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"OH NO!!! IT'S THE DEMON LORD!!! Good thing I carry this magnum everywhere.
*shoots through door*

How is the marine corp treating you Carlos?

*Cleans up the first pile of Elephant Dung. Leaves the other Elephant dung in the jar with Zhar.*
"Stormy, I'm not at the tavern, so I really don't know how you know where to shake your cane at."

*Looking at Nektu next to him.*
"So... when should I return you back to the tavern?"

*taps Lt on the shoulder*

"Erm.... you forgot the Jar."

*sits down, resumes sipping vodka*

"I fucking give up."
*Removes the magical jar and elephant feces.*

*shaking cane at the voice*

Whenever you want - was just wondering when you were going to cook again and to make sure you cleaned up that dung.

*walks out of front door of tent facing bar stool*
*checks mail box next to front door of tent facing bar stool*
*sits at bar stool*
I'll have a shot of Hennessy Cognac. Make that three of them. A grilled chicken sandwich too please.
*tips stormy three freshly pressed gold coins with dragon emblems on them*

*enters bar*
*looks to see thing happening*
*sits down at the bar*
Drink for one please!

Gives deathmars one drink of water.
Heh heh - you didn't say what you wanted a drink of, so you get water.

Here is your beer Ivy.

*cleans and puts milk and food dish away*
Won't be needing these now that you are human form again.

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*Looking at Nektu next to him.*
"So... when should I return you back to the tavern?"

Just give it a few more days. Just as long as no one knows where I am. By the way, I don't even know where I am.

"And I will not be telling you either."

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How is the marine corp treating you Carlos?

*Unsheathes gigantic sword and leans it on the table next to him as he takes a nice long drink of beer*

It's not bad at all. Reservist, so I go one weekend a month. This last weekend we had drill, started saturday with a Uniform inspection, then we had a physical fitness test, and cleaned weapons all day. Yesterday we had a Family day, where you bring your family and they get to meet the Marines we work with, but after about 2 hours of standing in the cold and rain they secured it early and we went home :D.

I'm currently sore from all the physical exertion and the training I do, walking around the house like an old man. But yes, that is what I've been up to. Yourself? And what are the other denizens of the Tavern up to these days?

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Gives deathmars one drink of water.
Heh heh - you didn't say what you wanted a drink of, so you get water

*Drinks Water*
Ah that feels better. Now how about a nice room to stay the nigh, eh?
*Kicks feet up*

Gets 4 brandy glasses for the Hennessy Cognac. Gives three of them goes to Skynight and one for myself.

Takes the glass and takes a snort before taking a sip.

Heh heh heh - you want to borrow ma cane there sonny.

Good to hear you are doing well though Carlos.

Same ol' same ol' for me. Nothing too exciting, that I can remember anyway. lol

*eyes Ivaron as he screams about a seal*

*shakes head*

*decides to set a prank for the next person who enters the Tavern*
hehehehehehe
This will be fun.

*kicks down the door*
"YYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH"

"... Stormy, why you looking at me all funny-like?"

Hehehe - you are glowing hot pink and sparkly now.

I put some fairy dust up there to get dumped on the next person who walked in. I didn't think it would stick to you though.

hehehehehe

Zhar is pink and sparkly,
pink and sparkly,
pink and sparkly.

I wouldn't go hanging around the dock for awhile, those big burly men down there might take a shine to you.
muahahahaha

*Wakes up from coma*
"What did I miss?"
*Trips downstairs, faceplants in fairy dust*