At the end of his shift, I fired my bartender and told him it would be his last night at the bar. He then asked me why I was firing him. I replied, "Because you're just one of those guys that would skip a treasure goblin..."
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Some people tell me I'm going to hell. I just let them know that I've already packed my bags!
GODS HAVE MERCY, MAKE THE TORMENT ENNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!
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Liquid Cooled Intel I7 2700k OC'd to 5.0ghz at a max pull of 1.44v ~ 19-21C Idle ~ 68C max under load.
16GB G Skill Ram ~ 2x Mushkin 120GB SSD's ~ MSI GTX 570 Twin Frozer ~ Asus P8P67 Deluxe
Also, I know there's no bartender now (because he was fired) but I could really go for a Rum & Coke poured by the hands of an expert...
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Liquid Cooled Intel I7 2700k OC'd to 5.0ghz at a max pull of 1.44v ~ 19-21C Idle ~ 68C max under load.
16GB G Skill Ram ~ 2x Mushkin 120GB SSD's ~ MSI GTX 570 Twin Frozer ~ Asus P8P67 Deluxe
Also, I know there's no bartender now (because he was fired) but I could really go for a Rum & Coke poured by the hands of an expert...
I'm probably your resident rum expert. Captain Black Cask (or Sailor Jerry) & Cherry Coke Zero is my mixed cocktail of choice when not sipping some Kilo Kai or Appleton Estate or something. I'm going to go through a few bottles of rum the first few days of release.
It was a vent conversation yesterday night with myself, asfastasican, and some of his buddies. One of them had griped about a bartender (can't recall much), and then a few minutes later I complained that the pugs I was with had skipped a treasure goblin (soloed the thing down to 13hp before it escaped too ;( ).
And then asfastasican came up with his brilliant idea of foisting drabble on you poor people.
Also, I know there's no bartender now (because he was fired) but I could really go for a Rum & Coke poured by the hands of an expert...
I'm probably your resident rum expert. Captain Black Cask (or Sailor Jerry) & Cherry Coke Zero is my mixed cocktail of choice when not sipping some Kilo Kai or Appleton Estate or something. I'm going to go through a few bottles of rum the first few days of release.
I am glad that there are other people who can enjoy the excellent taste of Kilo Kai.
16GB G Skill Ram ~ 2x Mushkin 120GB SSD's ~ MSI GTX 570 Twin Frozer ~ Asus P8P67 Deluxe
16GB G Skill Ram ~ 2x Mushkin 120GB SSD's ~ MSI GTX 570 Twin Frozer ~ Asus P8P67 Deluxe
I'm probably your resident rum expert. Captain Black Cask (or Sailor Jerry) & Cherry Coke Zero is my mixed cocktail of choice when not sipping some Kilo Kai or Appleton Estate or something. I'm going to go through a few bottles of rum the first few days of release.
Moving it to the general discussion section.
Ok, I'll be merciful.
It was a vent conversation yesterday night with myself, asfastasican, and some of his buddies. One of them had griped about a bartender (can't recall much), and then a few minutes later I complained that the pugs I was with had skipped a treasure goblin (soloed the thing down to 13hp before it escaped too ;( ).
And then asfastasican came up with his brilliant idea of foisting drabble on you poor people.
Ha. Bagstone.
It's what I do.
I am glad that there are other people who can enjoy the excellent taste of Kilo Kai.
Need a fail bin subforum.