i once got onto the little ladder older vans used to have in the back while it was moving. some friends and i were daring ourselves to do stupid stuff and they told me to do it. i ran into the street of our neighborhood and jumped onto the ladder. next thing i know it starts to move with about 5 cars behind it, and my 11 year old muscles were wavering. i move my legs around, trying to get them on the ladder but no luck and my arms give way. i fall hard on my knees and cover my face with my arms, and scratch up my entire body on the hard asphalt. the car behind stopped just in time, and i walked home with that annoying slow bleeding that scrapes give. if there is anything painful in the world, its the scab of a scrape. it hurts when you touch it, and it hurts when you pick at it. god i hate scrapes. getting back to my story, i went to my dad who was talking to a friend and asked him what would happen if someone tried what i had done (making sure that they didnt know i actually had done it) and his friend told me of his brother who had done the same in mexico and lost most of his teeth as well as getting his face scarred and almost losing an eye.
well i got a ncie little story. i was at my school riding a bike with my freinds. i used one of my freinds "old" bikes. the brakes didnt work and the tires were nearly flat. so i tried to keep up with them. i was riding down a hill about 35 degrees or so and had to take a turn or i wud get hit by traffic sop i turned perfectly. all was fine. than right when i was finishing the turn i fell sideways because the bike slipepd on some sand. i had a huge ass cut on my leg now. flesh and snad/gravel doesnt match. so i yelled fuck as loud as i can and my freinds looked back and kept going. one of em came back to help me. after he saw me he started laughing and was like o shit. he helped me up while the handlebars were twisted in weird directions and i than walked inside the school with blood drippping down my leg. i walked in and the security gaurd stopped me and asked wme wat i was doing. and knowing me i mouthed off and started yelling at him. lol he sed ok. iw ent to a bathroom and used topiletpaper. i tha had to walk a mile home to use sum neosporin and had to bandage it up myself. my mom wanted tyo take me to the hospital but i sed no. so i ahd to walk around with the cut for a month before it even started to heal at all. i now have a scar 2 inches wide and 4 inches long because of my stupidity. never ride a bike with no brakes and flat tires.
well i was workin the usual friday night shift at the butchers, and i slammed the 3 inch thick heavy as fuck door on my finger. it hurt. alot.
anyway, long story short it bled underneath the finger. the blood dried and i think it may be permanent, cos its been there a month or so now and hasnt changed a bit! and to top it off, i shit you not, the pattern the blood has made looks dead like a bird. ill take a picture of it and show you guys.
oh yeh, and ive had some NASTY cuts from the sharp as shit knives. possibly sharper than darkjays axe
Ah, but lord carloseus. You misread what i stated. I said the knives may be SHARPER than darkjays axe, there is not doubt in my mind that they are nowhere near as big. Im guessing darkjays axe is the size of a small child? But yes very sharp knives indeed...:D
either way, he sharpens it every day whether or not it needs sharpening, and its larger than you are. if it fell on a car it would split it right in half.
hehe today my friends is senior skip day at my school, a tradition, a day that your suppose to have fun... hehe incase you cant tell by the tittle of this thread this is got gona have a happy ending
me and some friends decided to go out eat some food and go see epic movie, he went one way and i decided to cut down the other street. i started up the hill and all i could see was his car sliding down a hill perpandicular to my car, i tryed to squese between him and a truck but it didnt work, he took out my front bumper head light passanger door all gone, the wheel is pushed back about 3 inches. the back of my DADS hyndai accent is missing a tail light and the side is pushed in. the truck has a nice scuff and is dented in, the corner of the cab is caved in, to make this worse the guy just bought the truck, it still tas the temp registration on it. my friends zx2 is smashed to bits, we cant find one of the headlights their is no bumber, the radiator is pushed into the engine, his car is about totaled... all this on a day thats suppose to be fun
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o man, all the stuff ive gone through.
anyway, long story short it bled underneath the finger. the blood dried and i think it may be permanent, cos its been there a month or so now and hasnt changed a bit! and to top it off, i shit you not, the pattern the blood has made looks dead like a bird. ill take a picture of it and show you guys.
oh yeh, and ive had some NASTY cuts from the sharp as shit knives. possibly sharper than darkjays axe
me and some friends decided to go out eat some food and go see epic movie, he went one way and i decided to cut down the other street. i started up the hill and all i could see was his car sliding down a hill perpandicular to my car, i tryed to squese between him and a truck but it didnt work, he took out my front bumper head light passanger door all gone, the wheel is pushed back about 3 inches. the back of my DADS hyndai accent is missing a tail light and the side is pushed in. the truck has a nice scuff and is dented in, the corner of the cab is caved in, to make this worse the guy just bought the truck, it still tas the temp registration on it. my friends zx2 is smashed to bits, we cant find one of the headlights their is no bumber, the radiator is pushed into the engine, his car is about totaled... all this on a day thats suppose to be fun