Mr X - Hey dude, wanna play PVP in D2?
Simon - Sure! It stands for Pear vs Pear right? My dad says so!
Mr X - Pear you say ey? Uhm... Well.. Sure! When Im finished with you - you'r cider.
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How do you capture a Diablo?
Answer: Hide behind a bush and scream like a Mephisto!
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Decard Cain to little Wirt.
- Now, listen carefully Wirt. Before you take the mushrooms on that tree, let all the demons pass the path before it, after that you may take them back home to me.
After some hours Wirt returns home without any Mushrooms and says.
- Stupid wiseguy, there never came any demons!
PvM Player- I need a party "I love partys" I hope someone joins.
WoW Player- has entered the game.
PvM Player-Yes someone to play with! Dude party up!
WoW Player-Wtf this is'nt WOW! Im used to bad games that make me want to shoot my self in the head and poor battery acid on my eye balls.
PvM Player-Aww crap its a WoW player. Hey Tard just leave and play WoW with your Friends.
WowPlayer-I play WoW I dont have friends.
SeriousGamer has joined the game
SeriousGamer- Lets duel
WoW Player- KK I'll meet you on wow
WoW Player has left the game
PvM Player- No dude party up
SeriousGamer Has Grown Hostile
PvM Player- Dude im not gonna duel you
SeriousGamer- Why not?
PvM Player- Cuz I only kill monsters its funner.
SeriousGamer- Guhhh boring at least meet me outside of town I wanna give you something.
PvM Player- Im not stupid
Noob has joined the game
Noob- Hi guys!
PvM Player- Party up.
Noob-Whats a party?
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Spamer1032 has left the game
Noob- Dude stfu spamer1032 and GTFO!
Spamer1032 has left the game
PvM Player- Its a bot dude he cant hear you
Noob- I know he has to read it. See I made him leave.
PvM Player- Omg I hate Noobs
Serious Gamer- Your both noobs
Noob has joined PvM Player's Party
Noob-See im not a noob.
PvM Player- Kk follow me ill rush you.
Noob- Kk
PvM Player- Ok first lets clear the den.
Noob- Found It! Lets check it out.
PvM- Kk Wait for me ill brt
PvM Player has been Slain by SeriousGamer
Noob has been Slain by SeriousGamer
PvM Player-WTF DUDE! Dont do that again.
SeriousGamer-Ok
PvM Player has been Slain by SeriousGamer
Noob has been Slain by SeriousGamer
PvM Player-dude im serious stop and party.
Serious Gamer- Ok im done killing you now im gonna kill andy.
PvM Player- Thanks dude, Alright back to the Den.
PvM Player has been Slain by SeriousGamer
Noob has been Slain by SeriousGamer
SeriousGamer- Hahaha noobs.
WoW Player- has entered the game
WoW Player-Serious gamer ive been waiting for you!
SeriousGamer-Dude stfu im not gonna play Gay Of Gay Craft with you or anybody.
Spamer1032 has joined the game
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- you find an item on the street and ask your grandfather to identify it.
- you try to save and exit when you go to sleep.
- you call the local elementary school the den of evil and go around wacking the kids with a sledgehammer.
- You fish a box of books out of the canal and find a severed leg hidden under the books. Your first thought is "where's the transmute button?"
etc.
Dude I hate it when shit like that happens! Lmao asking your grandfather to identify something. Thats fucking hilarious. Guilty :/
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Mr X - Hey dude, wanna play PVP in D2?
Simon - Sure! It stands for Pear vs Pear right? My dad says so!
Mr X - Pear you say ey? Uhm... Well.. Sure! When Im finished with you - you'r cider.
----
How do you capture a Diablo?
Answer: Hide behind a bush and scream like a Mephisto!
----
Decard Cain to little Wirt.
- Now, listen carefully Wirt. Before you take the mushrooms on that tree, let all the demons pass the path before it, after that you may take them back home to me.
After some hours Wirt returns home without any Mushrooms and says.
- Stupid wiseguy, there never came any demons!
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Decard Cain is so old.. That he ows Jesus $3!
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WoW Player- has entered the game.
PvM Player-Yes someone to play with! Dude party up!
WoW Player-Wtf this is'nt WOW! Im used to bad games that make me want to shoot my self in the head and poor battery acid on my eye balls.
PvM Player-Aww crap its a WoW player. Hey Tard just leave and play WoW with your Friends.
WowPlayer-I play WoW I dont have friends.
SeriousGamer has joined the game
SeriousGamer- Lets duel
WoW Player- KK I'll meet you on wow
WoW Player has left the game
PvM Player- No dude party up
SeriousGamer Has Grown Hostile
PvM Player- Dude im not gonna duel you
SeriousGamer- Why not?
PvM Player- Cuz I only kill monsters its funner.
SeriousGamer- Guhhh boring at least meet me outside of town I wanna give you something.
PvM Player- Im not stupid
Noob has joined the game
Noob- Hi guys!
PvM Player- Party up.
Noob-Whats a party?
Spamer1032 has joined the game
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Spamer1032 has left the game
Noob- Dude stfu spamer1032 and GTFO!
Spamer1032 has left the game
PvM Player- Its a bot dude he cant hear you
Noob- I know he has to read it. See I made him leave.
PvM Player- Omg I hate Noobs
Serious Gamer- Your both noobs
Noob has joined PvM Player's Party
Noob-See im not a noob.
PvM Player- Kk follow me ill rush you.
Noob- Kk
PvM Player- Ok first lets clear the den.
Noob- Found It! Lets check it out.
PvM- Kk Wait for me ill brt
PvM Player has been Slain by SeriousGamer
Noob has been Slain by SeriousGamer
PvM Player-WTF DUDE! Dont do that again.
SeriousGamer-Ok
PvM Player has been Slain by SeriousGamer
Noob has been Slain by SeriousGamer
PvM Player-dude im serious stop and party.
Serious Gamer- Ok im done killing you now im gonna kill andy.
PvM Player- Thanks dude, Alright back to the Den.
PvM Player has been Slain by SeriousGamer
Noob has been Slain by SeriousGamer
SeriousGamer- Hahaha noobs.
WoW Player- has entered the game
WoW Player-Serious gamer ive been waiting for you!
SeriousGamer-Dude stfu im not gonna play Gay Of Gay Craft with you or anybody.
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Dude I hate it when shit like that happens! Lmao asking your grandfather to identify something. Thats fucking hilarious. Guilty :/