Well, I just logged onto www.blizzard.com and saw they were announcing "Warcraft: Heroes of Azeroth". I visited the site and it looks like Warcraft III turned RPG. I'm pretty sure it is another April Fool's prank, due to the noticeably poor editing of the Warcraft III box covers.
-Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one, and only, truth.
im just waiting for the year that blizzard annouces something thats actually true, the joke would be its for real. how many people would believe something like "D3 set for an August '07 release", everyone will be all "no way thats for real its totally an aprils fools joke". then its BAM!!!! gotcha blizzard fans, haha.
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-Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one, and only, truth.
That was the poorest joke so far. Anyone who's ever seen WC3 knows it's fake, but I guess it's directed to all new WoW players.
The best one so far was the Wisp joke last year. They had a special racial ability called "Permanent Death", in which the wisp could comletely destroy himself (like a Hardcore character) in order to save his team mates. I saw people months later still complaining about the stupid racial ability
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haha, thats is Warcraft 3 for sure, look at the screenshots- they even have the video form the beginning where the Druid comes in to the King's council haha. Thats insane. you know what would be funny? If they released that game and it was exactly the same was Warcraft 3, only they gave it a different name- and when you put the disc in, it had warcraft 3 on the menu hahaha
id laugh my ass off
all the noobs would be so confused
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The best one so far was the Wisp joke last year. They had a special racial ability called "Permanent Death", in which the wisp could comletely destroy himself (like a Hardcore character) in order to save his team mates. I saw people months later still complaining about the stupid racial ability
did you see the create character menu with the wisps in it? There was one with an extremely ridiculous moustache on the face! I almost fell off the chair when i first saw it.
The LoD rap feature was a successfull joke too. Every npc would have a rap song if u chose that option. They even uploaded a Deckard Cain Rap song! priceless!
I wish I still had my copies of D2 and LoD I havent played games lately because my Mom wont let me upload any on her computer because she says they give voruses- she doesnt understand blizzard monitors and most viruses or hacks that come through are gone almost as soon as they come... so I have to get internet on my PoS computer and play I guess...or get a new computer.
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Sealed by this deadened song
Sinking in toneless comatose
Come and tear my skin, fear what's within
Its massive darkness filling my world
Submerged rage writing unspoken words
work? is just WCIII, they already have all that stuff. the just described WCIII as a WOW RTS, if you havent played WCIII you knew it was fake right away, i guess they are trying to fool the people who have only played WOW.
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-Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one, and only, truth.
Dude, hows it work? Blizzard has so many people wokring on soem thing at once- so the layout for the page and shit wasnt anyhting- they probably all just sat aorudn to amke up the storyline, and then the screenshots and things werent hard to get at all...that probably took an hour at most to create the whole page.
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Stars aligning fragments of the memories
Parallel truth, awaken in translucence
Sealed by this deadened song
Sinking in toneless comatose
Come and tear my skin, fear what's within
Its massive darkness filling my world
Submerged rage writing unspoken words
I personally think it would be wise of Blizzard to post tomorrow - "April Fool's, Blizzard fans! On the other hand, we are announcing BlizzCon 07, set for this summer!"
The tin foil hat on the site is great to, read all about it on the blizz page this part i just thought was funny as hell
"The schematic for the Tinfoil Hat can be obtained by high-level characters from two faction-specific vendor NPCs in or around Area 52 that sell the schematic to anyone. There is, however, a catch. The creative masterminds who invented the Tinfoil Hat, special engineers Sculder and Mully, are extremely suspicious of any and all visitors. They use Gnomish Cloaking Devices and their own Tinfoil Hats to stay out of sight, and they will only reveal themselves to connoisseurs of their favorite foods -- Dried Mushroom Rations for Sculder, and Dried Fruit Rations for Mully (these items can be bought in Thrallmar and Honor Hold)."
this is Blizzard's worst april fool's thus far, the wisp one was awesome, as was the pandaren army, twoheaded orges as a playable race in WOW, uh what was that other good one? Pandaren Express was it? hot food in a box delivered lickidy quik, or your money back.
anyone come across an NPC called Linkin in WOW, its Link from Legend of Zelda.
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-Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one, and only, truth.
-Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one, and only, truth.
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why does it seem like its describing WCIII? its like they converted WOW back into WC
and dont forget this
http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/info/items/tinfoilhat.xml
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im just waiting for the year that blizzard annouces something thats actually true, the joke would be its for real. how many people would believe something like "D3 set for an August '07 release", everyone will be all "no way thats for real its totally an aprils fools joke". then its BAM!!!! gotcha blizzard fans, haha.
i just love the box editing
The best one so far was the Wisp joke last year. They had a special racial ability called "Permanent Death", in which the wisp could comletely destroy himself (like a Hardcore character) in order to save his team mates. I saw people months later still complaining about the stupid racial ability
Parallel truth, awaken in translucence
Sealed by this deadened song
Sinking in toneless comatose
Come and tear my skin, fear what's within
Its massive darkness filling my world
Submerged rage writing unspoken words
did you see the create character menu with the wisps in it? There was one with an extremely ridiculous moustache on the face! I almost fell off the chair when i first saw it.
The LoD rap feature was a successfull joke too. Every npc would have a rap song if u chose that option. They even uploaded a Deckard Cain Rap song! priceless!
I havent played games lately because my Mom wont let me upload any on her computer because she says they give voruses- she doesnt understand blizzard monitors and most viruses or hacks that come through are gone almost as soon as they come...
so I have to get internet on my PoS computer and play I guess...or get a new computer.
Parallel truth, awaken in translucence
Sealed by this deadened song
Sinking in toneless comatose
Come and tear my skin, fear what's within
Its massive darkness filling my world
Submerged rage writing unspoken words
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Parallel truth, awaken in translucence
Sealed by this deadened song
Sinking in toneless comatose
Come and tear my skin, fear what's within
Its massive darkness filling my world
Submerged rage writing unspoken words
Wouldn't that make people a little more anxious?!
"The schematic for the Tinfoil Hat can be obtained by high-level characters from two faction-specific vendor NPCs in or around Area 52 that sell the schematic to anyone. There is, however, a catch. The creative masterminds who invented the Tinfoil Hat, special engineers Sculder and Mully, are extremely suspicious of any and all visitors. They use Gnomish Cloaking Devices and their own Tinfoil Hats to stay out of sight, and they will only reveal themselves to connoisseurs of their favorite foods -- Dried Mushroom Rations for Sculder, and Dried Fruit Rations for Mully (these items can be bought in Thrallmar and Honor Hold)."
this is Blizzard's worst april fool's thus far, the wisp one was awesome, as was the pandaren army, twoheaded orges as a playable race in WOW, uh what was that other good one? Pandaren Express was it? hot food in a box delivered lickidy quik, or your money back.
anyone come across an NPC called Linkin in WOW, its Link from Legend of Zelda.
No joke, I bet they get paid big bucks as well.
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