The latest high-tech gadget out of Silicon Valley is sleek eight inches long made of white plastic and has women happily singing out loud its called the iprod.
Thats good darkjay but I know that one too well I tried that on my boss once it was great the first 10 minutes
what do you call a prostitute with her hands up her skirt? self employed
A thief broke into the Louvre and stole several famous paintings but was caught when authorities found his van by the side of the road " I dont believe it" the police captain said " How could you plan such a bold robbery, then get caught so easily? "Simple" the robber answered. " I didn't have Monet for Degas to make the Van Gogh
What does a blonde call a blow job in a Honda? Her Civic duty
A cab driver picked up a nun. when she got into the cab, the driver couldn't stop staring at her. "I have to ask you a question." he said, "and I hope you won't be offended." "My son," the nun said, " I've seen too much of the world to be offended by anything you might say. What is your question?" "Well," he said, "I've always had a fantasy of being kissed by a nun." the nun smilled and said "I'll grant your wish on two conditions. First, you must be single, and second, you must be a Catholic." The cabdriver became very excited and said, "Yes, I'm single and I'm Catholic." "Okay," the nun said. "Pull into the next alley." the nun fulfilled his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they got back on the street, the cabdriver began to cry. "My dear," said the nun, "why are you crying?" "Forgive me," the cabdriver said. "I lied. I must confess; I'm married and I'm Jewish." the nun replied, "That's okay. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween Party."
I try and I will try
A blonde went to see a doctor and complained "I keep seeing spots before my eyes" the physician scratched his head "Have you seen an ophthalmologist?" "No" she said, "just spots"
How can you tell if you're a dyslexic schizophrenic? You always think you are following sombody.
as with any other in our twisted world of demons angels and mortals
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You can tell the same lie a thousand times but it never gets any more true so close your eyes once more and once more believe that they all still believe in you......
You can tell the same lie a thousand times but it never gets any more true so close your eyes once more and once more believe that they all still believe in you......
You can tell the same lie a thousand times but it never gets any more true so close your eyes once more and once more believe that they all still believe in you......
i'm not too well in the head right now if you hadn't noticed
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You can tell the same lie a thousand times but it never gets any more true so close your eyes once more and once more believe that they all still believe in you......
keep talking i will too anything anybody I'll try to have an answer
And trust me there is wisdom where I come from
I could do this all day and mabey all night on the weekends but if some one actually gave me something really important to talk about then I might stop and try to come up with a really good answer but untill then im just going to keep looking and jumping around most everyone on this site seems really cool and dont seem to get out of hand you should see some of the other sites ive been on phew
I believe it was the aliens you know that hasn't been really explored
Thats good darkjay but I know that one too well I tried that on my boss once it was great the first 10 minutes
what do you call a prostitute with her hands up her skirt? self employed
A thief broke into the Louvre and stole several famous paintings but was caught when authorities found his van by the side of the road " I dont believe it" the police captain said " How could you plan such a bold robbery, then get caught so easily? "Simple" the robber answered. " I didn't have Monet for Degas to make the Van Gogh
What does a blonde call a blow job in a Honda? Her Civic duty
I try and I will try
A blonde went to see a doctor and complained "I keep seeing spots before my eyes" the physician scratched his head "Have you seen an ophthalmologist?" "No" she said, "just spots"
How can you tell if you're a dyslexic schizophrenic? You always think you are following sombody.
I Love jokes if you can tell
I think i'll get there eventually
memamo momame
This is Jaco Wolf
the complete crazy man
thanx for the motivation but I have to work tonight
Has any one guessed on the other posts where I work "community college" "Central Illinois"
You can tell the same lie a thousand times but it never gets any more true so close your eyes once more and once more believe that they all still believe in you......
You can tell the same lie a thousand times but it never gets any more true so close your eyes once more and once more believe that they all still believe in you......
You can tell the same lie a thousand times but it never gets any more true so close your eyes once more and once more believe that they all still believe in you......
You can tell the same lie a thousand times but it never gets any more true so close your eyes once more and once more believe that they all still believe in you......
Drunk or something else
I do have some time on my hands here
I'll just keep typing random Pointless things until I have to go
because its fun mabey movies and games I own
Well the obvious D1 and D2
Starcraft and Brood wars Expansion
Warcraft 2 and Warcraft 3 with Expanasions
Sacred, Dungeon Lords, Arcanum, and Fable
Dungeon Seige 1and 2, Star wars Empire at war
Unreal Tournament 2003 and 2004
Freelancer, Divine Divinity, Beyond Divinity
Age of Empires 1, 2, Age of Mythology
Doom Collection
Age of Empires 3
Lords of Magic SE
Rise of Nations and Expansion
Drakken Order of the flame
Rollercoaster tycoon
so anyone have any more guesses to where I work Clues are "community college" "central Illinois" "Twin Cities" any guesses
Thats 101 posts not bad huh
Now I Must flee in terror "Runaway Runaway"
See ya peoples
I know I didnt leave for long but I had some business to attend to wink wink
Well i'm about to go spam crazy
Spam Crazy?
What Do You mean?
I Love D2 its
its a its a its a great game
ohhhhhhh ok
its a very great game
dude i just look at your post per day and u post 123 times a day
in the next 9 days u will have over 1000 post
u should get a prize for that
maybe a ribbon or something
Well than who killed the dinosaurs
And trust me there is wisdom where I come from
I could do this all day and mabey all night on the weekends but if some one actually gave me something really important to talk about then I might stop and try to come up with a really good answer but untill then im just going to keep looking and jumping around most everyone on this site seems really cool and dont seem to get out of hand you should see some of the other sites ive been on phew
I believe it was the aliens you know that hasn't been really explored