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Someone looks like The Hatter busy eye balling the two man sits before him. He crawls into the slab for tending bars. Not before long, two tea cups of alchohol bleeding green bubbles jaunt down before them.

Only the hat was tall enough to greet the bad boys.

"Mind giving it a try?" the voice was tooned pleasantly enough.

*Looking at the stranger with a blazing blood red eye.*
"I'm not for trying the drinks of strangers. Thanks though."

*looks at the new patron, then to Lt. shrugs shoulders and gets up.

The room will cost you. And if you leave a mess, it'll be your head as the price. As for the entertainment you request, I think Lt. Venom and I can drum that up. The biggest monster I know of is Lt. in his other form. Now if you'll excuse me, there is someone lurking in the alley that I need to get.

*vanishes and appears next to the stranger in the alley. places a hand on his shoulder.

If your hungry, come in. You'll be safe. Stormy will return soon.

Quote from Ophion

*standing on the other side of the wall, listening*

(Perhaps my plan to contact Stormcat with discretion was a bit flawed...
Note to self: - work on discretion, - beware of sneaky spellcasters.)

*starts heading back into the alley*

(Well, I still need to make sure no one there is after me. Better wait here for confirmation.
Wait... is that the irresistible scent of Spam coming from the window... I might have to reconsider...)

"Look mommy! There is a man he's walking funny! We should go ask him!"

"Just keep walking sweety! We're almost home now."
Ophion: I'm Batman!
(screams)

*eyes the newcomer as he falls asleep in the corner. looks at Lt.

He must be of some importance and must have something important for Stormy. Let's make sure nothing happens to him.

That.......was more information than I really wanted to know in my lifetime. You just made my brain hurt.

*gets up and goes behind bar, pours a beer, grabs a few glasses and pours wine in them then takes them over to the stranger who thinks he's Ron Jeremy

:huh: I'll go get you that other beer.

*goes and pulls another from the tap and places it in front of the man. leans against bar and takes scotch in hand.

So, she tried to emasculate you? *pounds down scotch and pours another* That could ruin anyone's day.

*Looking at Nektu.*
"You know you don't have to call me by my title. Venom's fine."

*whispers to Nektu offhandedly.*
"Put something strong in the new guy's drinks. Would be great new addition to the second volume."

*Almost as an after thought, calls upon a small demon scorpion to watch over the important dude in the corner.*
"Where the hell is Stormcat anyway?"

*takes off the bloody apron before going back upstairs to the bar area*
*dusts clothing off and makes sure no bits are in hair or in fingernails*
*walks up the steps and enters the kitchen*
*washes hands and stirs up the pot of cooking rabbit*
*walks to bar area*

Woah, lots of new people.

Hello all, everyone taken care of?

*notices the person in the back corner, stares at him for a minute*

Hmmm, he looks familiar.

*approaches the stranger, heedless of the greetings and requests*

Do I know you?

*The little demon scorpion makes a clicking noise to alert Stormy that it's there so she won't accidentally step on it.*

*Gets up and walks over, altering human form a bit to show how serious it is.*

"You're safe here from just about anybody, all that I require for my extended services is a silver coin or two and /or a couple emeralds. The scorpion... *bends over and picks up the little thing* will be keeping an eye on you for me so that I may know if trouble arises.

Now, how powerful are these pursuers of yours? I haven't had a bit of a good fight in quite a while. Oh, and Nektu here makes excellent food. Be sure to try some before you leave."

*Fetches gold coin, and walks away mumbling to self "I don't like gold in its shiny yellow glory," sits down at bar stool and stares at coin.*
Fucking yellow metal, completely useless in all its forms. At least Silver can kill shit.

"Them magicians have a nasty surprise indeed if they decide to try and bring the building down on us."

*walks out of kitchen with dishes of a meal made from rabbit for everyone


Venom, what did I miss?

"Not much, except that our strange friend that sat in the corner doesn't follow prices very well. Giving me yellow metal. I oughta turn his ass into yellow metal.

You don't happen to have a Silver coin on you, do you?"

*Holds up gold coin for trade.*

*reaches into pocket and produces three silver coins

Trade you for these.

"Awesome."
*Hands over the gold coin for the silver coins.*
"Thanks."

*holds coin in hand and it melts. pours a little into scotch and the rest into a vial.

Need to save some for later.

*downs scotch

"That is just... so... wrong..."

*watches the stranger leave*

I know I have seen him before, just have to figure out where.


Yeah, these walls have been magically fortified, nothing will bring them down. Just wish I could say the same for the door. Zhar's door bill repair is getting pretty high, I gonna have to threaten him to pay up.

*wipes table down*
*goes to kitchen area*

"My hinges are holding up just fine though."