So I was reading about a planned trilogy, made by the guy who brought forth amazing and classical works such as The Village (suck on that, Villagers. Fooled you..bet you didn't see THAT plot twist coming, since you totally couldn't hear air planes flying over you, or anything!), Signs (Suck on that aliens! You should have thought twice before coming to a planet that's 70% water..NAKED! Man, bet you didn't see THAT plot twist coming, eh?!), The Happening (OH YEAH BABY..THE LEAVES ARE RUSTLING..AND THAT CAN ONLY MEAN THAT THE BADASS PLANTS ARE GONNA MAKE YOU KILL YOURSELF!...wait what? YEAH..BET YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT PLOT TWIST COMING!), and The Last Airbender (no comment).
So, what will the first movie be about? Let's take a look at its movie poster, first.
Mr. Shamamamamamamamalalamlamalman (you can fit in any number of syllables into his name. That's what so fun about making this topic!) is making a movie about a bunch of morons stuck in an elevator. One of them is the devil. I BET A WOMAN WILL HAVE HER BABY WITH HER..AND HE TURNS OUT TO BE THE DEVIL..PLOT TWIST!
I mean, really? Is he gonna fill the movie with flashbacks, with telling us the backstory of all the idiots on the elevator, or is he going to bore us by making us watch more than 90 minutes of people sitting in an elevator? I don't know about you, but unless there are 4 women stuck in a hot, chocolate syrup filled elevator..and they just happen to ALL be horny lesbians with raging libidos, I'm not fucking interested. Stick me in an elevator with Steve Buscemi and Tyrael and I'd get bored, and now you're telling me that if I watch this movie, I'll be suffering from watching an M. (more than likely standing for MCan't produce/direct/write for shit) Night (a middle name almost as cool as Lampshade) ShamamamaamamamamamaOHYOUGETTHEFUCKINGJOKE movie about morons in an elevator? Wait, one of them is the devil? Why the fuck would the devil be stuck in an elevator? Is he gonna dominate the world..one stuck elevator at a time? Man, he's such a badass, foseriousleh.
I'm not gonna link you guys to the trailer. Instead, I'm gonna tell you what to do, so that you can have an idea of how COOL this movie is gonna be.
Go get a fork. Alright, you got it? Good. Now stick it in your eye. Done? Alright, now twist it. Done? Go get a lemon and some salt. Got them? Now pour them into your eye socket. Done? Now watch 2girls1cup and force an orgasm.
All that would pretty much be more fun and amusing than watching an upcoming film by ... fuck it, I'm not gonna type in his name again.
I wonder what his other two are going to be about. Two people stuck on an escalator, where one of them is actually Jesus? Two brothers stuck in the closet, with one of them being gay, but doesn't want to get out of the closet just yet, and the other is just scared to come out of the closet so that people wouldn't wonder what the fuck he was doing with his brother in there? God help us all.
The Village was decent, but yeah, what you couldn't figure out you were in a park? The Sixth Sense was good. But this new one? I think it may suck. Not wasting my money on it. Would rather cut off another part of one of my fingers if not all of them.
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I want to see it simply because something in the back of my head is telling me that no one could possibly make a movie about something so...weird...without good reason. Maybe he's counting on that.
I got a good laugh out of this. M Night Shamamamamamamamamalalamamamalamamaaann
Idk though...I feel like you seriously neglected the movie Unbreakable. I don't care what anybody says that movie was awesome. So I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.
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The one in which Bruce is this really strong hero and Samuel L. is this fragile bitch ? Lol@what a mismatch that fucking was.
Whatevs! That movie was great.
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To be quite honest I can't really recall the movies I've seen that he directed or wrote, except for Signs and Lady in the water. I liked both of them, although Signs would come out the winner if they ever did battle. The Village wasn't that good iirc. It was too predictable (if it's the one I think it is) and that just killed it for me.
I wasn't aware he was making new films, but hopefully they are worth seeing. I'm not anticipating or hoping for anything, just waiting calmly for them to come out.
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None of what I wrote was taken from Cracked.com. None of it was even due to opinions formed after me reading Cracked. If you can back up the empty words you're always spewing all over the board, it would be grand. Otherwise, stop posting mindless comments solely meant to criticize and put down others without any sort of constructive criticism to make it somewhat bearable. Your posting as of late is pure and utter nonesense. None of your posts are worth reading anymore. They're just annoying. If you want to act all anti-social with a hint of badassness, do it in your own topics...oh wait, you don't create topics, you just ridicule and put down OTHER topics while at the same time complaining about the very fabric of said topics. Cut off this bullshit, you used to be 200x better, posting wise, content wise, everything wise. You're just utterly annoying and make absolutely no sense recently.
I just watched Devil the other day and had a flashback to this thread. I completely take back everything I said about making fun of this movie because it is actually pretty good. It's pretty short so you don't get bored and it gets to the point immidiately. I like movies where you can't guess the ending and this was one of them. I strongly reccommend watching it because it really is one of Shalamanalal's better ones.
I just watched Devil the other day and had a flashback to this thread. I completely take back everything I said about making fun of this movie because it is actually pretty good. It's pretty short so you don't get bored and it gets to the point immidiately. I like movies where you can't guess the ending and this was one of them. I strongly reccommend watching it because it really is one of Shalamanalal's better ones.
See?! He's making a comeback. It was definitely an entertaining film at the very least.
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So, what will the first movie be about? Let's take a look at its movie poster, first.
Mr. Shamamamamamamamalalamlamalman (you can fit in any number of syllables into his name. That's what so fun about making this topic!) is making a movie about a bunch of morons stuck in an elevator. One of them is the devil. I BET A WOMAN WILL HAVE HER BABY WITH HER..AND HE TURNS OUT TO BE THE DEVIL..PLOT TWIST!
I mean, really? Is he gonna fill the movie with flashbacks, with telling us the backstory of all the idiots on the elevator, or is he going to bore us by making us watch more than 90 minutes of people sitting in an elevator? I don't know about you, but unless there are 4 women stuck in a hot, chocolate syrup filled elevator..and they just happen to ALL be horny lesbians with raging libidos, I'm not fucking interested. Stick me in an elevator with Steve Buscemi and Tyrael and I'd get bored, and now you're telling me that if I watch this movie, I'll be suffering from watching an M. (more than likely standing for MCan't produce/direct/write for shit) Night (a middle name almost as cool as Lampshade) ShamamamaamamamamamaOHYOUGETTHEFUCKINGJOKE movie about morons in an elevator? Wait, one of them is the devil? Why the fuck would the devil be stuck in an elevator? Is he gonna dominate the world..one stuck elevator at a time? Man, he's such a badass, foseriousleh.
I'm not gonna link you guys to the trailer. Instead, I'm gonna tell you what to do, so that you can have an idea of how COOL this movie is gonna be.
Go get a fork. Alright, you got it? Good. Now stick it in your eye. Done? Alright, now twist it. Done? Go get a lemon and some salt. Got them? Now pour them into your eye socket. Done? Now watch 2girls1cup and force an orgasm.
All that would pretty much be more fun and amusing than watching an upcoming film by ... fuck it, I'm not gonna type in his name again.
I wonder what his other two are going to be about. Two people stuck on an escalator, where one of them is actually Jesus? Two brothers stuck in the closet, with one of them being gay, but doesn't want to get out of the closet just yet, and the other is just scared to come out of the closet so that people wouldn't wonder what the fuck he was doing with his brother in there? God help us all.
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Curse you! I KNOW YOU'RE LISTENING!
And those are my thoughts.
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Idk though...I feel like you seriously neglected the movie Unbreakable. I don't care what anybody says that movie was awesome. So I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.
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I KNOW! It was majorly successful with one recent film and know they're doing it with everything to make ten extra bucks. God, they're assholes.
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And, on second thought, lol @ the idea of a movie about people trapped in an elevator being in 3D
Whatevs! That movie was great.
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Fuck this.
To be quite honest I can't really recall the movies I've seen that he directed or wrote, except for Signs and Lady in the water. I liked both of them, although Signs would come out the winner if they ever did battle. The Village wasn't that good iirc. It was too predictable (if it's the one I think it is) and that just killed it for me.
I wasn't aware he was making new films, but hopefully they are worth seeing. I'm not anticipating or hoping for anything, just waiting calmly for them to come out.
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Rise and rise again, until lambs become lions
See?! He's making a comeback. It was definitely an entertaining film at the very least.
-Equinox
"We're like the downtown of the Diablo related internet lol"
-Winged
Rise and rise again, until lambs become lions