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(Thanks for bringing this back, Zhar. This was fun as hell back in the day. Also, everyone should start copy/past-ing all the previous words entered, so we get the whole story in each post. When it gets too big, we start a new one.)
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"There's no doughnuts in Diablo. Oohhhh, I just threw it down. BlizzCon exclusive: no doughnuts. -Jay Wilson
There was a/a large slimey/three legged snake/about to bite/a piece of/tree bark that/was larger than/it's head and/then a large/women wearing only/a blue bandana.
/The snake looked/up her skirt/only to find/that she had/no way to/insert a dick/into her special/little sweet snatch.
/Confused by the/hermaphrodite, the snake/was at an/edge, looking over/a field that/was penis filled/and he jumped/into the throbbing/large dick head/horde engulfed immediately/all the dicks/marched along with/Mickey Mouse and/ran away from/all the balls/in his sister's/house.
But then/bouncing in excitement/the balls suddenly/started to transform/into huge vaginas/which the dicks/ran from, since/huge streams of/snotty looking goo/which was called/cum, splattered over/the excited hermaphrodite.
/And then she/turned to see/her mother lezzing/her father's stumpy/peg leg, which/was up her/ear, and speaking/to the immensely