Amid the pandemonium that was the Jace Hall Show, the wisecracks shot long-standing Diablo mysteries and criticisms surfaced for their brief moments of limelight. Following the announcement on our homepage last Tuesday, episode one has aired on IGN's website. Diablo developers entered the scene at 3:52 with Jay Wilson, complete with a plumed pirate hat.
To the dismay of Wilson, who pleaded for discussion of the mysterious fifth class, discussion was immediately drawn to the equally mysterious chat gem (see Chat Gem Through the Ages). The only logic step from there was a class entirely devoted to the chat gem, a Bard (sarcasm only- this was denied by Wilson in an interview with Game Informer last October;
In case the board flew by faster than your eyes could read, here's what was scribbled on the whiteboard:
UNICORN COUNT: 65
The Epic Adventures of Turd, the Barbarian
O-LIKE D2 (Like WoW)
Is it as good as WoW?
NEED MORE COLORZ!!!
However, for speculation's sake, notice that at 7:42 the gigantic cardboard cutout of none other than Diablo II: Lord of Destruction's Druid class. Could that be a hint, a coincidence, or a clever ruse?
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If you want to arrange it
This world you can change it
If we could somehow make this
Christmas thing last
By helping a neighbor
Or even a stranger
And to know who needs help
You need only just ask
Honestly, does this surprise you? I don't like to be a downer, in fact, I rarely ever wish to look on the down side of things without making an attempt to be funny, but I have to point out the obvious and be rather unhappy about it. We know that significant progress on this game won't happen until after World of Warcraft gets its new expansion completed and put out on the shelves. If anything, this one episode has convinced me to not watch this guy ever again. All this was, in my mind, was a failed attempt to hype Diablo 3. The discussion of the whole bard thing instantaneously turned my mood sour and, IMO, was just the neutral polish on the proverbial turd.
Personally, I'm going to watch all of these new MMO games come out and try to compete with WoW and see which, if any, puts a real dent in WoW's population while I dream of playing D3. The only MMO coming out that I can see actually having a chance to do any real competition is Star Trek's MMO. Then, being the hopeful kinda guy that I am, I predict that IF any new MMO release does any significant damage to WoW, Blizzard directs all of their resources to completing Diablo 3 as a counter to this new threat.
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Avast ye! Scyberdragon be te thank for the sig, arr!
1 thing that got to me was the barb ideas. KAREOKE? DANCING? WTF? WE ARE IN HELL, FIGHTING FOR THE EXISTANCE OF HUMAN HELL AND HEAVEN. WTF? ARE U GONAN GO UP TO DIABLO AND GO MJ ON HIS ASS? god damn. that really tweeked me. hard to say, but i acutally did agree with the host dude. the 11 million fan base of WOW MIGHT LIKE IT, but thediablo fan base is DIFFERENT! FFS! EAT BABIES!
1) I'm pretty sure there's no class, or even a mix of classes, in the realm of Sanctuary that could accurately represent MJ.
2) Diablo corrupted priests in D2 and, unless you live in under a rock, we all know what priests and MJ have in common. (if you believe he didn't do it, ignore this particualr thought)
3) If Blizzard makes a pair of unique white gloves, I'm going to facepalm first and then laugh my unholy arse off quickly thereafter then give them props if MJ's family doesn't decide to sue them.
4) Bard's have already been confirmed as NOT being in D3 and, to the best of my knowledge, there are no elves in Sanctuary. These two things would have been the closest representation to MJ; in other words, you have an infinitely better chance of seeing him in The Elder Scrolls series than in Diablo.
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[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Avast ye! Scyberdragon be te thank for the sig, arr!
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im only guesing there is a strong sense of sarcasm there right? plz? plz be sarcasm. if d3 became an mmo, then ya thatd be fine, but its not. :\
Yes, it was sarcasm. Everything in the show was sarcastic, everything on the whiteboard was sarcastic, and Diablo III has already been shown (and was not an MMO) and been declared to not be an MMO. It was sarcasm
I liked the episode more than I liked the trailer. Perhaps the jokes were further apart.
I wasn't surprised to see no actual information. I was surprised to see nobody wearing the D3 rainbow t-shirt.
First off, yes I was expecting some news. Nothing major like the fifth class or Act III but I was hoping for some shots of the gender of class not really shown yet or maybe a new monster seen in the background.
More importantly, why I am upset is the lack of creativity. I'm fine that the show was all jokes, that's what the show is. However, if you are going to do a show like this, at least come up with some original material. The Bard class with guitar hero like controls. Hmmm... Where have I heard this before? Oh yeah, that's right, Blizzard already did this joke almost a year ago for April Fools. "New Hero Class Revealed: Bard". Back in April '09, Blizzard already "revealed" the Bard class for WoW who used a special frostmourne axe guitar to play the class with guitar hero controls. Come on guys, seriously, you can't come up with anything new. You have to steal an April Fools joke from last year. This is why I am disappointed. The lack of creativity given for their set up and planned jokes is ridiculous. They could have said a new monster type, the unicorn with a laser on his head or the fifth class is a gun-wielding westerner. There are a 1001 jokes they could have planned to make but instead they chose to use an old joke. For that, I am upset with them and this video.
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More importantly, why I am upset is the lack of creativity. I'm fine that the show was all jokes, that's what the show is. However, if you are going to do a show like this, at least come up with some original material. The Bard class with guitar hero like controls. Hmmm... Where have I heard this before? Oh yeah, that's right, Blizzard already did this joke almost a year ago for April Fools. "New Hero Class Revealed: Bard". Back in April '09, Blizzard already "revealed" the Bard class for WoW who used a special frostmourne axe guitar to play the class with guitar hero controls. Come on guys, seriously, you can't come up with anything new. You have to steal an April Fools joke from last year. This is why I am disappointed. The lack of creativity given for their set up and planned jokes is ridiculous. They could have said a new monster type, the unicorn with a laser on his head or the fifth class is a gun-wielding westerner. There are a 1001 jokes they could have planned to make but instead they chose to use an old joke. For that, I am upset with them and this video.
Yeah... Blizz's creativity is really going out the window lately.
-Witch Doctor to Diablo III
-Fury system from WoW, moved to D3
-Patch 1.13 (the text explaination was used before)
-Whiteboard gags
-Bard
I really wish they'd stop recycling ideas and come up with some new stuff.
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So really, it was worthless. All the "information" is a joke. Is this how all of his shows are or do some actually contain information?
As far as I understand it, the show is only about humor in popular media. However, the way Blizzard was stressing this made it seem like we should be expecting something interesting out of it, which I don't think we got. Okay, good humor, that's fine. It would have been nice to be a little more informed about it beforehand, though.
I can't get it.
People from blizz allways makes the fans upset. I wonder if it's intentional or not. Because it's better don't have any infol then retarded patchs and broken promises.
So really, it was worthless. All the "information" is a joke. Is this how all of his shows are or do some actually contain information?
Unfortunately all of his shows are like this. It really could be a good show if he would actually interview people and let the humor come naturally instead of trying so hard to be funny, staging skits that are worse than bad SNL. I want to like the show but it really feels like it's target audience is Dane Cook fans. That's great to see him wasting the time of all those Blizzard employees when they could be doing something more useful like doing real interviews or working on D3.
I found the show to be awful and it was a waste of time to watch. We did not get any new information and the information that was given were just jokes.
It would have been funnier if they had some strange looks for the female monk. Showing the 5th class as the Rainbowmancer.
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Amid the pandemonium that was the Jace Hall Show, the wisecracks shot long-standing Diablo mysteries and criticisms surfaced for their brief moments of limelight. Following the announcement on our homepage last Tuesday, episode one has aired on IGN's website. Diablo developers entered the scene at 3:52 with Jay Wilson, complete with a plumed pirate hat.
To the dismay of Wilson, who pleaded for discussion of the mysterious fifth class, discussion was immediately drawn to the equally mysterious chat gem (see Chat Gem Through the Ages). The only logic step from there was a class entirely devoted to the chat gem, a Bard (sarcasm only- this was denied by Wilson in an interview with Game Informer last October;
In case the board flew by faster than your eyes could read, here's what was scribbled on the whiteboard:
UNICORN COUNT: 65
The Epic Adventures of Turd, the Barbarian
O-LIKE D2 (Like WoW)
Is it as good as WoW?
NEED MORE COLORZ!!!
However, for speculation's sake, notice that at 7:42 the gigantic cardboard cutout of none other than Diablo II: Lord of Destruction's Druid class. Could that be a hint, a coincidence, or a clever ruse?
Expect the second episode of season three, also promised to include a bit on Blizzard, sometime in the coming month. Also, keep your eyes peeled throughout February for some special articles we will be running on mods from Diablo I and Diablo II!
Diablo III Analyst
SC2Mapster
If you want to arrange it
This world you can change it
If we could somehow make this
Christmas thing last
By helping a neighbor
Or even a stranger
And to know who needs help
You need only just ask
My thoughts exactly.
Honestly, does this surprise you? I don't like to be a downer, in fact, I rarely ever wish to look on the down side of things without making an attempt to be funny, but I have to point out the obvious and be rather unhappy about it. We know that significant progress on this game won't happen until after World of Warcraft gets its new expansion completed and put out on the shelves. If anything, this one episode has convinced me to not watch this guy ever again. All this was, in my mind, was a failed attempt to hype Diablo 3. The discussion of the whole bard thing instantaneously turned my mood sour and, IMO, was just the neutral polish on the proverbial turd.
Personally, I'm going to watch all of these new MMO games come out and try to compete with WoW and see which, if any, puts a real dent in WoW's population while I dream of playing D3. The only MMO coming out that I can see actually having a chance to do any real competition is Star Trek's MMO. Then, being the hopeful kinda guy that I am, I predict that IF any new MMO release does any significant damage to WoW, Blizzard directs all of their resources to completing Diablo 3 as a counter to this new threat.
Avast ye! Scyberdragon be te thank for the sig, arr!
A number of thoughts of that...
1) I'm pretty sure there's no class, or even a mix of classes, in the realm of Sanctuary that could accurately represent MJ.
2) Diablo corrupted priests in D2 and, unless you live in under a rock, we all know what priests and MJ have in common. (if you believe he didn't do it, ignore this particualr thought)
3) If Blizzard makes a pair of unique white gloves, I'm going to facepalm first and then laugh my unholy arse off quickly thereafter then give them props if MJ's family doesn't decide to sue them.
4) Bard's have already been confirmed as NOT being in D3 and, to the best of my knowledge, there are no elves in Sanctuary. These two things would have been the closest representation to MJ; in other words, you have an infinitely better chance of seeing him in The Elder Scrolls series than in Diablo.
Avast ye! Scyberdragon be te thank for the sig, arr!
No doubt, ;).
Diablo III Analyst
SC2Mapster
Yes, it was sarcasm. Everything in the show was sarcastic, everything on the whiteboard was sarcastic, and Diablo III has already been shown (and was not an MMO) and been declared to not be an MMO. It was sarcasm
I wasn't surprised to see no actual information. I was surprised to see nobody wearing the D3 rainbow t-shirt.
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Yeah... Blizz's creativity is really going out the window lately.
-Witch Doctor to Diablo III
-Fury system from WoW, moved to D3
-Patch 1.13 (the text explaination was used before)
-Whiteboard gags
-Bard
I really wish they'd stop recycling ideas and come up with some new stuff.
As far as I understand it, the show is only about humor in popular media. However, the way Blizzard was stressing this made it seem like we should be expecting something interesting out of it, which I don't think we got. Okay, good humor, that's fine. It would have been nice to be a little more informed about it beforehand, though.
People from blizz allways makes the fans upset. I wonder if it's intentional or not. Because it's better don't have any infol then retarded patchs and broken promises.
Unfortunately all of his shows are like this. It really could be a good show if he would actually interview people and let the humor come naturally instead of trying so hard to be funny, staging skits that are worse than bad SNL. I want to like the show but it really feels like it's target audience is Dane Cook fans. That's great to see him wasting the time of all those Blizzard employees when they could be doing something more useful like doing real interviews or working on D3.
It would have been funnier if they had some strange looks for the female monk. Showing the 5th class as the Rainbowmancer.