So I was listening to the halirious song "Because I got high" which can be listened here: http://youtube.com/watch?v=PLiYxGPKPcM
And I thought how funny it would be if we made a song with diablo as the narrator.
So if you guys are interested we could all submit what we think would be funny lines for diablo to sing.
Here are some examples but I'm sure you guys could do better.
I was gonna take on the high heavens but then I got high...
I was gonna have my sweet revenge but then I got high...
Now I'm stuck in a soulstone and I know why... because I got high bc I got high ....
I was gonna conquer the world of sanctuary but then got high....
I was gonna free my brothers too but then I got high...
We should be able to get a full set of lyrics assembled at the end.
i know the deckard cain rap is quite popular but this song is up there
Diablo Went Down to Harrogath
By the Flayer Tabernacle Choir
(Based on The Devil Went Down to Georgia by the Charlie Daniels Band)
Diablo went down to Harrogath
He was looking for a soul to steal
He was in a groove
Now if he found a noob
He could easily close the deal
When he came upon a Barb in a duel
And the Barb won with a single shot
And Diablo jumped on some skulls and rocks and said,
"Barb, let me tell you what:
I'll bet you didn't know it
But I'm a PKer too,
And if you care to take a dare
I'll make a bet with you.
Now you duel pretty good young Barb
But give Diablo his due
I'll bet a sword of gold against your soul
That says I can PK you."
The Barb said, "My name's Leet Haxxor,
And you may think me a clown,
But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret
‘Cause you're the one that's going down."
Leet rise up your sword and concentrate real hard
‘Cause Hell's unleashed in Harrogoth
And Diablo deals the cards
And if you win you get this shiny sword made of gold
But if you lose Diablo gets your soul.
Diablo raised his hands and said,
"I'll start this duel."
And fire torched the ground
As if it was made of fuel.
Then a band of lightning shot from his fingertips
That followed Leet around.
Then he took an icy punch
That knocked Leet to the ground.
When Diablo finished his attack, Leet said,
"You're pretty good, demon."
But despite your all, you're gonna fall
Let me show you how it's done.
Berserk on the mountain, run boys run
Diablo's in the house of the ‘Ith' item
Flayers at the dead man, picking out bones
Wishing it could be the Diablo clone
(Fiddle music)
Diablo lost his ear
And he knew that he'd been beat
And he dropped that golden sword
Right at Leet Haxxor's feet
And Leet said, "Diablo, just come on back
If you ever wanna try again.
I've shown you now
You ugly hell spawn,
I'm the best that's ever been!"
And Leet went
Berserk on the mountain, run boys run
Diablo's in the house of the ‘Ith' item
Flayers at the dead man, picking out bones
Wishing it could be the Diablo clone
(More fiddle music)
I can't recall if anyone has actually made it a song with full music and everything.
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-Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one, and only, truth.
By the Flayer Tabernacle Choir
(Based on The Devil Went Down to Georgia by the Charlie Daniels Band)
Heh Heh Heh - Good one!
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Smiling is infectious.
Give, expecting nothing thereof. ------------ BoD - Come have some fun! Folks will always come and go, so enjoy them while they're meant to be in your life.
And I thought how funny it would be if we made a song with diablo as the narrator.
So if you guys are interested we could all submit what we think would be funny lines for diablo to sing.
Here are some examples but I'm sure you guys could do better.
I was gonna take on the high heavens but then I got high...
I was gonna have my sweet revenge but then I got high...
Now I'm stuck in a soulstone and I know why... because I got high bc I got high ....
I was gonna conquer the world of sanctuary but then got high....
I was gonna free my brothers too but then I got high...
We should be able to get a full set of lyrics assembled at the end.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLs6OHlSdyE
"Cards and flowers on your window, your friends all plead for you to stay,
sometimes beginnings aren't so simple, sometimes goodbye's the only way."
Diablo Went Down to Harrogath
By the Flayer Tabernacle Choir
(Based on The Devil Went Down to Georgia by the Charlie Daniels Band)
Diablo went down to Harrogath
He was looking for a soul to steal
He was in a groove
Now if he found a noob
He could easily close the deal
When he came upon a Barb in a duel
And the Barb won with a single shot
And Diablo jumped on some skulls and rocks and said,
"Barb, let me tell you what:
I'll bet you didn't know it
But I'm a PKer too,
And if you care to take a dare
I'll make a bet with you.
Now you duel pretty good young Barb
But give Diablo his due
I'll bet a sword of gold against your soul
That says I can PK you."
The Barb said, "My name's Leet Haxxor,
And you may think me a clown,
But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret
‘Cause you're the one that's going down."
Leet rise up your sword and concentrate real hard
‘Cause Hell's unleashed in Harrogoth
And Diablo deals the cards
And if you win you get this shiny sword made of gold
But if you lose Diablo gets your soul.
Diablo raised his hands and said,
"I'll start this duel."
And fire torched the ground
As if it was made of fuel.
Then a band of lightning shot from his fingertips
That followed Leet around.
Then he took an icy punch
That knocked Leet to the ground.
When Diablo finished his attack, Leet said,
"You're pretty good, demon."
But despite your all, you're gonna fall
Let me show you how it's done.
Berserk on the mountain, run boys run
Diablo's in the house of the ‘Ith' item
Flayers at the dead man, picking out bones
Wishing it could be the Diablo clone
(Fiddle music)
Diablo lost his ear
And he knew that he'd been beat
And he dropped that golden sword
Right at Leet Haxxor's feet
And Leet said, "Diablo, just come on back
If you ever wanna try again.
I've shown you now
You ugly hell spawn,
I'm the best that's ever been!"
And Leet went
Berserk on the mountain, run boys run
Diablo's in the house of the ‘Ith' item
Flayers at the dead man, picking out bones
Wishing it could be the Diablo clone
(More fiddle music)
I can't recall if anyone has actually made it a song with full music and everything.
"Cards and flowers on your window, your friends all plead for you to stay,
sometimes beginnings aren't so simple, sometimes goodbye's the only way."
Heh Heh Heh - Good one!
Folks will always come and go, so enjoy them while they're meant to be in your life.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Thanks.
"Cards and flowers on your window, your friends all plead for you to stay,
sometimes beginnings aren't so simple, sometimes goodbye's the only way."
I appreciate you.
It's the decisions you make when you have no time to make them that define who you are.
"Cards and flowers on your window, your friends all plead for you to stay,
sometimes beginnings aren't so simple, sometimes goodbye's the only way."