Here is a test I designed to test your flaming skill. PLEASE BE HONEST! If I sense you are lying, I will research some information.
I shall PM your scores (I don't want anyone to be offended by their scores).
Question One: How long does it take you to respond to another person's flame.
A. less than a minute.
B. 1-2 Minutes.
C. 3-5 minutes.
D. more than 5 minutes
Question 2: How long are your flames?
A: A couple words.
B: A long sentence.
C: A paragraph
D: A fucking essay.
Question 3: When you flame a person/people, would do others usually say.
A: Nothing
B: Yell at you that it sucked
C: Make a joke
D: DAMN MAN! NICE!
Question 4: Do you fight outside of this website?
A: Yes, frequently.
B: Yes, once in a while.
C: Barely
D: Never
Question 5: If I asked someone about your flaming skills, what would they say?
A: He can pwn anyone.
B: He can pwn most people.
C: He's okay..
D: He sucks...
Question 6: How many people have you defeated in a flame war?
A: Nobody
B: 1-2
C: 3-5
D: 6 and up
Question 7: What type of flames do you use?
A: Destroyer Flames (Things that are not necassarily true about the person/people you flames. Ex. Yo momma, "you faggot", etc)
B: Point Givers (Things that are true about the person. You give examples as well.)
C: Rants (What you hate about the person.)
D: Crowd Entertainers (Most of them are jokes. They are meant to make the crowd go against you).
The maximim amount of points you can get is 21.
3 points = best answer
2 points = good answer
1 point = okay answer
0 points = bad answer
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Federer lost Wimbledon. Why? Becase none of you bastards cheered for him...
These questions vaguely identify who is good at flaming. It's about as accurate as those questionaires in a personality test. What's your favorite color? "Blue". Blue means you're warm hearted and you want world peace. How did it know!?!
I know it's more of just a silly joke thing. So I'll try not to respond too seriously. It's going to have the same response as the Quick Test thingy that was posted. The one where you have to quickly answer the questions. Then everyone who got above 90 patted theirself on the back thinking, "god I'm such a genius, this proves it".
These questions vaguely identify who is good at flaming. It's about as accurate as those questionaires in a personality test. What's your favorite color? "Blue". Blue means you're warm hearted and you want world peace. How did it know!?!
I know it's more of just a silly joke thing. So I'll try not to respond too seriously. It's going to have the same response as the Quick Test thingy that was posted. The one where you have to quickly answer the questions. Then everyone who got above 90 patted theirself on the back thinking, "god I'm such a genius, this proves it".
I actually thought about the questions for a while and I observed people flame each other. I saw that there are unique characteristics in flaming so I decided to ask questions that will find out if they are good in that area. Trust me, each question has a point.
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Federer lost Wimbledon. Why? Becase none of you bastards cheered for him...
Here is a test I designed to test your flaming skill. PLEASE BE HONEST! If I sense you are lying, I will research some information.
I shall PM your scores (I don't want anyone to be offended by their scores).
Question One: How long does it take you to respond to another person's flame.
A. less than a minute.
B. 1-2 Minutes.
C. 3-5 minutes.
D. more than 5 minutes
Question 2: How long are your flames?
A: A couple words.
B: A long sentence.
C: A paragraph
D: A fucking essay.
Question 3: When you flame a person/people, would do others usually say.
A: Nothing
B: Yell at you that it sucked
C: Make a joke
D: DAMN MAN! NICE!
Question 4: Do you fight outside of this website?
A: Yes, frequently.
B: Yes, once in a while.
C: Barely
D: Never
Question 5: If I asked someone about your flaming skills, what would they say?
A: He can pwn anyone.
B: He can pwn most people.
C: He's okay..
D: He sucks...
Question 6: How many people have you defeated in a flame war?
A: Nobody
B: 1-2
C: 3-5
D: 6 and up
Question 7: What type of flames do you use?
A: Destroyer Flames (Things that are not necassarily true about the person/people you flames. Ex. Yo momma, "you faggot", etc)
B: Point Givers (Things that are true about the person. You give examples as well.)
C: Rants (What you hate about the person.)
D: Crowd Entertainers (Most of them are jokes. They are meant to make the crowd go against you).
The maximim amount of points you can get is 21.
3 points = best answer
2 points = good answer
1 point = okay answer
0 points = bad answer
I find myself becoming increasingly bored and irrelevant in this forum, but this was something I found interesting.
1. C or D. Depends what I'm responding to.
2. C or D. Depends how venomous I'm feeling.
3. D. Nothing but compliments, or that I was too harsh. Which is exactly what good flaming should be.
4. D. I don't run into people I hate at all as in this site.
5. It really depends who you ask. Anyone with a brain and some analysing skills will say A or B, and everyone who really hates me and has no intellect at all will say D.
6. D. Or is there something more than D?
7. B, C, and D. Been a while since I got a D though, since anyone who likes me usually is too afraid to say so. I still try to entertain the crowd with my roasts.
And prepare to get flamed. I can already see Equinox and some of the other pussifying forces of this forum getting angry, or people like Fbim who is horrible at flaming yet he thinks he's godly.
What's a pussifying force? That's an interesting phrase to use.
Please grade the answers I gave.
A pussifying force is my reference to anybody on this forum that is attempting to bring political correctness, that wants to level the status of everyone on the forum, and that gives more credit or respect to a user than that person deserves.
For example, a new user comes on here, and offends a very old user for whatever reason. My response would be to:
Flame the crap out of him.
What a pussifying force would do is one of the following two, or both:
Say that this new user is entitled to his/her opinion and carry out with forum activities.
Flame the older user for flaming the new person.
I don't believe in that. I believe that a new person to any circle comes in with very little reputation, and everyone is very neutral. That person must build respect before they go around throwing stones. I am all against political correctness because it weakens us as a community, it weakens us as a nation or nations, and it weakens us as people. There is obvious etiquette people need to follow, and when they don't they are not told anything because of fear Equinox will jump on them for doing so.
And I am only using Equinox because she is the one that does this the most, and she has earned a reputation for defending an idiot despite he being an idiot and/or deuch. I don't hate her as much as I did a while back, but I definately still hate that about her.
Wow, carlos, i've never seen anyone doing that, but w/e. Pussifying force is my new favorite phrase btw. And spell douche right, i'm sorry for being critical but i hate when people don't spell it right.
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"I'm like a dog chasing cars." - Joker, Dark Knight
Wow, carlos, i've never seen anyone doing that, but w/e. Pussifying force is my new favorite phrase btw. And spell douche right, i'm sorry for being critical but i hate when people don't spell it right.
Really? I see it happen all the time. Zubin made a thread about it once, some crap about me and Murderface being diplomatic. I can see why you wouldn't find anything wrong with that, but I see it as a step in the pussification of this forum. Maybe its that I'm more sensitive to it, because I see it happen so goddamn much in the real world, and I hate it. I hate it ALOT. People need to be more tough skinned, and I am no exception.
And I apologize about my spelling of douche. I don't type it often.
No i fully agree with you i just never noticed it. If a newer member goes at a older member, then the older member can rip the noob to shreds for all i care.
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"I'm like a dog chasing cars." - Joker, Dark Knight
Wow, carlos, i've never seen anyone doing that, but w/e. Pussifying force is my new favorite phrase btw. And spell douche right, i'm sorry for being critical but i hate when people don't spell it right.
Douche.
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Watching 240 guys talk trash about cavaliers is like two retards having a slapfight over a sippy cup.
ABCD
ABCD
Dunno, don't care
A
HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW?
Everyone (hard number? Dunno, 100+)
Anything
Don't care about the score, so no need to PM me.
Can someone delete worthless posts like these?
Where is the fish man?
And you get mollested in every flame war you're in. You get owned easilybut never realize it. You just never know when to stop and shut up because you usually make a big fool out of yourself.
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Federer lost Wimbledon. Why? Becase none of you bastards cheered for him...
Here is a test I designed to test your flaming skill. PLEASE BE HONEST! If I sense you are lying, I will research some information.
I shall PM your scores (I don't want anyone to be offended by their scores).
Question One: How long does it take you to respond to another person's flame.
A. less than a minute.
B. 1-2 Minutes.
C. 3-5 minutes.
D. more than 5 minutes
Question 2: How long are your flames?
A: A couple words.
B: A long sentence.
C: A paragraph
D: A fucking essay.
Question 3: When you flame a person/people, would do others usually say.
A: Nothing
B: Yell at you that it sucked
C: Make a joke
D: DAMN MAN! NICE!
Question 4: Do you fight outside of this website?
A: Yes, frequently.
B: Yes, once in a while.
C: Barely
D: Never
Question 5: If I asked someone about your flaming skills, what would they say?
A: He can pwn anyone.
B: He can pwn most people.
C: He's okay..
D: He sucks...
Question 6: How many people have you defeated in a flame war?
A: Nobody
B: 1-2
C: 3-5
D: 6 and up
Question 7: What type of flames do you use?
A: Destroyer Flames (Things that are not necassarily true about the person/people you flames. Ex. Yo momma, "you faggot", etc)
B: Point Givers (Things that are true about the person. You give examples as well.)
C: Rants (What you hate about the person.)
D: Crowd Entertainers (Most of them are jokes. They are meant to make the crowd go against you).
The maximim amount of points you can get is 21.
3 points = best answer
2 points = good answer
1 point = okay answer
0 points = bad answer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZRQEtAyiTM
You have to admit that he's good.
I know it's more of just a silly joke thing. So I'll try not to respond too seriously. It's going to have the same response as the Quick Test thingy that was posted. The one where you have to quickly answer the questions. Then everyone who got above 90 patted theirself on the back thinking, "god I'm such a genius, this proves it".
I actually thought about the questions for a while and I observed people flame each other. I saw that there are unique characteristics in flaming so I decided to ask questions that will find out if they are good in that area. Trust me, each question has a point.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZRQEtAyiTM
You have to admit that he's good.
D
D
D
D
A
D
The last one is harder to read. I'm going to say B...
How did I do boss?
I find myself becoming increasingly bored and irrelevant in this forum, but this was something I found interesting.
1. C or D. Depends what I'm responding to.
2. C or D. Depends how venomous I'm feeling.
3. D. Nothing but compliments, or that I was too harsh. Which is exactly what good flaming should be.
4. D. I don't run into people I hate at all as in this site.
5. It really depends who you ask. Anyone with a brain and some analysing skills will say A or B, and everyone who really hates me and has no intellect at all will say D.
6. D. Or is there something more than D?
7. B, C, and D. Been a while since I got a D though, since anyone who likes me usually is too afraid to say so. I still try to entertain the crowd with my roasts.
And prepare to get flamed. I can already see Equinox and some of the other pussifying forces of this forum getting angry, or people like Fbim who is horrible at flaming yet he thinks he's godly.
I wonder what Goodguy thinks
PM me with honest answers.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZRQEtAyiTM
You have to admit that he's good.
Please grade the answers I gave.
2. C
3. A
4. C
5. Around B, maybe A, but it depends on who you ask
6. C
7. Usually B
A pussifying force is my reference to anybody on this forum that is attempting to bring political correctness, that wants to level the status of everyone on the forum, and that gives more credit or respect to a user than that person deserves.
For example, a new user comes on here, and offends a very old user for whatever reason. My response would be to:
Flame the crap out of him.
What a pussifying force would do is one of the following two, or both:
Say that this new user is entitled to his/her opinion and carry out with forum activities.
Flame the older user for flaming the new person.
I don't believe in that. I believe that a new person to any circle comes in with very little reputation, and everyone is very neutral. That person must build respect before they go around throwing stones. I am all against political correctness because it weakens us as a community, it weakens us as a nation or nations, and it weakens us as people. There is obvious etiquette people need to follow, and when they don't they are not told anything because of fear Equinox will jump on them for doing so.
And I am only using Equinox because she is the one that does this the most, and she has earned a reputation for defending an idiot despite he being an idiot and/or deuch. I don't hate her as much as I did a while back, but I definately still hate that about her.
Really? I see it happen all the time. Zubin made a thread about it once, some crap about me and Murderface being diplomatic. I can see why you wouldn't find anything wrong with that, but I see it as a step in the pussification of this forum. Maybe its that I'm more sensitive to it, because I see it happen so goddamn much in the real world, and I hate it. I hate it ALOT. People need to be more tough skinned, and I am no exception.
And I apologize about my spelling of douche. I don't type it often.
Douche.
Can someone delete worthless posts like these?
Where is the fish man?
And you get mollested in every flame war you're in. You get owned easilybut never realize it. You just never know when to stop and shut up because you usually make a big fool out of yourself.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZRQEtAyiTM
You have to admit that he's good.
I'm talking about Siaqog or whatever it is.
Well people keep saying that they are a better flamer than someone so I decided to just make a test about it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZRQEtAyiTM
You have to admit that he's good.
Funny how you say that I have useless posts.
Can someone moderate this thread? I don't want any spam in here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZRQEtAyiTM
You have to admit that he's good.