"You didn't answer my question about the anger, sweat, and shame that I smell. Shapeshifting Bloodsucker huh? Don't they all shapeshift? I don't smell any undead thing. I would listen for a heartbeat but they don't have beating hearts."
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Silently Lurking...
"Nothing is True. Everything is Permitted." ~ Ezio Auditore de Firenze
The anger is me, the shame could be anyone else in here, (looks around suspiciously) and the sweat, I think that might be the stew. And no, not all Vampires shape shift. At least, not the younger ones who have not learned control.
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"Hi Zhuge!"
*Remembers shapeshifting bloodsucker on the prowl, eyes Zhuge with subtle suspicion, nonchalantly motions towards the cup of fresh human blood.*
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Just as the Scorpion hunts...
Silently Lurking...
"Nothing is True. Everything is Permitted." ~ Ezio Auditore de Firenze
"That's because you kicked the door open. Atleast my... um... Zhar?, yeah that's it, Zhar-proofed hinges still work."
*Motions towards the stale human blood.* Thought somebody would take it by now. Hmmm... Gotta get some fresh blood soon.
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Just as the Scorpion hunts...
Silently Lurking...
"Nothing is True. Everything is Permitted." ~ Ezio Auditore de Firenze
*Looks at the glass of rusty-brown substance. Looks around room.* Damn, the blood is well past coagulation, gonna need a whole new glass it looks like. And nobody moved for quite a while. There's a damn black widow building her web on Zhuge's crotch. I bet that'll hurt like hell and Diablo himself would cringe.
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Just as the Scorpion hunts...
Silently Lurking...
"Nothing is True. Everything is Permitted." ~ Ezio Auditore de Firenze
Opens secret trap door, peeks head in and looks around, shakes head and goes back into secret room mumbling...I could have sworn I heard Darkjay in here.
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*Hears squeak and looks around. Doesn't see anything* I thought somebody actually moved. The spider must have sneezed.
"God bless you, black widow."
*Hears a series of clicking and hissing and such that sounds like talking from Zhuge's crotch, "I didn't sneeze, but thank you anyway."* OH MY GOD IT TALKS!!!
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Just as the Scorpion hunts...
Silently Lurking...
"Nothing is True. Everything is Permitted." ~ Ezio Auditore de Firenze
*Stumbles in with weary legs* Am I going to have to kill someone for a seat in this place? *Draws sword and points it directly at the closest man sitting at the bar* You there, get out of my seat. *Awkwardly approaching the bar he collapses from fatigue*
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Dream as if you'll live forever, and live as if you'll die today. "James Dean"
*Looks down at unconcious man.* Hmm...probably not the brightest candle in the pack, drinking that really old blood like that. Didn't realize it was still liquid, looked solid. I guess the bloodsucker isn't around anymore.
"Miz Widow, If you're hungry, there's a cockroach in the hole in the wall. Good sized bugger too. LOOK, there he is!"
*The blackwidow goes to the hole and builds a trap and waits.*
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Just as the Scorpion hunts...
Silently Lurking...
"Nothing is True. Everything is Permitted." ~ Ezio Auditore de Firenze
*Smiles to himself.* He spotted the fake map I planted there. I wonder how long it will take for him to realize that it is a poorly drawn version of the Kanto Region? Eh, whatever... Some mango iced tea sounds nice right now...
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Just as the Scorpion hunts...
Silently Lurking...
"Nothing is True. Everything is Permitted." ~ Ezio Auditore de Firenze
*The large wooden door begins to creak as a faint smell of listerine begins to float into the tavern*
*The creaking intensifies, and the hinges begin to glow a bright red*
*The door explodes off its hinges as a transparent green figure floats into view*
*Sees destroyed work, bursts into terrifying flame of Fear-Induced-Shit-in-Pants Outrage.*
"FUCK YOU!!!"
*Charges across room with murderous intent and dripping stinger poised to slam home into... woodwork behind Zhar.*
"FUUUUUUUCCKKKKK!!!"
*Calms down pretty damn quickly, with tail stuck in wall.*
"Zhar you're back! You're paying for the door and replacement hinges, and this wall here."
*Gives tail a good yank to get loose, fails.*
"Umm... Little help here? I'm buying several rounds of drinks once I get unstuck and fix the damage.*
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Silently Lurking...
"Nothing is True. Everything is Permitted." ~ Ezio Auditore de Firenze
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*Remembers shapeshifting bloodsucker on the prowl, eyes Zhuge with subtle suspicion, nonchalantly motions towards the cup of fresh human blood.*
*Motions towards the stale human blood.*
Thought somebody would take it by now. Hmmm... Gotta get some fresh blood soon.
Damn, the blood is well past coagulation, gonna need a whole new glass it looks like. And nobody moved for quite a while. There's a damn black widow building her web on Zhuge's crotch. I bet that'll hurt like hell and Diablo himself would cringe.
Folks will always come and go, so enjoy them while they're meant to be in your life.
I thought somebody actually moved. The spider must have sneezed.
"God bless you, black widow."
*Hears a series of clicking and hissing and such that sounds like talking from Zhuge's crotch, "I didn't sneeze, but thank you anyway."*
OH MY GOD IT TALKS!!!
*Some unknown skeleton falls off the corner stool*
*Sits down while looking at the barkeep cautiously*
*without losing eye contact, grabs the first drink within arm reach*
*To show manliness, takes a gulp and slams the cup back down, stale blood spills over the edge*
*Immediately pukes on himself and passes out, falling backwards onto the dusty floor with a loud thump*
Hmm...probably not the brightest candle in the pack, drinking that really old blood like that. Didn't realize it was still liquid, looked solid. I guess the bloodsucker isn't around anymore.
"Miz Widow, If you're hungry, there's a cockroach in the hole in the wall. Good sized bugger too. LOOK, there he is!"
*The blackwidow goes to the hole and builds a trap and waits.*
*while still lying down, eyes a suspicious piece of folded paper tucked away in a floorboard on the ceiling*
*using a nearby stool he quickly plucks the folded square out of it's hiding hole, and eagerly unwraps it*
Son of a bitch *He thinks to himself* That old lady was right, the map IS here*
He spotted the fake map I planted there. I wonder how long it will take for him to realize that it is a poorly drawn version of the Kanto Region? Eh, whatever... Some mango iced tea sounds nice right now...
but first I have this strange need of mango iced tea....
how much did i drink this mornin?
"GET OUTTA MY HEAD!!!!"
*The creaking intensifies, and the hinges begin to glow a bright red*
*The door explodes off its hinges as a transparent green figure floats into view*
"YYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!1!!!!!11"
"FUCK YOU!!!"
*Charges across room with murderous intent and dripping stinger poised to slam home into... woodwork behind Zhar.*
"FUUUUUUUCCKKKKK!!!"
*Calms down pretty damn quickly, with tail stuck in wall.*
"Zhar you're back! You're paying for the door and replacement hinges, and this wall here."
*Gives tail a good yank to get loose, fails.*
"Umm... Little help here? I'm buying several rounds of drinks once I get unstuck and fix the damage.*