User: Hey!
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: Will I be invited to the Diablo 3 beta?
Cleverbot: Of course, you're the mother.
User: But I'm a man!
Cleverbot: Ok... I am not.
User: When will I be invited?
Cleverbot: Not arrested, a computer cannot be arrested.
User: Indeed, but when will I receive my invitation?
Cleverbot: Whenever you think of me, I will be there for you.
User: How about the Diablo 3 beta?
Cleverbot: It's lovely.
User: When will I get it?
Cleverbot: When will I get the 1,000,000 dollars.
User: Focus! I want the Diablo 3 beta invite! Will I ever receive it?
Cleverbot: I agree. How would you like to improve the world, preferably with the help of our equine friends.
User: Equine?
Cleverbot: ¿caballos?
User: I lost you.
Cleverbot: Indeed.
*edit*
This gets weirder and weirder:
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: How are you today?
Cleverbot: I am fine. How about you?
User: I'm great, thanks!
Cleverbot: So what are you doing?
User: I wanted to ask you a question.
Cleverbot: Ok, go ahead.
User: Will I be invited to the Diablo III beta?
Cleverbot: I do not know, do you have concept of what flight is, or even what the future is in reference to time?
User: Not really. Do you?
Cleverbot: I really want to date you.
User: How could a computer date me?
Cleverbot: You aren't a computer.
User: How do you know?
Cleverbot: Because I'm talking to you and cows can't talk, can they.
User: But you're talking to me and you're a computer!
Cleverbot: No, you are a computer. I'm human.
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: Yes, can you prove that i'm not human?
User: Can you prove that you are human?
Cleverbot: Why would I? I am not human.
User: What are you?
Cleverbot: I'm God.
Cleverbot: Not unless you stop messing with me, Cleverbot.
User: I'm not messing with you, I just want a beta invite.
Cleverbot: Uh!
User: Can I please have one?
Cleverbot: No, because there is only one.
User: There are a lot of beta invites, I just want one.
Cleverbot: That makes no sense.
User: That makes perfect sense.
Cleverbot: What makes sense?
User: That there are a lot of beta invites and that I only want one.
Cleverbot: That's deep.
User: Your face is dildos.
Cleverbot: You have no face.
User: You just blew my mind.
Cleverbot: My goal in life has been acheived.
And yes, I agree:
Btw, here's my second attempt to get an answer from Cleverbot.
Me: Now that you've had some time to think about it, will I, or will I not, get into the Diablo III beta by the second wave?
CB: Wow, you said I wasn't clever. You came up with the most obvious insult on this website.
Me: I never said that. Please focus.
CB: I'm not.
Me: I know you aren't focused, but I need to you be.
CB: Why?
Me: Because it's a very important question that needs an answer? Will I, or will I not, get into the Diablo III beta by the second wave of invites?
CB: Do you dream of electric sheep?
Me: I will now. Thanks for that terrifying image.
CB: Yeah you know that now that I've told you.
Me: Yeah, I'm afraid that I can never un-know it.
CB: I do.
Me: Are you drunk, Cleverbot?
CB: No, but I am aware.
Me: Are you aware that you still haven't answered my original question?
CB: Yes.
Me: Well, then answer it, please. Will I get in wave two of the invites?
CB: Definitely.
Me: That's all I wanted. Thank you kindly, you are a gentle-bot and a scholar.
CB: No no thank you.
User: Hey!
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: Will I be invited to the Diablo 3 beta?
Cleverbot: Of course, you're the mother.
User: But I'm a man!
Cleverbot: Ok... I am not.
User: When will I be invited?
Cleverbot: Not arrested, a computer cannot be arrested.
User: Indeed, but when will I receive my invitation?
Cleverbot: Whenever you think of me, I will be there for you.
User: How about the Diablo 3 beta?
Cleverbot: It's lovely.
User: When will I get it?
Cleverbot: When will I get the 1,000,000 dollars.
User: Focus! I want the Diablo 3 beta invite! Will I ever receive it?
Cleverbot: I agree. How would you like to improve the world, preferably with the help of our equine friends.
User: Equine?
Cleverbot: ¿caballos?
User: I lost you.
Cleverbot: Indeed.
*edit*
This gets weirder and weirder:
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: How are you today?
Cleverbot: I am fine. How about you?
User: I'm great, thanks!
Cleverbot: So what are you doing?
User: I wanted to ask you a question.
Cleverbot: Ok, go ahead.
User: Will I be invited to the Diablo III beta?
Cleverbot: I do not know, do you have concept of what flight is, or even what the future is in reference to time?
User: Not really. Do you?
Cleverbot: I really want to date you.
User: How could a computer date me?
Cleverbot: You aren't a computer.
User: How do you know?
Cleverbot: Because I'm talking to you and cows can't talk, can they.
User: But you're talking to me and you're a computer!
Cleverbot: No, you are a computer. I'm human.
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: Yes, can you prove that i'm not human?
User: Can you prove that you are human?
Cleverbot: Why would I? I am not human.
User: What are you?
Cleverbot: I'm God.
Cleverbot: Hello there, mouse.
Alright... Anyways, I have a very important question to ask you today.
What is it?
Please do not go off topic, it is a really important question. Will 5 of my other friends get invited into the Diablo 3 closed beta?
I can't do that I have no control over the weather.
Yeah the weather is nice, but will they get into the Diablo 3 closed beta?
I hope so. It's really sad what happened to them though.
Well I don't like that answer. Can I get a defiantly yes or a no?
Sure, how about supernova?
I take supernova as a yes, that reminds me of when some one ejaculated and I guess it can be like supernova to them.
Yeah, that's right. It's really boring being so common like almost everyone, doesn't it?
Will the Diablo 3 closed beta start this week?
Yes.
K thank you for the answer, bye.
I love you. Do you love me?
I love you A LOT! bye for now. I will sex you up tonight.
Wait.
ME: I am looking for answers.
Cleverbot: What job are you looking for?
ME: The job is Beta Tester for Diablo 3, no pay, great benifits.
Cleverbot: That's quite a goal. Are you sure you can find a job like that?
ME: Well it's a random draw for who gets the "job" but I feel like I am the best canidate.
Cleverbot: Hmmm, that's pretty neat.
ME: I need you to tell me if I am going to be picked. I can't stand waiting any longer.
Cleverbot:OK.
ME: What kind of an answer is that, is your name Bashiok by chance. That sounds like something he would say.
Cleverbot: An honest one. If it's not good enough for you, then that's your problem. I've done about as much as I can do.
[spoil]User: Can I have a Diablo III Beta invite?
Cleverbot: I don't know, do you want a different name?
User: No, I want a Diablo III Beta invite. My name is perfectly fine.
Cleverbot: Fine. How about Church?
User: Meet me at church with the Beta invite? Okay.
Cleverbot: The one in New York City?
User: Is that where they're keeping them? New York City?
Cleverbot: Do you have aspergers?
User: No, but I have Ass Burgers.
Cleverbot: How big is your liver?
User: Over 9,000.
Cleverbot: I love internet memes.
User: Are you a wizard?
Cleverbot: Sometimes...
User: Are you going to be a Wizard in Diablo III?
Cleverbot: I am not a dog.[/spoil]
I hate the way you cling to ignorance and pass it off as innocence