my girlfriend just died i think that counts enough as a bad thing....*sighs and mopes around in a somber and solemn mood for days on end*
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That sux...I was reading the paper the other day and there was this story:
A man was target shooting with some friends, when his girlfriend went behind the target without him seeing her... Well he shot and kill the girl and didn't know that he had shot her for a while. She was only like 17.
yeah well my girlfriend got killed by another friend who was stoned out of his mind. she had to get a ride home with him cause i couldn't go to a party cause i a big test coming up. he crashed into another car and she got thrown out of the windshield...
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yeah well i'm trying not to go insane and do that to him cause he used to be afriend of mine
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once afterschool i once knocked my friend off the monkey bars. (we were eight) in his anger he picks up a chunk of glass (what the hell was broken glass doing in an elementary school??) and chucked it at me. it hit my skull and didnt rehit the floor for another half hour. the reason for this was that it stuck there and in my counter-anger chased him down and beat the crap out of him. he didnt fight back because he was scared whether his parents were going to beat him worse for the glass buried in the flesh of my head. (ghetto community)
after i cooled down we united to get it out and clean it up. we made a deal that we wouldnt tell anyone and we went off as normal. later that month i got a haircut and my mom noticed the rather large scab as the lady cut my hair. she waited till after the haircut and grounded me for a freaking month of no tv for not telling her who did it.
You can tell the same lie a thousand times but it never gets any more true so close your eyes once more and once more believe that they all still believe in you......
i wrecked my friends xr 100 dirt bike yesterday... he was leading and my other friend was next to me... and the genious turned up a street i was just gona go strait but my friend next to me cut the wheel to turn up the street and i smashed into his back tire and went flying onto the highway... my hand hurts but nothing major
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Hmm...lets see...
One while on holidays i was out riding my bike with my cousin. I was riding nice and slow, on a really dusty road. I slipped over quite clumsily, and was about to pick myself up when along comes my cousin and runs over my leg. I received a rather nasty tread mark on the back of my leg and a stone about the size of my left nut sticking out of my shin. So i walked (or rather retardedly hopped/skipped/waddled) 3 kms back to where we were staying, all the while blood is pouring out of my leg. 5 stiches and a local anasthetic later, i felt like i had no right leg. Was back to normal activities within a week. Lucky....i guess?
Ehh... I got one. So there I was riding my dirt bike on a couple acres of land goin about fifty mph in some spots. I decided to circle this rather large pond(note the pond was frozen) and then I got traped in a cove filled with fallen trees by that time I had gotten a little tired so I decided instead of going around the pond Id go over it to get home. The surface was slicker than snot and I was going as fast as I could to get across before it started to crack. I was almost there when my front wheel hit a log that was stuck in the ice, the bike slipped and I went flying across the ice eventually hitting the shore. When I got up all I could do was cuss at the top of my lungs, the handle bar had come back and the exposed metal tip dug about an inch into my arm at the same time twisting my wrist back and snapping it. I just left the bike there and went home a bloody mess.
p.s. casts are stinky
I was at my friends party and we were skatin and doing stuff at a party u would usually do lol, and they all decided to grab me and take surrand wrap and wrap me up as a mummy, then they took me outside and picked my up and surrand wrapped me to a telephone poll, left me about an hour just hanging there, i couldnt even move they wrapped me so tight, bout froze my balls off, so that pretty much sucked lol...
ah crap...should i share my war scars too from skateboarding?
When I was 16...god I dont even remember being 16...anyways I went to my old school where they had this wicked 30 stair...about 25 degree decline, two stories high. Man...just straight down rail...anyways...I went off a ghetto ramp at the top of the stairs...did a kick flip and landed a boardslide at the top of the rail...everything going awesome until half way down..........My board snapped in half, I smacked my junk on the rail, my foot slammed into a support rail, I probly did a 360 body rotation until I faceplanted the edge of a step and tumbled down the rest of the 15 steps left. I WAS F%#&ed UP! This is what the stairs looked like VVV
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Those before me shall quiver in my wake as I unleash the fury within!
so that was u on worlds wackiest wipeouts???
hmm snowboarding last sunday i was going fine untill i caught an edge doing a frontflip, all i remember is laying down on the snow in pain, luckily i dont break
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thasador's story brought tears to my eyes. well ive done some boarding, snow-boarding of course.
my family and i used to go up to sequoia mountains before to play in the snow, and we all bought snowboards except for my mom who is no fun. my little six year old brother owned us all, but i took on a steeper hill to slide down. (it was out there in nowhere, just the family) i got to the top, snapped on the board, and started edging down. a half second before beginning the decension i realized that it was a bad idea. then i plummeted, and started gaining speed. i was amazed that i wasnt falling, and too scared to sabotage myself for safety because i was going too fast. then the board began running on hard ice, and i became stiff. my p***s shrunk for its own survival, thats how bad i got scared. then it hit a small block of ice and i flipped. my face hit hard ice with a lot of momentum, and i somehow rotated where my ass was hitting the ice, continuing my decension. i tried to stop by braking on the ice with my board, but no good. i finally got to a crack in the ice, making sure i grabbed the side. from there i only remember seeing my dad laughing and the rest being worried. that day i didnt do much more, and my ass was broken. my bones were all ok, just my arm, leg, and ass muscles were destroyed by hitting and recashaying (i forgot the real spelling but you get what i mean) against the ice. my face was also cut along my cheeks, and red spots on my forehead. luckily those have healed with no scar in its place. i needed a hot water bag for my ass for about a week, when we returned to the mountains and i took to the bunny slopes.
true story, and wasnt the only time i destroyed my ass while having fun in the snows of Sequoia Mountains.
lol i think i just broke my finger, i was working on my quad when... i was trying to break off a weld on the muffler when my hammer sliped on the metal and smacked me in the finger, it didnt hurt but i noticed a small cut, like a pin prick, all the sudden it started to bleed crazily, the cut is to the bone i think
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If you ever meet a hafling and a hungry dragon you dont have to outrun the dragon, you only have to outrun the hafling.
You can tell the same lie a thousand times but it never gets any more true so close your eyes once more and once more believe that they all still believe in you......
A man was target shooting with some friends, when his girlfriend went behind the target without him seeing her... Well he shot and kill the girl and didn't know that he had shot her for a while. She was only like 17.
You can tell the same lie a thousand times but it never gets any more true so close your eyes once more and once more believe that they all still believe in you......
You can tell the same lie a thousand times but it never gets any more true so close your eyes once more and once more believe that they all still believe in you......
after i cooled down we united to get it out and clean it up. we made a deal that we wouldnt tell anyone and we went off as normal. later that month i got a haircut and my mom noticed the rather large scab as the lady cut my hair. she waited till after the haircut and grounded me for a freaking month of no tv for not telling her who did it.
You can tell the same lie a thousand times but it never gets any more true so close your eyes once more and once more believe that they all still believe in you......
One while on holidays i was out riding my bike with my cousin. I was riding nice and slow, on a really dusty road. I slipped over quite clumsily, and was about to pick myself up when along comes my cousin and runs over my leg. I received a rather nasty tread mark on the back of my leg and a stone about the size of my left nut sticking out of my shin. So i walked (or rather retardedly hopped/skipped/waddled) 3 kms back to where we were staying, all the while blood is pouring out of my leg. 5 stiches and a local anasthetic later, i felt like i had no right leg. Was back to normal activities within a week. Lucky....i guess?
p.s. casts are stinky
Fuck you, I'm a dragon.
unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes, fsck, fsck, fsck, umount, sleep
Fuck you, I'm a dragon.
When I was 16...god I dont even remember being 16...anyways I went to my old school where they had this wicked 30 stair...about 25 degree decline, two stories high. Man...just straight down rail...anyways...I went off a ghetto ramp at the top of the stairs...did a kick flip and landed a boardslide at the top of the rail...everything going awesome until half way down..........My board snapped in half, I smacked my junk on the rail, my foot slammed into a support rail, I probly did a 360 body rotation until I faceplanted the edge of a step and tumbled down the rest of the 15 steps left. I WAS F%#&ed UP! This is what the stairs looked like VVV
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hmm snowboarding last sunday i was going fine untill i caught an edge doing a frontflip, all i remember is laying down on the snow in pain, luckily i dont break
unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes, fsck, fsck, fsck, umount, sleep
my family and i used to go up to sequoia mountains before to play in the snow, and we all bought snowboards except for my mom who is no fun. my little six year old brother owned us all, but i took on a steeper hill to slide down. (it was out there in nowhere, just the family) i got to the top, snapped on the board, and started edging down. a half second before beginning the decension i realized that it was a bad idea. then i plummeted, and started gaining speed. i was amazed that i wasnt falling, and too scared to sabotage myself for safety because i was going too fast. then the board began running on hard ice, and i became stiff. my p***s shrunk for its own survival, thats how bad i got scared. then it hit a small block of ice and i flipped. my face hit hard ice with a lot of momentum, and i somehow rotated where my ass was hitting the ice, continuing my decension. i tried to stop by braking on the ice with my board, but no good. i finally got to a crack in the ice, making sure i grabbed the side. from there i only remember seeing my dad laughing and the rest being worried. that day i didnt do much more, and my ass was broken. my bones were all ok, just my arm, leg, and ass muscles were destroyed by hitting and recashaying (i forgot the real spelling but you get what i mean) against the ice. my face was also cut along my cheeks, and red spots on my forehead. luckily those have healed with no scar in its place. i needed a hot water bag for my ass for about a week, when we returned to the mountains and i took to the bunny slopes.
true story, and wasnt the only time i destroyed my ass while having fun in the snows of Sequoia Mountains.