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Wish granted, but they change their company into a burger joint
I wish a Playboy model was in my lap

wish granted, but the playboy hired your mom, and told her to go on your lap
i wish i could join a clan on D2

Wish granted, but battle.net is closed forever and the game doesn't allow LAN play
I wish I had a Coke

wish granted, but it was cocain and you get arrested
i wish i had some candy

Wish granted, but a shard of it impales your jugular vein on the way down your throat
I wish Diablo II wasn't so boring

wish granted but instead of coca cola it a bag of crack which nickname is coke and as soon as you get it you try to throw it away but the police burst into your house and send you to jail. two day after you get out. you are watching tv and you see that they taped you getting bursted on the tv show cops

i wish for something good to happened

wish granted, but something bad happened as well
i wish d2 would come out tomorrow with no monthly payments and was fun to play

Wish granted but now it so fun that your parent don't let you play it b/c they playing it all the time

I wish for m&m

Wish granted, but the M&Ms are made from cyanide
I wish Blizzard would announce BlizzCon 2006

wish granted but you misssed it
i wish i wasn't entomophobic

Wish granted, but all the world's food is prepared with maggots
I wish I was really awesome

wish granted, now that you are really awesome, people get very jealous and sue you for no reasons
i wish for something

Wish granted, but you get a copy of Brokeback Mountain, a bottle of KY, and Michael Jackson
I wish I had an electron microscope

wish granted you see your skin cells under that microscope and you saw them fliping you off.
I wish Micheal Jackson would be cremated

( BTW: you saw brokeback mountain?)

Wish granted, but you make a malt out of his ashes and eat him
I wish for a Diablo movie

(I never saw Brokeback Buttcrack Mountain)

Wish granted, but it sucked ass
I wish i didnt NOT just eat Micheal Jackson's ashes

( omfg i can not believe u just made me eat micheal jackson)

Wish granted, but instead his ghost comes out of the ashes and watches you sleep at night
I wish I were fishing

wish granted, but you fished out a shark and it ate you
i wish micheal jackson had nothing to do with me

Wish granted, but Ron Jeremy becomes obsessed with you
I wish I get a big lunch tomorrow

wish granted, but you ate soo much you get fat
i wish i didnt get banned from a channel on mIRC

( wtf? that guy from HP?)