and remember jimmy, if your bad, one of the three brothers will come and take over you body, killing your soul forever! Now sleep tight * closes door, and turns off light*
Once upon a time, there lived a demon, a demon whose name was Diablo. Diablo was a cheerful fellow, he would laugh and sing and always cracked jokes at his other brothers.
One day, Diablo was taking a stroll through a lava pit when he came across a man trapped inside a boat made of an indestructible material.
"Don't eat me!" cried the man.
Diablo gazed down at the doll like figure and moved his sharp claws towards the newcomer, picking him up gently by the scruff of his shirt.
"AHHHHHHHHHH!!!" screamed the man.
"Don't worry." replied Diablo, "I won't eat you" he continued.
and with that, he moved his hand still holding the little man, past the boat and dropped him in the lava.
"There you go little fellow." said Diablo.
But then Diablo realised he made a big mistake, when the man started sinking into the lava, burning alive and screaming in agony.
"Oh no, not again!" Cried Diablo.
That night Diablo cried for the little man, and never went to the same lava pit again.
The end.
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Diablo- The first game i ever played for the PC in 1997. Diablo 2- The first online game i ever played in 2001.
Haha. Yeah, those fairy tales are pretty bad enough as they are. I always hated Hansel and Gretel for burning that poor witch. If the fairy tales are gonna be traumatising anyway, we may as well make them in the awesome gothic style that is Diablo.
Totally. Those Grimm Fairy tales are pretty grim and grusome. DIablo isn't really any different, infacts it's better.
The Inqiuisitors of the Zakarum and their weapons of surprise, fear, ruthless efficiency and a fanatical devotion to the Que Hegan.
Nice to see someone got the reference, Now fetch the comfy chair!! Not the comfy chair!!
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-Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one, and only, truth.
You people have such horrible thoughts! I can't imagine that going well if it became real though, but it would admittedly give people some good laughs.
You want to tell children these stories? Would that not give them nightmares or something. Unless they liked these stories, then by all means go ahead with it. I would just think that they would have nightmares of the stories, thats all.
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Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
How can we all forget the story of "The Heroes who sucked: A prelude to the ones who didn't suck"
Once upon a time in the lovely, horrifical, depressed town of Tristram there was a mad king who was recently killed because he had turned on his subjects and torutred and hung them and such. It was found out that the source of his madness was a huge red demon named Diablo who was slowly eating away at his mind, causing him to develop a cycopathic nature. Now many heroes came to defeat Diablo, well some of them came just for the gold and shit, but all of them got their asses kicked before level four of the vast labryinth beneath the church where Diablo resided. Now the moral of this story is, don't fuck with big D, or you won't ever ever EVER rule sanely again, or maybe it's don't fight hell jsut for gold. No wait its make sure to kill all your subjects to prevent them from killing you
The End
"Daddy is Diablo still alive?"
"Well son of course not, oh wait, OH SHIT, HE'S STILL ALIVE, AHHHH, haha just messin with ya"
leaves turns off light while kid is shitting himself
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"Can't you all see Diablo is just pubescent? He's not evil he's just a teenager!"
"Then how do you explain all the dead people?"
"Uhh they were accidents!"
"Oh ok we thought it was because he was a Prime Evil, oh well good day to ya"
He doesn't lure anybody with anything, if you know your Diablo lore, it clearly states Wirt was taken by Fallen, or Carvers rather.
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-Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one, and only, truth.
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One day, Diablo was taking a stroll through a lava pit when he came across a man trapped inside a boat made of an indestructible material.
"Don't eat me!" cried the man.
Diablo gazed down at the doll like figure and moved his sharp claws towards the newcomer, picking him up gently by the scruff of his shirt.
"AHHHHHHHHHH!!!" screamed the man.
"Don't worry." replied Diablo, "I won't eat you" he continued.
and with that, he moved his hand still holding the little man, past the boat and dropped him in the lava.
"There you go little fellow." said Diablo.
But then Diablo realised he made a big mistake, when the man started sinking into the lava, burning alive and screaming in agony.
"Oh no, not again!" Cried Diablo.
That night Diablo cried for the little man, and never went to the same lava pit again.
The end.
Diablo - The first game i ever played for the PC in 1997.
Diablo 2 - The first online game i ever played in 2001.
"Not Even Death... Can Save you from Me."
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Totally. Those Grimm Fairy tales are pretty grim and grusome. DIablo isn't really any different, infacts it's better.
Nice to see someone got the reference, Now fetch the comfy chair!! Not the comfy chair!!
I do not mean an unnatural calmness.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
LOL! Hahah, thats so awesome.
I am so gonna make a proper story one day.j
But I don't want the stories to necessarily be for humour. I really do want to create actual children's stories based on the Diablo universe.
Once upon a time in the lovely, horrifical, depressed town of Tristram there was a mad king who was recently killed because he had turned on his subjects and torutred and hung them and such. It was found out that the source of his madness was a huge red demon named Diablo who was slowly eating away at his mind, causing him to develop a cycopathic nature. Now many heroes came to defeat Diablo, well some of them came just for the gold and shit, but all of them got their asses kicked before level four of the vast labryinth beneath the church where Diablo resided. Now the moral of this story is, don't fuck with big D, or you won't ever ever EVER rule sanely again, or maybe it's don't fight hell jsut for gold. No wait its make sure to kill all your subjects to prevent them from killing you
"Well son of course not, oh wait, OH SHIT, HE'S STILL ALIVE, AHHHH, haha just messin with ya"
leaves turns off light while kid is shitting himself
"Then how do you explain all the dead people?"
"Uhh they were accidents!"
"Oh ok we thought it was because he was a Prime Evil, oh well good day to ya"
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How Diablo Conquered all of the World:
By: Diablo the Lord of Terror
Chapter: 1:
lol, now that would be funny
"Not Even Death... Can Save you from Me."
But lol, the Butcher doesn't lure children with candy. But yeah, thats still a good idea. Give me something to build off.
That bolded section just made me gag. I completely took that the wrong way. DX
One becomes strong when they are fighting to protect someone close to them... - Shiro Haku
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Butcher = Principal!
Wirt = the kids!
lol