1. Spandex makes excellent armour in battle, seeing as it never tears, even if it is attacked head-on with a sword.
2. Policemen, firemen, FBI agents, and other law enforcement officers cannot do their jobs correctly, so instead they have teenagers in neon jumpsuits do it for them.
3. No one has time to worry about burglars or terrorist threats because they are all to preoccupied running away from the giant, mutated monsters that are currently chasing them.
4. All teenagers have perfect teeth, maintain an A+ average, and know 206 different types of martial arts.
5. If you are fighting a mutant monster and are hit with any type of weapon with a blade, you will not bleed or receive a physical injury. Instead, sparks will shoot from your body as you fall to the ground in slow motion.
6. If you get a new teacher this year who is young, hot, has constant staring matches with your new, young, hot principal, and catches that rubber band you just shot at him without looking up from his desk, take it as an early warning and move to Europe.
7. Heroes come in many colours, including white, black, pink, yellow, green, blue, crimson, navy, titanium, and of course the all-powerful red.
8. You may not be old enough to drive, but you're never too young to pilot a 50 story robot.
9. Everyone knows how to diffuse a bomb.
10. Don't worry about the 5-year-old kid that was just crushed beneath the ceiling--no one ever dies from their injuries. They'll just walk funny for a few days afterwards.
11. When going into battle, always have several cheesy catch phrases ready to be yelled at your opponent at anytime--this goes for both the good and bad guys.
12. The standard equipment for all law enforcement personnel is as follows: a sword, some sort of laser-firing weapon (usually in the format of a gun), a 3-inch thick helmet that completely surrounds the head and weighs approximately 7 pounds, a nerd who does nothing else in life but sit around and come up with new weapon upgrades, and a giant robotic animal of some kind.
13. If you play a musical instrument in battle, do not expect it to sound like the actual instrument that you are playing (Example: a flute will sound like a trumpet, and so on and so forth…)
14. When you defeat your opponent, they do not just die; they spontaneously combust in a fiery explosion the size of Rhode Island.
15. If you live in a small town on the coast of California that no one has ever heard about (yet has an excellent tourist industry), expect it to be attacked by an evil wacko and his army of mutant freaks bent on world domination before you graduate high school.
16. If you have a sibling about your age (biological, half, step, twin, ect.), expect the evil wacko to brainwash them, turn them evil (especially if you have a twin), and pit them against you eventually.
17. If you do not have a sibling…expect to be surprised very soon…
18. Rome wasn't built in a day, but small metropolitan cities rebuild themselves overnight.
19. Whenever you arrive to a battle, make sure to procrastinate until the last second, yell at the top of your lungs, and break every law of physics.
And Finally…
20. If the evil mastermind is so freakin strong and powerful, WHY DOESN'T HE DESTROY YOU HIMSELF INSTEAD OF WASTING TIME WITH WEAK LACKEYS?!? C'mon now, really…
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-Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one, and only, truth.
5. If you are fighting a mutant monster and are hit with any type of weapon with a blade, you will not bleed or receive a physical injury. Instead, sparks will shoot from your body as you fall to the ground in slow motion.
Always found that one a bit odd.
14. When you defeat your opponent, they do not just die; they spontaneously combust in a fiery explosion the size of Rhode Island.
After exploding, and coming back during the celebration 10 times begger.
When was the last time you all watched power rangers? I used to watch it like it was a religion and I don't remember any of the stuff you're talkin about lol. I just remember the robot and the movie when they got a whole new cast.
racist show black guy= black azn=yello prep bitch=pink and i forgot theres some for every char in that sho
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We gotta make a change...
It's time for us as a people to start makin' some changes.
Let's change the way we eat, let's change the way we live
and let's change the way we treat each other.
You see the old way wasn't working so it's on us to do
what we gotta do, to survive. Tupac Shakur
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you guys ever notice how in the old original power rangers the black one was a black guy, the yellow one was an asain and the red guy.... we he was white but i think he was part indian or something (sorry i meant native american) o yea and the white one was white too. :cool:
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Who here knows what Voltro is? I'll bet you're in the minority Siaynoq.
thats a bummer im 21 so i grew up watchin the original power rangers when it first came out... but it was on before i got home from school on the week days so my mom used to tape it for me
ahhh.... the good old days lol
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He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.
~Aeschylus :cool:
I always hated Power Rangers, not only because they completely ripped off Voltron, but also because they did a bad job of it. I never enjoyed a single Power Rangers episode.
uhh I don't know about the whole power rangers ripping off voltron, but power rangers was great when you was younger, but now when you are older and you look back at it. You hate yourself for taking time out of your life to watch that show, but any way my favorite was pink because I had a crush on her.:)
-Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one, and only, truth.
Me and my brothers all had the Voltron toys. My favorite was actually the green one.
You may even recall this strange guy. Supposedly he was the Voltron Deluxe Warrior. My oldest brother had this one and I was always really jealous of him.
I pick Blue, because I think in the animal one he had a rhino or something. I forget.
You know? Go go power rangeers! dooo do-do doo doo.. xD
20 Things the Power Rangers have Taught Us
1. Spandex makes excellent armour in battle, seeing as it never tears, even if it is attacked head-on with a sword.
2. Policemen, firemen, FBI agents, and other law enforcement officers cannot do their jobs correctly, so instead they have teenagers in neon jumpsuits do it for them.
3. No one has time to worry about burglars or terrorist threats because they are all to preoccupied running away from the giant, mutated monsters that are currently chasing them.
4. All teenagers have perfect teeth, maintain an A+ average, and know 206 different types of martial arts.
5. If you are fighting a mutant monster and are hit with any type of weapon with a blade, you will not bleed or receive a physical injury. Instead, sparks will shoot from your body as you fall to the ground in slow motion.
6. If you get a new teacher this year who is young, hot, has constant staring matches with your new, young, hot principal, and catches that rubber band you just shot at him without looking up from his desk, take it as an early warning and move to Europe.
7. Heroes come in many colours, including white, black, pink, yellow, green, blue, crimson, navy, titanium, and of course the all-powerful red.
8. You may not be old enough to drive, but you're never too young to pilot a 50 story robot.
9. Everyone knows how to diffuse a bomb.
10. Don't worry about the 5-year-old kid that was just crushed beneath the ceiling--no one ever dies from their injuries. They'll just walk funny for a few days afterwards.
11. When going into battle, always have several cheesy catch phrases ready to be yelled at your opponent at anytime--this goes for both the good and bad guys.
12. The standard equipment for all law enforcement personnel is as follows: a sword, some sort of laser-firing weapon (usually in the format of a gun), a 3-inch thick helmet that completely surrounds the head and weighs approximately 7 pounds, a nerd who does nothing else in life but sit around and come up with new weapon upgrades, and a giant robotic animal of some kind.
13. If you play a musical instrument in battle, do not expect it to sound like the actual instrument that you are playing (Example: a flute will sound like a trumpet, and so on and so forth…)
14. When you defeat your opponent, they do not just die; they spontaneously combust in a fiery explosion the size of Rhode Island.
15. If you live in a small town on the coast of California that no one has ever heard about (yet has an excellent tourist industry), expect it to be attacked by an evil wacko and his army of mutant freaks bent on world domination before you graduate high school.
16. If you have a sibling about your age (biological, half, step, twin, ect.), expect the evil wacko to brainwash them, turn them evil (especially if you have a twin), and pit them against you eventually.
17. If you do not have a sibling…expect to be surprised very soon…
18. Rome wasn't built in a day, but small metropolitan cities rebuild themselves overnight.
19. Whenever you arrive to a battle, make sure to procrastinate until the last second, yell at the top of your lungs, and break every law of physics.
And Finally…
20. If the evil mastermind is so freakin strong and powerful, WHY DOESN'T HE DESTROY YOU HIMSELF INSTEAD OF WASTING TIME WITH WEAK LACKEYS?!? C'mon now, really…
Always found that one a bit odd.
After exploding, and coming back during the celebration 10 times begger.
haha.. Jason.. his battle cry is hilarious.. AIYAAA!
Wtf giant talking head thing...
racist show black guy= black azn=yello prep bitch=pink and i forgot theres some for every char in that sho
It's time for us as a people to start makin' some changes.
Let's change the way we eat, let's change the way we live
and let's change the way we treat each other.
You see the old way wasn't working so it's on us to do
what we gotta do, to survive.
Tupac Shakur
100% Legit baal runners
SICK_Bambi 93 Barb (46th barb)
SICK_Paladin 95 Necromancer (12th necro)
SICK_ferret 95 Assassin (10th sin)
~~us West Ladder~~
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Who here knows what Voltro is? I'll bet you're in the minority Siaynoq.
thats a bummer im 21 so i grew up watchin the original power rangers when it first came out... but it was on before i got home from school on the week days so my mom used to tape it for me
ahhh.... the good old days lol
~Aeschylus :cool:
"Cards and flowers on your window, your friends all plead for you to stay,
sometimes beginnings aren't so simple, sometimes goodbye's the only way."
This makes me want to cry....:(
I always hated Power Rangers, not only because they completely ripped off Voltron, but also because they did a bad job of it. I never enjoyed a single Power Rangers episode.
Here's a link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZZv5Z2Iz_s
Like a cat, tied to a stick
lol, I seen that one. Voltron totally got serve.
uhh I don't know about the whole power rangers ripping off voltron, but power rangers was great when you was younger, but now when you are older and you look back at it. You hate yourself for taking time out of your life to watch that show, but any way my favorite was pink because I had a crush on her.:)
me too, Voltron is the first and best. Lion Force GO!!!!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voltron
Voltron rules, i so wanted the black one.
You may even recall this strange guy. Supposedly he was the Voltron Deluxe Warrior. My oldest brother had this one and I was always really jealous of him.
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And yes Voltron was much better lol. But i seemed to watch alot more power rangers
i secretly liked kimberly hart as well (pink ranger)