I.F.: My s**t is hard you ready to jump aboard?
1hOttYeVe: oh yea im so wet right now
I.F.: Why you just shower?
1hOttYeVe: no im wet for you
I.F.: Did you ever play with supersoakers when you were a kid? or that gator s**t you would dive and slide down, there was that badass pool at the end of it.
1hOttYeVe: What the f**k are you talking about? You wanna cyber or not?
I.F.: I do! Sorry...I just didnt know why you were wet...then you say your wet for me, and im thinking I didnt even throw water on you...
I.F.: Im sorry lets continue!
1hOttYeVe: alright then...I walk over to you and start kissing your neck and chest
I.F.: I pop like 16 boners
1hOttYeVe: what the f**k!
I.F.: what?
Omg yes! I read these years ago. Must be some of the most hilarious trolls I've ever seen. My and a buddy of mine were inspired and went trolling into cyber rooms. We pulled a threesome with some chick and eventually just started ignoring her. It was hilarious. Wish I had the logs still but the forums I posted them on were deleted
I've actually started trolling again but on facebook lol. Here's a recent one I posted on a guys wall that I went to elementary school with but don't talk to. So fun.
Chris:
Do any of us really know everyone on our friends list? Here is a task for you I want all of my FB friends to comment on this status about how you met me, after you comment copy this to your status so I can do the same. You'll be amazed at how many responses you get in just 12 hours. Now that you read it you must comment.
Chase:
It all started one Thursday night at a bar. 14 strawberry daiquiris later we had a craving for cheeseburgers and started roaming the streets. We ended up in a bad part of town and got into a fight with some prostitute after she wouldn't g...ive us her cheeseburger. All we wanted was a fucking cheeseburger. Dumb bitch. So we stabbed her. That's when some hobo's jumped us and knocked us out with chloroform. When we woke up we were tied together in a cardboard box, pants around our ankles. Assholes burning like a dragon just made it's way out of there. Stricken and ashamed we made our way back home where we crawled into bed and made love like two wild sea otters.
I wanted to quote something, but then I started quoting everything and gave up. My gut hurts, my face is stained with tears. This was just hilarious. I think I might have woken up the neighbors.
“We act as though comfort and luxury were the chief requirements of life, when all that we need to make us happy is something to be enthusiastic about.” - Albert Einstein
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I've actually started trolling again but on facebook lol. Here's a recent one I posted on a guys wall that I went to elementary school with but don't talk to. So fun.
Chris:
Do any of us really know everyone on our friends list? Here is a task for you I want all of my FB friends to comment on this status about how you met me, after you comment copy this to your status so I can do the same. You'll be amazed at how many responses you get in just 12 hours. Now that you read it you must comment.
Chase:
It all started one Thursday night at a bar. 14 strawberry daiquiris later we had a craving for cheeseburgers and started roaming the streets. We ended up in a bad part of town and got into a fight with some prostitute after she wouldn't g...ive us her cheeseburger. All we wanted was a fucking cheeseburger. Dumb bitch. So we stabbed her. That's when some hobo's jumped us and knocked us out with chloroform. When we woke up we were tied together in a cardboard box, pants around our ankles. Assholes burning like a dragon just made it's way out of there. Stricken and ashamed we made our way back home where we crawled into bed and made love like two wild sea otters.