Naw my family isn't that bad. Actually they got me the Diablo 3 Poker set that I've been rammbeling on to them for months about. I didn't think they would. And its fucking sweet! I'll post a pic of me cradeling it later
I've decided to be simple this year and didn't ask for much (my birthday is on the 30th anyway) so I got around $200 (in money and cards) and two books, The Last Wish and Blood of Elves by Andrzej Sapowski which inspired the Witcher RPG.