As some of you may know, I'm a big fan of YTMND.com. Somehow on a whim, I looked up AOL and discovered an interesting story about AOL from last year. Somehow I had never heard this story until recently. But for some reason, a bunch of higher-ups at AOL decided to release to the public the search queries of about 650,000 of their customers.
You can't see the names of any of these people, but each user is assigned a unique user ID. And with each ID, you can see what they searched for during a certain span of time. It's pretty interesting to say the least.
Anyway, after learning so much about this story, I realized I had to have this text file myself. The voyeur in me finds this stuff kind of interesting. I finally managed to find it on some random torrent hosting site. The problem is that text file is so huge, the word program I open it in tends to freeze up cause there's just so much data in it at once.
Wow good stuff. Yet another AOL mess, and LOL at the first link with the "How to kill your wife" posts, and uhm wow that dog crap sandwhich, there are some wierd people out there. I blame late-night porno on HBO ;).
Some 20-year-old in Minnesota was recently caught searching these nerdy and bizarre topics:
diablo 3 diablo iii d3 diablo 2 diablo ii d2 diablo 1 diablo i diablo how to kill a warcraft fad how to get better at beer pong lizard food video of peeing on electric fence what is the internet cheap food cheap water cheap shelter materials best masturbation lotion
I apologize for the thread necromancy, but this huge text file that I downloaded back in October, I finally decided to fragment it into a number of files so my word processor would stop freezing up on the millions of search queries that were all listed in one file. Because I'm a fan of raw data, and I enjoy interpreting it, I made the file into about 50 files so I could browse what these weirdo AOL users searched for in 2006. Here's just one of the users that recently caught my attention....
This is user 56277. It would appear he is shopping around for a new credit union.
56277 capital one bank
56277 huntington online banking
It would also appear he is getting married. Congratulations, user 56277.
56277 wedding hall
56277 lousville wedding hall
56277 lousville wedding hall
56277 wedding hall louisville
This guy is going all out....flowers and everything.
56277 persontopersonlimousine
56277 person to person limousine
56277 person to person limousine
56277 louisville florists
56277 whole sale flowers in louisville
56277 wholesale florists in louisville
56277 aztec limousine
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56277 wholesale florists
56277 wedding cake
Yay!
But all is not as it seems with user 56277. It would seem he has trust issues and doubts his fiance's claim to virginity.
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56277 virgin vagina
56277 picture of virgin vagina
56277 picture of virgin vagina
And during his research, he has learned what a hymen is. Thus, his quest for the truth continues....
56277 hymen pictures
56277 hymen pictures
56277 hymen pictures
56277 virginity and hymen
56277 virginity and hymen
56277 virginity and hymen pictures
At least he's still willing to go forth with the wedding, despite his trust issues.
56277 louisville reception ballrooms
56277 louisville wedding reception center
56277 wedding halls in louisvillu
56277 louisville reception halls
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This guy is such a go getter, he's even researching where to go on his honeymoon.
56277 cortney's castle louisville
56277 cortney's castle louisville
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56277 muhamed ali center louisville
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Lastly, I'm gonna assume this guy is getting maybe a mail-order bride, or marrying someone who is just desperate to get out of her crappy country.
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56277 bureau of citizenship and immigration services
"ok, then Mr. We are all settled than. You're Virgin bride will be sent over to u upon payment." Congradulations and its been a pleasure doing biz with u"
This is user 98280. User 98280 thinks she might be pregnanat.
98280 ovulation calculator
98280 pregnancy calculator
98280 pregnancy calculators
98280 pregnancy calculator and pictures of fetus
98280 first trimester of pregnancy
She likes poems about family
98280 family poems
98280 poems about cousins
98280 poems about cousins
98280 poems about cousins
98280 poems about cousins
98280 family poems
She also is concerned about her coke habit. LOL
98280 symptoms of cocaine addiction
98280 symptoms of cocaine addiction
98280 affects of cocaine use if you are diabetic
98280 diabetic's use of cocaine
98280 i am diabetic and use cocaine
98280 gastrointestinal problems associated with cocaine use
A little bipolarism and narcissism to boot.
98280 is bipolar disorder hereditary
98280 are people with bipolar disorder prone to use drugs and alcohol
98280 symptoms of narcissism
98280 personality disorders
She even thinks she may have a unique personality disorder concerning ownership of dogs.
98280 is there an illness disorder associated with a person wanting to have numerous pets
98280 is it a disorder to want to own violent dogs
98280 disorders with people owning numerous dogs
Despite some of her problems, she maintains high aspirations!
98280 what do i need to do to become an actress
98280 how do i get auditions for acting gigs
98280 how do i get an agent for acting jobs
If acting doesn't work out, user 98280 has a back up plan.
98280 how to start your own gasoline convenience store business
98280 convenience store franchises in texas
Better she manages employees, than working with them directly. User 98280 doesn't get along with her coworkers.
98280 format for a formal apology letter
98280 form letter for a formal apology to co-worker
98280 apology letter for misconduct to employer format
98280 how to write a letter saying your sorry
98280 apology letters for professionals
Lice too? This isn't user 98280's week.
98280 how to kill lice in hair
98280 dictionary definition for varmit
But no matter how bad life is going for user 98280, there is always time to try to see Beyone naked.
Some 20-year-old in Minnesota was recently caught searching these nerdy and bizarre topics:
diablo 3 diablo iii d3 diablo 2 diablo ii d2 diablo 1 diablo i diablo how to kill a warcraft fad how to get better at beer pong lizard food video of peeing on electric fence what is the internet cheap food cheap water cheap shelter materials best masturbation lotion
lol...I dont care what youall say, thats funny right thur.
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Those before me shall quiver in my wake as I unleash the fury within!
This is user 114037.
114037 skinny dipping with friends
114037 skinny dipping with friends
114037 nude swimming pool party
114037 nude swimming pool party
114037 friends skinny dipping
As you can see, he is a pretty laid-back guy who doesn't mind if his friends see him naked. It's all harmless fun. But I don't quite understand the sailing naked thing.
114037 sailing nude
114037 pictures of friends sailing nude
114037 stories friends sailing nude
Maybe he's more seedy then it seems. Ah, I knew it. Turns out the whole nudity thing is just a prelude to having sex with your wife.
114037 first time wife swap
114037 stories first time sex with friends
114037 wife swapping
114037 sharing wifes
114037 sex with another married couple
114037 married couples sharing wifes
114037 married couples sharing sex with friends
114037 sharing wife stories
Now he's getting scientific in his methods.
114037 female sex survey results
114037 sex survey results married couples
Maybe user 114037 has been going about it the wrong way. Maybe he should get hooked up with some free lovin' hippies.
114037 hippy love in
114037 hippy life
114037 hippy life
114037 hippy life
114037 hippy sex adventures
114037 hippies skinny dipping
It would seem the hippy connection didn't work, so he's gonna try to have sex with someone else's wife by hiring a professional firm who specializes in these kinds of things?
114037 hedonism trip advisor
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It would seem user 114037 has been having doubts, though. Maybe wife swapping is immoral.
114037 christian view wife swapping
Maybe he is too obsessed with wife swapping. He should broaden his interests a bit.
114037 dinasaur coloring pages
114037 coloring pages
114037 burtons bait & tackle
114037 hot wheels.com
Who knows if he'll ever get to fulfill this fantasy of his anway? Wait, maybe a horoscope can tell him.
114037 sex horoscope
114037 sex horoscope
114037 horoscope
114037 horoscope
114037 horoscope
Godspeed user 114037. May you one day get to bang someone else's wife.
You can't see the names of any of these people, but each user is assigned a unique user ID. And with each ID, you can see what they searched for during a certain span of time. It's pretty interesting to say the least.
Read the story here.
http://www.news.com/AOLs-disturbing-glimpse-into-users-lives/2100-1030_3-6103098.html
I had read that story after watching these on YTMND. You gotta check them out.
http://aolconfessions.ytmnd.com/
http://aohellsearches.ytmnd.com/
http://aolsecrets1.ytmnd.com/
Anyway, after learning so much about this story, I realized I had to have this text file myself. The voyeur in me finds this stuff kind of interesting. I finally managed to find it on some random torrent hosting site. The problem is that text file is so huge, the word program I open it in tends to freeze up cause there's just so much data in it at once.
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If they did it would read like this:
Some 20-year-old in Minnesota was recently caught searching these nerdy and bizarre topics:
diablo 3
diablo iii
d3
diablo 2
diablo ii
d2
diablo 1
diablo i
diablo
how to kill a warcraft fad
how to get better at beer pong
lizard food
video of peeing on electric fence
what is the internet
cheap food
cheap water
cheap shelter materials
best masturbation lotion
True dat. Awwww shit
http://www.diablo3.com/forums/showthread.php?p=111423#post111423
This is user 56277. It would appear he is shopping around for a new credit union.
56277 capital one bank
56277 huntington online banking
It would also appear he is getting married. Congratulations, user 56277.
56277 wedding hall
56277 lousville wedding hall
56277 lousville wedding hall
56277 wedding hall louisville
This guy is going all out....flowers and everything.
56277 persontopersonlimousine
56277 person to person limousine
56277 person to person limousine
56277 louisville florists
56277 whole sale flowers in louisville
56277 wholesale florists in louisville
56277 aztec limousine
56277 aztec limousine louisville
56277 wholesale florists
56277 wedding cake
Yay!
But all is not as it seems with user 56277. It would seem he has trust issues and doubts his fiance's claim to virginity.
56277 virgin vagina
56277 virgin vagina
56277 picture of virgin vagina
56277 picture of virgin vagina
And during his research, he has learned what a hymen is. Thus, his quest for the truth continues....
56277 hymen pictures
56277 hymen pictures
56277 hymen pictures
56277 virginity and hymen
56277 virginity and hymen
56277 virginity and hymen pictures
At least he's still willing to go forth with the wedding, despite his trust issues.
56277 louisville reception ballrooms
56277 louisville wedding reception center
56277 wedding halls in louisvillu
56277 louisville reception halls
56277 top rental wedding halls in louisville
This guy is such a go getter, he's even researching where to go on his honeymoon.
56277 cortney's castle louisville
56277 cortney's castle louisville
56277 fraiser arm museum louisville
56277 muhamed ali center louisville
56277 guardian angels dominic hall louisville ky
Lastly, I'm gonna assume this guy is getting maybe a mail-order bride, or marrying someone who is just desperate to get out of her crappy country.
56277 immigration services
56277 bureau of citizenship and immigration services
I hope things worked out for this happy couple.
Siaynoq's Playthroughs
"ok, then Mr. We are all settled than. You're Virgin bride will be sent over to u upon payment." Congradulations and its been a pleasure doing biz with u"
98280 ovulation calculator
98280 pregnancy calculator
98280 pregnancy calculators
98280 pregnancy calculator and pictures of fetus
98280 first trimester of pregnancy
She likes poems about family
98280 family poems
98280 poems about cousins
98280 poems about cousins
98280 poems about cousins
98280 poems about cousins
98280 family poems
She also is concerned about her coke habit. LOL
98280 symptoms of cocaine addiction
98280 symptoms of cocaine addiction
98280 affects of cocaine use if you are diabetic
98280 diabetic's use of cocaine
98280 i am diabetic and use cocaine
98280 gastrointestinal problems associated with cocaine use
A little bipolarism and narcissism to boot.
98280 is bipolar disorder hereditary
98280 are people with bipolar disorder prone to use drugs and alcohol
98280 symptoms of narcissism
98280 personality disorders
She even thinks she may have a unique personality disorder concerning ownership of dogs.
98280 is there an illness disorder associated with a person wanting to have numerous pets
98280 is it a disorder to want to own violent dogs
98280 disorders with people owning numerous dogs
Despite some of her problems, she maintains high aspirations!
98280 what do i need to do to become an actress
98280 how do i get auditions for acting gigs
98280 how do i get an agent for acting jobs
If acting doesn't work out, user 98280 has a back up plan.
98280 how to start your own gasoline convenience store business
98280 convenience store franchises in texas
Better she manages employees, than working with them directly. User 98280 doesn't get along with her coworkers.
98280 format for a formal apology letter
98280 form letter for a formal apology to co-worker
98280 apology letter for misconduct to employer format
98280 how to write a letter saying your sorry
98280 apology letters for professionals
Lice too? This isn't user 98280's week.
98280 how to kill lice in hair
98280 dictionary definition for varmit
But no matter how bad life is going for user 98280, there is always time to try to see Beyone naked.
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98280 beyonce naked pictures
Siaynoq's Playthroughs
Siaynoq's Playthroughs
keep em coming..i remeber that linnk to i went though it for a couple days and found some ok ones...not this funny
http://www.diablo3.com/forums/showthread.php?p=111423#post111423
114037 skinny dipping with friends
114037 skinny dipping with friends
114037 nude swimming pool party
114037 nude swimming pool party
114037 friends skinny dipping
As you can see, he is a pretty laid-back guy who doesn't mind if his friends see him naked. It's all harmless fun. But I don't quite understand the sailing naked thing.
114037 sailing nude
114037 pictures of friends sailing nude
114037 stories friends sailing nude
Maybe he's more seedy then it seems. Ah, I knew it. Turns out the whole nudity thing is just a prelude to having sex with your wife.
114037 first time wife swap
114037 stories first time sex with friends
114037 wife swapping
114037 sharing wifes
114037 sex with another married couple
114037 married couples sharing wifes
114037 married couples sharing sex with friends
114037 sharing wife stories
Now he's getting scientific in his methods.
114037 female sex survey results
114037 sex survey results married couples
Maybe user 114037 has been going about it the wrong way. Maybe he should get hooked up with some free lovin' hippies.
114037 hippy love in
114037 hippy life
114037 hippy life
114037 hippy life
114037 hippy sex adventures
114037 hippies skinny dipping
It would seem the hippy connection didn't work, so he's gonna try to have sex with someone else's wife by hiring a professional firm who specializes in these kinds of things?
114037 hedonism trip advisor
114037 trip advisor nude beaches
114037 trip advisor desire resort cancun
It would seem user 114037 has been having doubts, though. Maybe wife swapping is immoral.
114037 christian view wife swapping
Maybe he is too obsessed with wife swapping. He should broaden his interests a bit.
114037 dinasaur coloring pages
114037 coloring pages
114037 burtons bait & tackle
114037 hot wheels.com
Who knows if he'll ever get to fulfill this fantasy of his anway? Wait, maybe a horoscope can tell him.
114037 sex horoscope
114037 sex horoscope
114037 horoscope
114037 horoscope
114037 horoscope
Godspeed user 114037. May you one day get to bang someone else's wife.
Siaynoq's Playthroughs
lol this ones good
i wonder what was wrong with his own wife lol