It was long rumored that our ever-faithful champion, the mighty barbarian of Mt. Arreat was hiding a dark and devastating secret. At first, many though he was destined to betray our other rising heroes, in the name of The Lord of Terror himself, Diablo. Those claims and rumors were quickly sent to rest, however, when he alongside six other legendary heroes, did defeat the Lord of Terror. Now, new rumors begin to surface on what this dark calamity was that he has hidden away for so many years. What could it be? Why does it need to be hidden? Is this why none of our other heroes survived? What could such a virtuous hero hold locked away in his raging brain?.....
His brother. For centuries it was whispered down the clans that the barbarian tribes would soon see the birth of a true evil. And when the mother of our faithful hero gave birth to twins, a feat no other barbarianess has ever done, it was quickly covered up, and the second child sent into nature alone, presumed to die. But now, rumors arise, whispers are heard, and word rushes through the lands... That he survived. Enraged over his betrayal at birth, this monster rampages on, taking heed of none. Any demon, any mortal, and angel in his way has been laid to waste. In his fury for revenge, he has slain the other six heroes of old, and now comes for his mortal brother, and last vanquisher of Diablo, his brother the barbarian.
But just who IS this demonic man? Give rise to the man who has evolved past a barbarian, a Berserker. Past a man, a god. Past anything any mortal has ever obtained. The final class, the Berserker-god and brother of the barbarian, KRATOS!
Yes. obviously this is a joke. Dont slam me if you dont like the writing, im actually an excellent writer and this wass a work of a whole 3 minutes when I woke up, and felt like a joke.. Enjoy it.
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His brother. For centuries it was whispered down the clans that the barbarian tribes would soon see the birth of a true evil. And when the mother of our faithful hero gave birth to twins, a feat no other barbarianess has ever done, it was quickly covered up, and the second child sent into nature alone, presumed to die. But now, rumors arise, whispers are heard, and word rushes through the lands... That he survived. Enraged over his betrayal at birth, this monster rampages on, taking heed of none. Any demon, any mortal, and angel in his way has been laid to waste. In his fury for revenge, he has slain the other six heroes of old, and now comes for his mortal brother, and last vanquisher of Diablo, his brother the barbarian.
But just who IS this demonic man? Give rise to the man who has evolved past a barbarian, a Berserker. Past a man, a god. Past anything any mortal has ever obtained. The final class, the Berserker-god and brother of the barbarian, KRATOS!
Yes. obviously this is a joke. Dont slam me if you dont like the writing, im actually an excellent writer and this wass a work of a whole 3 minutes when I woke up, and felt like a joke.. Enjoy it.
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Edit- OMG BLIZZCON GOT CANCELLED!!!