Master Carlos, I have retrieved a copy of 300 and am begining to watch it. I will post my own thoughts of it after I am finished.
P.S. Lmfao ferret...
EDIT:
I'm going to record my thoughts as I watch it:
-Why are they trying to make the little kid look evil?
-They couldn't get a better looking wolf?
-"Only spartan women give birth to real men" lmfao that was good
-Were shirts not invented for men yet?
-Do they really need to go to slow motion just to throw 5 guys in a pit?
-Will the narrater ever stfu?
-C'mon.. If you're gunna show boob make it one people want to see...
-Slow motion money falling.. ok..
-Looking into the camera.. great directing work*cough*
-The sex scene shouldn't be gettin me off should it?
-Ok I'm getting used to the narrater even though he sounds like Obi-Wan Kenobi
-He asked them their profession i was expecting the spartans to shout "Warrior" not "HAWOO HAWOO HAWOO!"
-Gollum's in this movie? lmfao
-I hate when someone manages to walk close enough to someone just so they can be caught when they fall over.. whisper something and then die
-Tree of dead people.. nuff said..
-And entire navy defeated just by the spartans eyes!
-I wish i could jump that far
-The wit is good
-None of these guys look fucking persian >.<
-I know everyone rips on the slow motion parts.. but i see why..
-Inaccurate use of the phalynx
-Extra slow motion.. no wonder this movies 2 fucking hours
-All those arrows and not a single man down? Brilliant
-Cavalry kicks the fuck out of phalynx.. sorry..
-Unless they send in cavalry one at a time? honestly..
-I have an hour left and im hella annoyed..
-Slow motion walking through a hall.. ENOUGH!
-I like his wife but women didn't have that big a role in spartan society
-"No reason we can't be civil" while talking with mouth full and man being stabbed lol funny stuff.. again i like the wit
-Ok they didn't kill that many people yet so wheres there a damn mountain of bodies?
-OMG A SPARTAN DIED FINALLY!
-A giant.. seriously?
-The immortals look like trolls..
-Sword through the brachial doesnt kill giants
-Ok i want the narrator to stfu again..
-Music sounds cool but for some reason it doesnt fit for me..
-They rode elaphents not rhinos.. rhinos are 80% blind and they dont live in asia
-The original molotav cocktail hahaha
-Flying glass and flames kills persians but not spartans
-Another giant with gigan arms.. alrighty..
-Goat people.. i thoguht this was supposed to be based on something that actually happened?
-Haha more ass and titties..
-I find myself watching the clock for it to be over..
-I will be so happy when this movie is over in 30 minutes..
-Hmm.. surrounded? no lets not move to a more tactical position none of them are gunna die anyways..
-That doesnt even cover his eye..
-Iv heard the "Tonight we dine in hell" thing before but honestly.. wtf does that mean? it says to me "were gunna die and then were gunna burn in hell.. that sound comforting to you assholes?"
-This just popped into my head and I may be wrong.. But didn't sparta have a Republic government not a monarchy?
-I really don't see what the purpose of showing the people back in sparta is for.. Ill wait to see if they tie together but so far it looks like its just killing time.. and its pissing me off
-Omg narrator shut the fuck up..
-20 more minutes of this crap?
-WTF? He kneels? No matter what your plan is you dont do that..
-Ok he got back up.. arrows again.. no ones hit.. again
-Apparantly that guy cant dodge a spear from 30 yards away..
-Ok now the arrows hit
-DIE ALREADY JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST
-Thank you..
-How can that guy tell how it ended if he wasnt there?
-Slow motion ending.. go figure..
-Last 10 minutes are credits thank you god!
Final Thoughts:
Ok.. over all I'll give it a 2/10... .5 for the good acting, .5 for the atmospher, .5 for the dialogue and another .5 for the good wit every once in a while. That's being generous. I am sorry to say that this movie really was terrible. The fight scenes weren't bad but that doesn't make a good movie. The bad out weighed the good I'm afraid, heavily out weighed the good.. I'm sorry, Master Carlos, but this movie wasn't worth the time it took to download
-Why are they trying to make the little kid look evil?
-They couldn't get a better looking wolf?
-"Only spartan women give birth to real men" lmfao that was good
-Were shirts not invented for men yet?
-Do they really need to go to slow motion just to throw 5 guys in a pit?
-Will the narrater ever stfu?
-C'mon.. If you're gunna show boob make it one people want to see...
-Slow motion money falling.. ok..
-Looking into the camera.. great directing work*cough*
-The sex scene shouldn't be gettin me off should it?
-Ok I'm getting used to the narrater even though he sounds like Obi-Wan Kenobi
-He asked them their profession i was expecting the spartans to shout "Warrior" not "HAWOO HAWOO HAWOO!"
-Gollum's in this movie? lmfao
-I hate when someone manages to walk close enough to someone just so they can be caught when they fall over.. whisper something and then die
-Tree of dead people.. nuff said..
-And entire navy defeated just by the spartans eyes!
-I wish i could jump that far
-The wit is good
-None of these guys look fucking persian >.<
-I know everyone rips on the slow motion parts.. but i see why..
-Inaccurate use of the phalynx
-Extra slow motion.. no wonder this movies 2 fucking hours
-All those arrows and not a single man down? Brilliant
-Cavalry kicks the fuck out of phalynx.. sorry..
-Unless they send in cavalry one at a time? honestly..
-I have an hour left and im hella annoyed..
-Slow motion walking through a hall.. ENOUGH!
-I like his wife but women didn't have that big a role in spartan society
-"No reason we can't be civil" while talking with mouth open and man being stabbed lol funny stuff.. again i like the wit
-Ok they didn't kill that many people yet so wheres there a damn mountain of bodies?
-OMG A SPARTAN DIED FINALLY!
-A giant.. seriously?
-The immortals look like trolls..
-Sword through the brachial doesnt kill giants
-Ok i want the narrator to stfu again..
-Music sounds cool but for some reason it doesnt fit for me..
-They rode elaphents not rhinos.. rhinos are 80% blind and they dont live in asia
-The original molotav cocktail hahaha
-Flying glass and flames kills persians but not spartans
-Another giant with gigan arms.. alrighty..
-Goat people.. i thoguht this was supposed to be based on something that actually happened?
-Haha more ass and titties..
-I find myself watching the clock for it to be over..
-I will be so happy when this movie is over in 30 minutes..
-Hmm.. surrounded? no lets not move to a more tactical position none of them are gunna die anyways..
-That doesnt even cover his eye..
-Iv heard the "Tonight we dine in hell" thing before but honestly.. wtf does that mean? it says to me "were gunna die and then were gunna burn in hell.. that sound comforting to you assholes?"
-This just popped into my head and I may be wrong.. But didn't sparta have a Republic government not a monarchy?
-I really don't see what the purpose of showing the people back in sparta is for.. Ill wait to see if they tie together but so far it looks like its just killing time.. and its pissing me off
-Omg narrator shut the fuck up..
-20 more minutes of this crap?
-WTF? He kneels? No matter what your plan is you dont do that..
-Ok he got back up.. arrows again.. no ones hit.. again
-Apparantly that guy cant dodge a spear from 30 yards away..
-Ok now the arrows hit
-DIE ALREADY JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST
-Thank you..
-How can that guy tell how it ended if he wasnt there?
-Slow motion ending.. go figure..
-Last 10 minutes are credits thank you god!
Final Thoughts:
Ok.. over all I'll give it a 2/10... .5 for the good acting, .5 for the atmospher, .5 for the dialogue and another .5 for the good wit every once in a while. That's being generous. I am sorry to say that this movie really was terrible. The fight scenes weren't bad but that doesn't make a good movie. The bad out weighed the good I'm afraid, heavily out weighed the good.. I'm sorry, Master Carlos, but this movie wasn't worth the time it took to download.
LOL! I don't have that kind of time on my hand. If I happen to watch a movie that turns out to be god awful I'll try. And I didn't tear the movie appart.. It was barely put together. That ranks up there with Star Ship Troopers and Napolean Dynamite.
Sorry Murder. And if we are going to talk about off-topic stuff on this thread I'd like you guys to include something about SLAYERS or SICK. It will help from keeping it all over the place, and on-topic.
Due to inactivity and unwillingness to remain among us, Saber and Warlord have been removed. Winston has taken our extra Decurion position as he was Decurion for ASSASINS. He still needs to completely adapt to our system, but he's doing very well.
Alot of you are joining WoW. Post a reply to this telling me what your preference is, whether Horde or Alliance. I prefer Alliance, and if enough people prefer Alliance I will stay on there. Horde is ok, but Alliance is where I like it.
After Alliance vs. Horde has been settled we will pick a server.
I have made my decision, and my mind is unchangable. i am going to have 2 characters, 2 DPS warriors. One on Alliance with you Carlos. and One with mah buddy Ferret. But i will probably play both an equal amount, and i will join the server of your guys' choice, as i have no preference as to which one we use.
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LOL! I don't have that kind of time on my hand. If I happen to watch a movie that turns out to be god awful I'll try. And I didn't tear the movie appart.. It was barely put together. That ranks up there with Star Ship Troopers and Napolean Dynamite.
i agree, napolean dynamite was TERRIBLE. i hate that stupid movie. i have never seen star ship troopers tho.
Beowulf was a decent movie, but it was AMAZINGLY Inacurate. Grendels mother was not as hot as angelena jolie, and the dragon was not the son of Beowulf and grendels mother. also, beowulf never became king. when it shows how all of beowulfs men died by grendels mother, thats not true either... they all ran away from fighting the dragon. they were not as loyal to Beowulf as Wiglaf was.
Beowulf was a fairly decent movie besides the fact that it was inacurate.
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Master Carlos, I have retrieved a copy of 300 and am begining to watch it. I will post my own thoughts of it after I am finished.
P.S. Lmfao ferret...
EDIT:
I'm going to record my thoughts as I watch it:
-Why are they trying to make the little kid look evil?
-They couldn't get a better looking wolf?
-"Only spartan women give birth to real men" lmfao that was good
-Were shirts not invented for men yet?
-Do they really need to go to slow motion just to throw 5 guys in a pit?
-Will the narrater ever stfu?
-C'mon.. If you're gunna show boob make it one people want to see...
-Slow motion money falling.. ok..
-Looking into the camera.. great directing work*cough*
-The sex scene shouldn't be gettin me off should it?
-Ok I'm getting used to the narrater even though he sounds like Obi-Wan Kenobi
-He asked them their profession i was expecting the spartans to shout "Warrior" not "HAWOO HAWOO HAWOO!"
-Gollum's in this movie? lmfao
-I hate when someone manages to walk close enough to someone just so they can be caught when they fall over.. whisper something and then die
-Tree of dead people.. nuff said..
-And entire navy defeated just by the spartans eyes!
-I wish i could jump that far
-The wit is good
-None of these guys look fucking persian >.<
-I know everyone rips on the slow motion parts.. but i see why..
-Inaccurate use of the phalynx
-Extra slow motion.. no wonder this movies 2 fucking hours
-All those arrows and not a single man down? Brilliant
-Cavalry kicks the fuck out of phalynx.. sorry..
-Unless they send in cavalry one at a time? honestly..
-I have an hour left and im hella annoyed..
-Slow motion walking through a hall.. ENOUGH!
-I like his wife but women didn't have that big a role in spartan society
-"No reason we can't be civil" while talking with mouth full and man being stabbed lol funny stuff.. again i like the wit
-Ok they didn't kill that many people yet so wheres there a damn mountain of bodies?
-OMG A SPARTAN DIED FINALLY!
-A giant.. seriously?
-The immortals look like trolls..
-Sword through the brachial doesnt kill giants
-Ok i want the narrator to stfu again..
-Music sounds cool but for some reason it doesnt fit for me..
-They rode elaphents not rhinos.. rhinos are 80% blind and they dont live in asia
-The original molotav cocktail hahaha
-Flying glass and flames kills persians but not spartans
-Another giant with gigan arms.. alrighty..
-Goat people.. i thoguht this was supposed to be based on something that actually happened?
-Haha more ass and titties..
-I find myself watching the clock for it to be over..
-I will be so happy when this movie is over in 30 minutes..
-Hmm.. surrounded? no lets not move to a more tactical position none of them are gunna die anyways..
-That doesnt even cover his eye..
-Iv heard the "Tonight we dine in hell" thing before but honestly.. wtf does that mean? it says to me "were gunna die and then were gunna burn in hell.. that sound comforting to you assholes?"
-This just popped into my head and I may be wrong.. But didn't sparta have a Republic government not a monarchy?
-I really don't see what the purpose of showing the people back in sparta is for.. Ill wait to see if they tie together but so far it looks like its just killing time.. and its pissing me off
-Omg narrator shut the fuck up..
-20 more minutes of this crap?
-WTF? He kneels? No matter what your plan is you dont do that..
-Ok he got back up.. arrows again.. no ones hit.. again
-Apparantly that guy cant dodge a spear from 30 yards away..
-Ok now the arrows hit
-DIE ALREADY JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST
-Thank you..
-How can that guy tell how it ended if he wasnt there?
-Slow motion ending.. go figure..
-Last 10 minutes are credits thank you god!
Final Thoughts:
Ok.. over all I'll give it a 2/10... .5 for the good acting, .5 for the atmospher, .5 for the dialogue and another .5 for the good wit every once in a while. That's being generous. I am sorry to say that this movie really was terrible. The fight scenes weren't bad but that doesn't make a good movie. The bad out weighed the good I'm afraid, heavily out weighed the good.. I'm sorry, Master Carlos, but this movie wasn't worth the time it took to download
KILL.....YOUR....SELF. Seriously. I guess you should be a critic, you seem to have a taste for all the crap they like. This movie wasn't meant to be accurate, or for it to have all the other crap. What was it made for then? To appeal to a man. Glorified and exagerated, yes. And you know what? They did it in the best way it can ever be done. Its everything I loved in LoTR in a little package. The one thing that shot it down from Top 1 for me was that the queen cheated on him.
Teh, you are to report tomorrow at 5am for training. Winston, you will join him for supporting him. Do I make myself clear?
KILL.....YOUR....SELF. Seriously. I guess you should be a critic, you seem to have a taste for all the crap they like. This movie wasn't meant to be accurate, or for it to have all the other crap. What was it made for then? To appeal to a man. Glorified and exagerated, yes. And you know what? They did it in the best way it can ever be done. Its everything I loved in LoTR in a little package. The one thing that shot it down from Top 1 for me was that the queen cheated on him.
Teh, you are to report tomorrow at 5am for training. Winston, you will join him for supporting him. Do I make myself clear?
lol. nice one guys. would you like me to come and chill with ya'll? keep you company? maybe run around the the world with you guys a few times? im sure that is what you will have to endure =P
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lol. nice one guys. would you like me to come and chill with ya'll? keep you company? maybe run around the the world with you guys a few times? im sure that is what you will have to endure =P
Nope, you have no idea what these guys are gonna go through. First I'm gonna work them, then I'm gonna fight them with the intent to kill. Then I'm gonna work them some more, and then fight them. It will be an extremely long day for these two.
To be honest, I don't understand how a gladius can sever limbs with a single chop, but w/e.
And I was always confused at how the Spartans survived the arrows, I mean, at least a couple should die.
And in the movie, did they survive, like, did they win? Because from what I remember in the real battle, the Spartans all died, lost, but the Persians were all like "Now we have to fight an ARMY of these guys? No thanks." and turned around.
I dont c how you could hate this movie so much, its sounds like you worked against the movie instead of reasoning. If that movie gets a 2 then all the movies b4 it get a 1
To be honest, I don't understand how a gladius can sever limbs with a single chop, but w/e.
And I was always confused at how the Spartans survived the arrows, I mean, at least a couple should die.
And in the movie, did they survive, like, did they win? Because from what I remember in the real battle, the Spartans all died, lost, but the Persians were all like "Now we have to fight an ARMY of these guys? No thanks." and turned around.
To set a few things straight:
A Gladius and any other sword with weight over 6 lbs can sever a limb. Even the dull ones. The force from a true swing fractures the bone, while the blade cuts the flesh. If the blade is dull there must be enough force to tear tenden and flesh together.
The Phalanx in this movie was accurate. The only portion that was exaggerated were the Persians not attempting to stab and jab over the phalanx when they slammed into it.
Woman were more highly carried by Spartans then any other civilization at that time. They were allowed into poletics. For marriage, if the man was strong enough to hold her down and force himself onto her that constituted marriage. If she was able to fend him off, he was disgraced.
Spartans were true warriors and they sacked several nearby villages, towns and force slavary out of them.
The Spartan shield was made from wood and bronze and was the largest and most well designed shield of it's time. It is fully funcional enough to stop low powered arrows that were the standard for their day. No they didn't have to have one die.
The true story goes, 300 Spartans killed anywhere from 6,000 persians to 100,000 persians before the 300 died. That number even at 300 vs 6,000 is largest underdog victory in military history.
There are scribes in battle that watch from a retreated distance that run and give reports if a battle is lost, won. Look up Marathon.
There were a few distinctive facts that won this war. The 300 Spartans held off long enough to allow the Greek ramming ships to sink many of the persians boats.
The Persian nation was made up to 10 different unique type of different countries. So they were not all "Persian." The persian nation was largest in history.
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I would like to add something else to what NoExplanation said. Ancient history such as this is very difficult to predict what actually happened. Another source I read was that the rest of the Spartans (After the engagement of the 300) stayed in a defensive position behind their kingdom and awaited the Persian assault until the Persians lost their taste for battle and retreated.
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Outstanding. Commander I have learned that the pen is mightier then the sword. What do you think?
http://us.battle.net...ile/vadle-1714/
http://us.battle.net...4/hero/34530475
P.S. Lmfao ferret...
EDIT:
I'm going to record my thoughts as I watch it:
-Why are they trying to make the little kid look evil?
-They couldn't get a better looking wolf?
-"Only spartan women give birth to real men" lmfao that was good
-Were shirts not invented for men yet?
-Do they really need to go to slow motion just to throw 5 guys in a pit?
-Will the narrater ever stfu?
-C'mon.. If you're gunna show boob make it one people want to see...
-Slow motion money falling.. ok..
-Looking into the camera.. great directing work*cough*
-The sex scene shouldn't be gettin me off should it?
-Ok I'm getting used to the narrater even though he sounds like Obi-Wan Kenobi
-He asked them their profession i was expecting the spartans to shout "Warrior" not "HAWOO HAWOO HAWOO!"
-Gollum's in this movie? lmfao
-I hate when someone manages to walk close enough to someone just so they can be caught when they fall over.. whisper something and then die
-Tree of dead people.. nuff said..
-And entire navy defeated just by the spartans eyes!
-I wish i could jump that far
-The wit is good
-None of these guys look fucking persian >.<
-I know everyone rips on the slow motion parts.. but i see why..
-Inaccurate use of the phalynx
-Extra slow motion.. no wonder this movies 2 fucking hours
-All those arrows and not a single man down? Brilliant
-Cavalry kicks the fuck out of phalynx.. sorry..
-Unless they send in cavalry one at a time? honestly..
-I have an hour left and im hella annoyed..
-Slow motion walking through a hall.. ENOUGH!
-I like his wife but women didn't have that big a role in spartan society
-"No reason we can't be civil" while talking with mouth full and man being stabbed lol funny stuff.. again i like the wit
-Ok they didn't kill that many people yet so wheres there a damn mountain of bodies?
-OMG A SPARTAN DIED FINALLY!
-A giant.. seriously?
-The immortals look like trolls..
-Sword through the brachial doesnt kill giants
-Ok i want the narrator to stfu again..
-Music sounds cool but for some reason it doesnt fit for me..
-They rode elaphents not rhinos.. rhinos are 80% blind and they dont live in asia
-The original molotav cocktail hahaha
-Flying glass and flames kills persians but not spartans
-Another giant with gigan arms.. alrighty..
-Goat people.. i thoguht this was supposed to be based on something that actually happened?
-Haha more ass and titties..
-I find myself watching the clock for it to be over..
-I will be so happy when this movie is over in 30 minutes..
-Hmm.. surrounded? no lets not move to a more tactical position none of them are gunna die anyways..
-That doesnt even cover his eye..
-Iv heard the "Tonight we dine in hell" thing before but honestly.. wtf does that mean? it says to me "were gunna die and then were gunna burn in hell.. that sound comforting to you assholes?"
-This just popped into my head and I may be wrong.. But didn't sparta have a Republic government not a monarchy?
-I really don't see what the purpose of showing the people back in sparta is for.. Ill wait to see if they tie together but so far it looks like its just killing time.. and its pissing me off
-Omg narrator shut the fuck up..
-20 more minutes of this crap?
-WTF? He kneels? No matter what your plan is you dont do that..
-Ok he got back up.. arrows again.. no ones hit.. again
-Apparantly that guy cant dodge a spear from 30 yards away..
-Ok now the arrows hit
-DIE ALREADY JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST
-Thank you..
-How can that guy tell how it ended if he wasnt there?
-Slow motion ending.. go figure..
-Last 10 minutes are credits thank you god!
Final Thoughts:
Ok.. over all I'll give it a 2/10... .5 for the good acting, .5 for the atmospher, .5 for the dialogue and another .5 for the good wit every once in a while. That's being generous. I am sorry to say that this movie really was terrible. The fight scenes weren't bad but that doesn't make a good movie. The bad out weighed the good I'm afraid, heavily out weighed the good.. I'm sorry, Master Carlos, but this movie wasn't worth the time it took to download
-Why are they trying to make the little kid look evil?
-They couldn't get a better looking wolf?
-"Only spartan women give birth to real men" lmfao that was good
-Were shirts not invented for men yet?
-Do they really need to go to slow motion just to throw 5 guys in a pit?
-Will the narrater ever stfu?
-C'mon.. If you're gunna show boob make it one people want to see...
-Slow motion money falling.. ok..
-Looking into the camera.. great directing work*cough*
-The sex scene shouldn't be gettin me off should it?
-Ok I'm getting used to the narrater even though he sounds like Obi-Wan Kenobi
-He asked them their profession i was expecting the spartans to shout "Warrior" not "HAWOO HAWOO HAWOO!"
-Gollum's in this movie? lmfao
-I hate when someone manages to walk close enough to someone just so they can be caught when they fall over.. whisper something and then die
-Tree of dead people.. nuff said..
-And entire navy defeated just by the spartans eyes!
-I wish i could jump that far
-The wit is good
-None of these guys look fucking persian >.<
-I know everyone rips on the slow motion parts.. but i see why..
-Inaccurate use of the phalynx
-Extra slow motion.. no wonder this movies 2 fucking hours
-All those arrows and not a single man down? Brilliant
-Cavalry kicks the fuck out of phalynx.. sorry..
-Unless they send in cavalry one at a time? honestly..
-I have an hour left and im hella annoyed..
-Slow motion walking through a hall.. ENOUGH!
-I like his wife but women didn't have that big a role in spartan society
-"No reason we can't be civil" while talking with mouth open and man being stabbed lol funny stuff.. again i like the wit
-Ok they didn't kill that many people yet so wheres there a damn mountain of bodies?
-OMG A SPARTAN DIED FINALLY!
-A giant.. seriously?
-The immortals look like trolls..
-Sword through the brachial doesnt kill giants
-Ok i want the narrator to stfu again..
-Music sounds cool but for some reason it doesnt fit for me..
-They rode elaphents not rhinos.. rhinos are 80% blind and they dont live in asia
-The original molotav cocktail hahaha
-Flying glass and flames kills persians but not spartans
-Another giant with gigan arms.. alrighty..
-Goat people.. i thoguht this was supposed to be based on something that actually happened?
-Haha more ass and titties..
-I find myself watching the clock for it to be over..
-I will be so happy when this movie is over in 30 minutes..
-Hmm.. surrounded? no lets not move to a more tactical position none of them are gunna die anyways..
-That doesnt even cover his eye..
-Iv heard the "Tonight we dine in hell" thing before but honestly.. wtf does that mean? it says to me "were gunna die and then were gunna burn in hell.. that sound comforting to you assholes?"
-This just popped into my head and I may be wrong.. But didn't sparta have a Republic government not a monarchy?
-I really don't see what the purpose of showing the people back in sparta is for.. Ill wait to see if they tie together but so far it looks like its just killing time.. and its pissing me off
-Omg narrator shut the fuck up..
-20 more minutes of this crap?
-WTF? He kneels? No matter what your plan is you dont do that..
-Ok he got back up.. arrows again.. no ones hit.. again
-Apparantly that guy cant dodge a spear from 30 yards away..
-Ok now the arrows hit
-DIE ALREADY JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST
-Thank you..
-How can that guy tell how it ended if he wasnt there?
-Slow motion ending.. go figure..
-Last 10 minutes are credits thank you god!
Final Thoughts:
Ok.. over all I'll give it a 2/10... .5 for the good acting, .5 for the atmospher, .5 for the dialogue and another .5 for the good wit every once in a while. That's being generous. I am sorry to say that this movie really was terrible. The fight scenes weren't bad but that doesn't make a good movie. The bad out weighed the good I'm afraid, heavily out weighed the good.. I'm sorry, Master Carlos, but this movie wasn't worth the time it took to download.
Can you do it more often? It's awesome!
I have made my decision, and my mind is unchangable. i am going to have 2 characters, 2 DPS warriors. One on Alliance with you Carlos. and One with mah buddy Ferret. But i will probably play both an equal amount, and i will join the server of your guys' choice, as i have no preference as to which one we use.
OMFG, I LOVE YOU! hell yeah, i got teh hot chicks.
i agree, napolean dynamite was TERRIBLE. i hate that stupid movie. i have never seen star ship troopers tho.
Beowulf was a decent movie, but it was AMAZINGLY Inacurate. Grendels mother was not as hot as angelena jolie, and the dragon was not the son of Beowulf and grendels mother. also, beowulf never became king. when it shows how all of beowulfs men died by grendels mother, thats not true either... they all ran away from fighting the dragon. they were not as loyal to Beowulf as Wiglaf was.
Beowulf was a fairly decent movie besides the fact that it was inacurate.
I better get a gfg gift.
KILL.....YOUR....SELF. Seriously. I guess you should be a critic, you seem to have a taste for all the crap they like. This movie wasn't meant to be accurate, or for it to have all the other crap. What was it made for then? To appeal to a man. Glorified and exagerated, yes. And you know what? They did it in the best way it can ever be done. Its everything I loved in LoTR in a little package. The one thing that shot it down from Top 1 for me was that the queen cheated on him.
Teh, you are to report tomorrow at 5am for training. Winston, you will join him for supporting him. Do I make myself clear?
lol. nice one guys. would you like me to come and chill with ya'll? keep you company? maybe run around the the world with you guys a few times? im sure that is what you will have to endure =P
Nope, you have no idea what these guys are gonna go through. First I'm gonna work them, then I'm gonna fight them with the intent to kill. Then I'm gonna work them some more, and then fight them. It will be an extremely long day for these two.
And I was always confused at how the Spartans survived the arrows, I mean, at least a couple should die.
And in the movie, did they survive, like, did they win? Because from what I remember in the real battle, the Spartans all died, lost, but the Persians were all like "Now we have to fight an ARMY of these guys? No thanks." and turned around.
Fuck you, I'm a dragon.
To set a few things straight:
A Gladius and any other sword with weight over 6 lbs can sever a limb. Even the dull ones. The force from a true swing fractures the bone, while the blade cuts the flesh. If the blade is dull there must be enough force to tear tenden and flesh together.
The Phalanx in this movie was accurate. The only portion that was exaggerated were the Persians not attempting to stab and jab over the phalanx when they slammed into it.
Woman were more highly carried by Spartans then any other civilization at that time. They were allowed into poletics. For marriage, if the man was strong enough to hold her down and force himself onto her that constituted marriage. If she was able to fend him off, he was disgraced.
Spartans were true warriors and they sacked several nearby villages, towns and force slavary out of them.
The Spartan shield was made from wood and bronze and was the largest and most well designed shield of it's time. It is fully funcional enough to stop low powered arrows that were the standard for their day. No they didn't have to have one die.
The true story goes, 300 Spartans killed anywhere from 6,000 persians to 100,000 persians before the 300 died. That number even at 300 vs 6,000 is largest underdog victory in military history.
There are scribes in battle that watch from a retreated distance that run and give reports if a battle is lost, won. Look up Marathon.
There were a few distinctive facts that won this war. The 300 Spartans held off long enough to allow the Greek ramming ships to sink many of the persians boats.
The Persian nation was made up to 10 different unique type of different countries. So they were not all "Persian." The persian nation was largest in history.
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