Throughout these forums I keep running into the idea of the Barb, so I'm going to have a little fun xD
While his prowess with a Blade, Bow or Magic may not be that of legend, His Metal surely is. This warrior needs not such foolish equipment as armor, he needs only a Gojira Tee and his trusty Axe to melt even the most powerful demons with his ear-raping skills.
Talent Trees: Progressive Metal:
Prying Open My Third Eye 1/1: All matter is just a fabrication of his own conciousness, for without himself to construct a form and idea of an object out of thought, It cannot exist. PASSIVE: Reduces all damage taken by 112.35813853211% All exess damage negated is converted to a buff that increases attack speed by X%.
Bloodrocuted 1/1: The Bard cuts his wrists and uses his own blood as a conductor to Bloodrocute and drown all those who dare challenge him. ACTIVE: Damages the Bard for 2 Percent of total life pool per second, Damages all ememies in a 15 yard radius for 10x the damage that Bloodrocute damages the Bard per second.
Eat Fetus: . . . Yeah, He's that metal. ACTIVE (Requires Corpse): Increases health restored by Health Orbs by 10percent for each stack of 'Eat Fetus' Active. Effect lasts 15 seconds, stacks and timer refreshes for each fetus eaten.
Death Come Near Me 1/1: The Bard is in a constant state of depression so Brutal that at the very sight of him makes even the foulest demon slay themselves. AURA - Damages every monster around the Bard for X% of total life, where X equals how many Stacks of "Eat Fetus" are currently active. Refreshes Every 3 seconds.
Going to bed now, I may keep on going if I am really bored sometime.
I'm gonna kill myself due to this thread. I swear to God. This could have been done using just your imagination..the outcome could have been waaaaaay funnier..but nooooooooooo, YOU had to spoil the Diablo-Metal relation! May you burn in hell.