of the ale the bartender came up and said "Would you like another?" The traveler replied "No how much for it?" The bartender frowns and says "Your leavin already? Stay please enjoy yourself." The traveler gets up and slams a couple of gold coins on the table "Keep the change." He says and walks tword the door. As he is about to leave he turns around and looks at all the faces. He notices everyone is happy. He turns and leaves.


The traveler died that day......Diablo The Lord of Terror walks the world yet again.....

*pours some beer to himself*

*approaches the bar and sees someone standing out front...

Hey, will you at least do that behind the bar, so everyone doesn't have to see it?


*walks inside shaking head*

Hey Jeru, Z. How ya doing?

Give me an ale please Z.

Mmm - that cheese looks good Jeru, may I have a piece?

*Walks in yet again*

I see someone has celebrated.

*Goes and sits next to his dragon outside*

Shall we old pal.

*Both of them fly off into the night and waits for another time to come back to the tavern.*

*walks in the bar gets a drink and sits*

A traveler walks in barley able to carry the weight of his own sword. The traveler sits. People stare at him for a while then goes back to there conversation. The traveler drops his sword and grabs his hand. A rude man laughs at him which angers the traveler. Suddenly demons spawn out of the lamps and skeleten warriors rise. The people in the bar are expirienced demon slayers and fight these demons with ease. The traveler slips away unnoticed. As the last of the demons are slain the people in the bar are left with the greatest knowledge in history.....Diablo the Lord of Terror walks the world again.

*Walks into the tavern and sees all the wreckage left by all the demons and skeletons*

Thinks for a long time, then leaves just shrugging.

*Stands in a dark corner sipping demons blood out of a human skull*

*notices movement in the back of the bar, where the light doesn't hit and notices Murder*

*walks over to join him*


Hey Murder, um...nice cup. (Notices that his lips are red from whatever he is drinking.)

*Throws the skull over shoulder, spilling its contents on jeru's cheese* "oops" *Pulls out a ebotd guitar and plays dueling banjos*

*stares at the wreckage with mild interest thinking* "Damn these ppl are crazy...."

*Watches the whole thing with confusion*

I did not know you liked to drink blood?

*Goes outside the tavern and sits on a hill to watch the visitors going in*

"Oh yea?" *pulls out soj pick and an enigma amp and plays ashes of the wake*

*Sits near the fire and gulps*

*Plays flute*

*joins Jeru in dance*

*The door slips quietly open. Magistrate enters, his white robes billowing from the outside galeforce winds. He rolls his eyes, steps quickly through, and sets himself down at a table, leaning his staff upon the wall.

*He motions to the bar tender.*

"Anything in the 'Hot Cinnamon Sunset' tea-area?"

Hello! I would like to order:

Cheeseburger .......................... 5 gp
French Fries ........................... 4 gp


Grog

Dragon's Beer.......................... 5 gp

Been a tough day out in the deserts defended lut golein. All them sand leapers and cat people sure break me out a sweat.

Cheers!