Sex is like math, subtract the clothes, add the bed, divide the legs, and hope the hell you dont multiply.
3 kids went for a walk in the woods, they came across this house with an lady in it, she invited them inside to cookies but told them not to go in the room with the purple door, being kids they did the opposite and went in the room, they found cocks nailed to the wall, the old lady caught them and asked the first kid, where does your dad work?, he replied a butches shop, so she took out a knive and cut his wang off, the second kid replied, my dads a lumberjack, she took an axe and cut his off, the third kid replied my dad works at a lollypop factory so ull have to suck mine off
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If you ever meet a hafling and a hungry dragon you dont have to outrun the dragon, you only have to outrun the hafling.
One day, Superman was flying over the city when he spots Wonder Woman basking in the sun naked. Superman was thinking to himself, "Man, I want some of that Wonder P#$$y". He then thought to himself, "Wait!, I am faster than a speeding bullet!". So he swoops down and bangs the crap out of her and flew off. Wonder Women gets up and said, "What the hell just happened?" "I don't know but my ass hurts", says Invisible man.
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Those before me shall quiver in my wake as I unleash the fury within!
Your mama is sooo fat that her belt is the equator
Your mama is sooo fat that she fans her armpits with the giggly fat on her arms
Your mama is sooo big that her nickname is ertha-quake
Your mama is so ugly that she got endorsed for female facial cream commercial.
Kinda weak sauce. I try better next time.
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Those before me shall quiver in my wake as I unleash the fury within!
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i will now apologize. apparently i insulted the mexicans by my racial jokes. my parents are mexican, and i was born here. i love my culture, and will eat tamales this christmas with my large loving family. however a person has not taken the time to see my background before communicating to me how my jokes on mexicans made his "respect" for me drop.
hahaha lmfao thats great, but did they forget about taco bell?? all these years of eating their and i havent seen a single mexican working thier... hell they dont even understand when you order in espanol
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If you ever meet a hafling and a hungry dragon you dont have to outrun the dragon, you only have to outrun the hafling.
ok my offendie has agreed, and we will make public our current debate.
i will try to post this as level as i can, but it is hard to put into words.
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i am a hispanic american, and my parents are from mexico. i made mexican jokes earlier in this post, and our freind juicy bones took offense of this. i am making jokes and poking fun at my culture, and i told that i shouldnt do this because it seperates our races. is this right??
my argument is that having fun this way desensitizes us to the racial slurs and true racism out there, and brings our society together. we throw away the tags of mexican americans, african americans. how about we all just be americans??
i have just decided to post all of the personal messages and let you people ponder the outcome. before each personal reply i put J for me and C for Carloseus
Quote:
Originally Posted by juicy_bones J: man, my respect for you just dropped abit when you said that racist mexican joke...
C: if you looked around a bit, you would know that i myself am hispanic. if i wanted to offend mexicans, then i would be offending my parents.
J: why do you bring yourself down like that? im sure many hispanics would be offended if you said that.
C: you know what?? its ok to laugh at yourself every once in a while. what color are you?? because if your not hispanic then you have some nerve telling i cant talk about my culture like that.
J: Yeah, i agree its ok to laugh at yourself once in a while, but to make fun of an entire race just for a few cheap laughs? well, to me it dosent matter even if you are hispanic, you are what you say you are.. and if you say you are all a bunch of poor lazy mexicans, then what do you think people are going to think after a while?? it just dosent make sense to me that you would say things like that, especially if you are hispanic yourself!
C: i think your statements are utterly idiotic. you are among those that seperate my wonderful country by becoming too sensitive to anything that contains racial humor. black people make fun of black people. but god forbid that anyone else make fun of them. you need to realize that the only way we will stop racism is by merging together and become insensitive to the things that are considered racist.
i was arguing with a white girl and she was becoming increasingly aggressive. thn she yelled "i dont even know why you stupid mexicans are allowed in this country!!" i did not react to it. i simply told her that millions of americans of all colors fought and died so that we could all one day respect each other racially and politically. i say this to you now. jerk.
J: if you make fun of yourself like that how was i supposed to know you are mexican? anyways im getting tired of talking about this but i have a question. do you think this comment was racist?
How you know when an arab becomes a man??
when they take the diaper of his ass and put on his head
well i do, and i just dont think that saying those things brings us togeather, it pulls us apart
C: no, it makes us more insensitive to it and we stop fighting for stupid little reasons.
J: so when Michael Richards (kramer) said those things at the comedy club he we just trying to make everyone more insensitive to racism right?
C: no, he meant the racism. he said it out of anger, not out of humor or of freindship. there is a difference between the words "nigga" and "nigger".
J: so its ok to be a friendly racist but not an angry racist?
C: if you want to continue this, i suggest doing it in public. maybe then you will be more reluctant because then you can argue with the army of logically thinking individuals.
J: alright, lets just drop this because its not like it was a big deal any way. if i made this public it would just be a bunch of people flaming each of us, and as of late you havent been that receptive to any types of flaming (constructive criticism). so lets leave it at this.
C: at this point, i have enough of a following that i am sure that i will not get flamed except for the newer members that dont think logically. you will have to plead me not to, because i am very interested to see what the public would have to say in this.
J: fine, im interested in the outcome too, but whatever the outcome know that i take all this with a grain of salt and you should do the same because i look forward to future discussions without biased replys.
so go ahead and make it public if you want to, ill come in with my defence and we will see how the public reacts:D
C: let the games begin
so here it is, all out in the open. I would like to know where everyone stands on this issue. And just to clarify my stance, i think what Carloseus said was insulting to mexicans but it was a cheap joke nothing more. It does however bring up the serious issue of racism and its effect on the world. Carloseus believes that racism spoken in jokes like that stops hate and unites people to all become "american".
well, simply put: I DISAGREE, and you can see why in the context above
so im waiting for your reply carloseus you cheap boarderjumping jobless lazy mexican
...yes quite uniting
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Angus the peasant saw the necromancer raising the rotting remains and ran away. Since then he told the tale of how he narrowly escaped the necromancer he called "juicy bones".
the argument im making is that you as a half german ferret, are perfectly able to speak jokes racially regarding germans. i as a hispanic can joke around my culture. comedians do it all the time, and blacks joke about themselves all the time. this sensitivity to racial jokes is seperating our society instead of allowing everyone to make fun of everyone. if we are too politically correct to not allow any freedoms, then we are doomed as a society striving for racial indifference.
I realize that these are mearly jokes and i could have just left them alone. what i dont understand is how you think racism brings the country togeather. All these racial jokes focus on is the negative qualties of their respective countries. it separates the countries! think of it in the school yard:
the american and the canadian are playing on the jungle gym and the mexican kid walks up: (m=mexican, c=cad a=amer)
m=Hey guys!
c+a=Hey man
m= can i play
a=sure
c=ya
m=
q. how do you find the total population of mexicans in a city?
a. roll a quarter down the street
a= haha i didnt know all mexicans were poor?
c= i guess so
a= hey, on second thought you cant play with us any more
I dont know if you guys understand that or not but i had fun making it.:)
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Angus the peasant saw the necromancer raising the rotting remains and ran away. Since then he told the tale of how he narrowly escaped the necromancer he called "juicy bones".
I'm actually going to have to side with Carlo on this debate.
A woman has had difficulties finding someone to share her life with. She was rich, and once guys found that out, they would take advantage of her. This woman decided one day "I want a man to want me for me and not my money!". So the next day she filled a phone booth with her used tampons and she declared, "IF ANY GUY CAN LAST 3 DAYS IN HERE I'll KNOW HE WANTS ME FOR ME"
First, a rich cocky guy came up and said "oh please, this will be easy". 8 hours into it he runs out puking.
Second, a middle-class jerk went to the phone booth and said "what a stupid test, this will be easy". 24 hours into it he runs out puking.
Third, a homeless guy modest and alone, went to the booth. He stayed there the whole 3 days. When he left the girl met up with him and said "FINALLY SOMEONE WHO REALLY LOVES ME". He licked his lips and said "Maddam, do you have any more of those jelly filled donuts?"
C: at this point, i have enough of a following that i am sure that i will not get flamed except for the newer members that dont think logically. you will have to plead me not to, because i am very interested to see what the public would have to say in this.
Somehow, I feel you are secretly trying to refer to me. If so, I suggest you rethink how narrow minded that is.
I don't feel making racist jokes identifies someone as a racist. He's simply mocking a stereotype, not attacking a race. It's not like throwing a mexican joke on a diablo3 forum is going to seperate the nation, or persuade people to be racist.
Although Carlo, could you point out those "newer members who don't think logically". Honestly, do you measure how much logic someone has by the amount of times they have posted on a forum? I think everyone is well aware you've committed yourself to this forum. Some silly rank in a clan, amount of posts on a forum, how long you've been registered on a forum DOES NOT define depth, maturity, ethics, logic, or amount of intelligence someone has. Please refrain from arguing with narrowminded, self-centered phrases such as, "NEWER MEMBERS WHO DON'T THINK LOGICALLY".
As far as the debate though.... +1 to Carlo.
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Sex is like math, subtract the clothes, add the bed, divide the legs, and hope the hell you dont multiply.
3 kids went for a walk in the woods, they came across this house with an lady in it, she invited them inside to cookies but told them not to go in the room with the purple door, being kids they did the opposite and went in the room, they found cocks nailed to the wall, the old lady caught them and asked the first kid, where does your dad work?, he replied a butches shop, so she took out a knive and cut his wang off, the second kid replied, my dads a lumberjack, she took an axe and cut his off, the third kid replied my dad works at a lollypop factory so ull have to suck mine off
when they take the diaper of his ass and put on his head
a. unemployed
q. how do you find the total population of mexicans in a city?
a. roll a quarter down the street
q. how do you find the most wealthy mexican in a city?
a. find the guy who got the quarter.
q. whats the difference between a zebra and a airforce woman?
a. the zebra didnt have to lie on its back to earn its stripes.
yo mama so ugly, not even decard cain could identify her.
q. how do you drown a blonde?
a. put a scratch-and-sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to smell it.
One day, Superman was flying over the city when he spots Wonder Woman basking in the sun naked. Superman was thinking to himself, "Man, I want some of that Wonder P#$$y". He then thought to himself, "Wait!, I am faster than a speeding bullet!". So he swoops down and bangs the crap out of her and flew off. Wonder Women gets up and said, "What the hell just happened?" "I don't know but my ass hurts", says Invisible man.
Lets see:
Your mama is sooo fat that her belt is the equator
Your mama is sooo fat that she fans her armpits with the giggly fat on her arms
Your mama is sooo big that her nickname is ertha-quake
Your mama is so ugly that she got endorsed for female facial cream commercial.
Kinda weak sauce. I try better next time.
Your mama is so big that when she's lying on the beach Save the Whales comes and tries to roll her into the water.
Why are 17 blondes standing outside of a club?
Because you have to be 18 to get in.
you know who you are.
yes, that is an actualy sign, they even have them on highways..
i guess they are kinda like the deer crossing signs here in Pennsylvania
even though i dont agree with this guy, i do think he makes a valid point.
i will try to post this as level as i can, but it is hard to put into words.
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i am a hispanic american, and my parents are from mexico. i made mexican jokes earlier in this post, and our freind juicy bones took offense of this. i am making jokes and poking fun at my culture, and i told that i shouldnt do this because it seperates our races. is this right??
my argument is that having fun this way desensitizes us to the racial slurs and true racism out there, and brings our society together. we throw away the tags of mexican americans, african americans. how about we all just be americans??
i have just decided to post all of the personal messages and let you people ponder the outcome. before each personal reply i put J for me and C for Carloseus
Quote:
Originally Posted by juicy_bones
J: man, my respect for you just dropped abit when you said that racist mexican joke...
C: if you looked around a bit, you would know that i myself am hispanic. if i wanted to offend mexicans, then i would be offending my parents.
J: why do you bring yourself down like that? im sure many hispanics would be offended if you said that.
C: you know what?? its ok to laugh at yourself every once in a while. what color are you?? because if your not hispanic then you have some nerve telling i cant talk about my culture like that.
J: Yeah, i agree its ok to laugh at yourself once in a while, but to make fun of an entire race just for a few cheap laughs? well, to me it dosent matter even if you are hispanic, you are what you say you are.. and if you say you are all a bunch of poor lazy mexicans, then what do you think people are going to think after a while?? it just dosent make sense to me that you would say things like that, especially if you are hispanic yourself!
C: i think your statements are utterly idiotic. you are among those that seperate my wonderful country by becoming too sensitive to anything that contains racial humor. black people make fun of black people. but god forbid that anyone else make fun of them. you need to realize that the only way we will stop racism is by merging together and become insensitive to the things that are considered racist.
i was arguing with a white girl and she was becoming increasingly aggressive. thn she yelled "i dont even know why you stupid mexicans are allowed in this country!!" i did not react to it. i simply told her that millions of americans of all colors fought and died so that we could all one day respect each other racially and politically. i say this to you now. jerk.
J: if you make fun of yourself like that how was i supposed to know you are mexican? anyways im getting tired of talking about this but i have a question. do you think this comment was racist?
How you know when an arab becomes a man??
when they take the diaper of his ass and put on his head
well i do, and i just dont think that saying those things brings us togeather, it pulls us apart
C: no, it makes us more insensitive to it and we stop fighting for stupid little reasons.
J: so when Michael Richards (kramer) said those things at the comedy club he we just trying to make everyone more insensitive to racism right?
C: no, he meant the racism. he said it out of anger, not out of humor or of freindship. there is a difference between the words "nigga" and "nigger".
J: so its ok to be a friendly racist but not an angry racist?
C: if you want to continue this, i suggest doing it in public. maybe then you will be more reluctant because then you can argue with the army of logically thinking individuals.
J: alright, lets just drop this because its not like it was a big deal any way. if i made this public it would just be a bunch of people flaming each of us, and as of late you havent been that receptive to any types of flaming (constructive criticism). so lets leave it at this.
C: at this point, i have enough of a following that i am sure that i will not get flamed except for the newer members that dont think logically. you will have to plead me not to, because i am very interested to see what the public would have to say in this.
J: fine, im interested in the outcome too, but whatever the outcome know that i take all this with a grain of salt and you should do the same because i look forward to future discussions without biased replys.
so go ahead and make it public if you want to, ill come in with my defence and we will see how the public reacts:D
C: let the games begin
so here it is, all out in the open. I would like to know where everyone stands on this issue. And just to clarify my stance, i think what Carloseus said was insulting to mexicans but it was a cheap joke nothing more. It does however bring up the serious issue of racism and its effect on the world. Carloseus believes that racism spoken in jokes like that stops hate and unites people to all become "american".
well, simply put: I DISAGREE, and you can see why in the context above
so im waiting for your reply carloseus you cheap boarderjumping jobless lazy mexican
...yes quite uniting
the american and the canadian are playing on the jungle gym and the mexican kid walks up: (m=mexican, c=cad a=amer)
m=Hey guys!
c+a=Hey man
m= can i play
a=sure
c=ya
m=
q. how do you find the total population of mexicans in a city?
a. roll a quarter down the street
a= haha i didnt know all mexicans were poor?
c= i guess so
a= hey, on second thought you cant play with us any more
I dont know if you guys understand that or not but i had fun making it.:)
A woman has had difficulties finding someone to share her life with. She was rich, and once guys found that out, they would take advantage of her. This woman decided one day "I want a man to want me for me and not my money!". So the next day she filled a phone booth with her used tampons and she declared, "IF ANY GUY CAN LAST 3 DAYS IN HERE I'll KNOW HE WANTS ME FOR ME"
First, a rich cocky guy came up and said "oh please, this will be easy". 8 hours into it he runs out puking.
Second, a middle-class jerk went to the phone booth and said "what a stupid test, this will be easy". 24 hours into it he runs out puking.
Third, a homeless guy modest and alone, went to the booth. He stayed there the whole 3 days. When he left the girl met up with him and said "FINALLY SOMEONE WHO REALLY LOVES ME". He licked his lips and said "Maddam, do you have any more of those jelly filled donuts?"
Somehow, I feel you are secretly trying to refer to me. If so, I suggest you rethink how narrow minded that is.
I don't feel making racist jokes identifies someone as a racist. He's simply mocking a stereotype, not attacking a race. It's not like throwing a mexican joke on a diablo3 forum is going to seperate the nation, or persuade people to be racist.
Although Carlo, could you point out those "newer members who don't think logically". Honestly, do you measure how much logic someone has by the amount of times they have posted on a forum? I think everyone is well aware you've committed yourself to this forum. Some silly rank in a clan, amount of posts on a forum, how long you've been registered on a forum DOES NOT define depth, maturity, ethics, logic, or amount of intelligence someone has. Please refrain from arguing with narrowminded, self-centered phrases such as, "NEWER MEMBERS WHO DON'T THINK LOGICALLY".
As far as the debate though.... +1 to Carlo.