Yo mama so stupid when i told her to turn on the T.V, she started strippin'.
No particulars.
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''May the Gods give you the strength and power to bear the madness which flows through our minds.''
''Zubin, I've always imagined you as a crazy raver. The kinda guy that spends all night dancing to trance music while waving glow sticks and popping ecstasy.'' - Murderface
Your mama jokes: Your mama is so fat when she wears a yellow jacket, people think she is a taxi. Your mama is so fat that when she went to the superbowl she brought a spoon. Sex jokes: What do you call a bunch of gay people in a swimming pool? Fruity Pebbles! What do you call two gay guys in a sleeping bag? Fruit Rollup! Racist Jokes: The White Owl goes Who! Who!, the Black Owl goes Who'dat! Religion Jokes: Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Pizzas don't scream in the oven! (Im Jewish so it's okay to say this)
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What's the difference between a black guy and a pizza?
A pizza can feed a family.
Why were the jews in the desert for 40 years?
One of them lost a quarter.
I have nothing against blacks or jews or any race, these are jokes.
It's the decisions you make when you have no time to make them that define who you are.
"Cards and flowers on your window, your friends all plead for you to stay,
sometimes beginnings aren't so simple, sometimes goodbye's the only way."
/sarcasm
It's the decisions you make when you have no time to make them that define who you are.
No particulars.
''Zubin, I've always imagined you as a crazy raver. The kinda guy that spends all night dancing to trance music while waving glow sticks and popping ecstasy.'' - Murderface
Your mama is so fat when she wears a yellow jacket, people think she is a taxi.
Your mama is so fat that when she went to the superbowl she brought a spoon.
Sex jokes:
What do you call a bunch of gay people in a swimming pool? Fruity Pebbles!
What do you call two gay guys in a sleeping bag? Fruit Rollup!
Racist Jokes:
The White Owl goes Who! Who!, the Black Owl goes Who'dat!
Religion Jokes:
Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Pizzas don't scream in the oven! (Im Jewish so it's okay to say this)