I'm not telling who, 'cuz it'd just piss all of you off, but it is, infact, NOT darkjay. He does, infact, post on this site. And this is how I want to kill him:
First, use the chinese torture method, even if it doesn't work he will have to go to the bathroom really really badly, then we shall stick him on a pile of wood and burn the wood, but put out the flames the moment before he dies, then we start beating on him 'till we K.O. him, we cut off an arm and then we shall cover him in catnip, sticking it wherever we can, ;), tie him up and toss him into a pit of starving cats. Then in about 2 hours we hoist him up and slap him 5 times, we take a huge hook and lower it down his throat, meanwhile kicking him in the nuts (if he has any left) and we make hte hook hook onto something and pull it out, as fast as we can, as hard as we can and we shall kill him by throwing him off Mt. Everest...Naked.
I wanna kill the person who necroed this. Also, all the new people spamming threads. And all the old people who QQ at every update. And the people who don't QQ at every update, because they're the only people left and I believe in equality.