When i first discovered there was a sex channel on battle.net, which was full of people most of the time. It confirmed my belief that battle.net is approximately 99.9% old horny men.
When i stole a guys Windforce for insulting me, more than once... that bastard... His name was David :mad:
The time i accidentally put an Eth Rune instead of Ith Rune into my enigma. No wait... that wasn't funny at all
Omg, i almost forgot about this one... I around was 13~14 years old and just came from this random party, stopped off at an internet cafe and started playing Diablo 2 lod, logged on... all was going well...
So... i turned around to the guy next to me who was playing Diablo 2 and asked what realm he was playing on, turned my head back to my screen and realized i had vomited all over the monitor and keyboard without even noticing... Sweet...
Aaaahh.... First time drinking parties.
When I was 13 and played D2 for the first time I was scared shitless (I was just a bit of a whimpy) . Just like playing Doom for the first time.
I remember I didn't go to school the following week (lied to my parents) not because I played it, but because my big bro didn't leave that chair, I was just waiting for him to stop playing so I can start. So finally, he gets up 4 am on the 3rd day and when I sit down, the chair actually collapsed. My mom and dad came in the room - have you been on that thing all this time? Strait to bed young man (Lose something in translation). And after that I wasn't allowed to turn on the computer until I had saved enough money to buy a new (which for a kid is no smal thing). Naturally, my bro kept on playing. That weasel...
I've accidently shut the game down a couple of times while pressing Esc and hitting Save and exit while killing boss monsters, but thats all.
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lol it can still easily be a ranger since who said you cant shoot arrows at melee distance xD
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-I was dueling one time with my level 87 Fury Druid at the time and I was up against a 98 Sorc. TOUGH DUEL! for me at least. Anyways I had all the gear set up for my druid except for the GC's and anni. My druid was very fast with running so most of the duel I was running around avoiding all the fire balls and meteors. Well for about 6 mins of dodging and running around, I decided to let out a few melee attacks with fury just in front of me...after a few attempts...the sorc decided to teleport right in front of me as I was doing the random fury's. Pwnd in 2 hits.
-Teleporting around got stuck behind the wall where it is all black >_<.
-Carloseus pwning me everytime with his hammerdin........til i got my gfg bowzon out.
-Made my first lightning javazon with full gear...surprising me with her rush speed and chaos runs compared to my hammerdin.
-Tried to make a pure throwing star assassin >_<.
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Those before me shall quiver in my wake as I unleash the fury within!
lol thasador i tried to make a double throw barbarian...hes actually not bad! Gimmershed in both hands and use double throw. I neve got to finish him though, but he was a fun build
Well the first time I played (I was a Zon) I remember thinking that I should use all skill trees... Which means of course I was a Javazon Bowazon hybrid that was screwed up. Got to Act 2, said "Wow, I suck", made a summoner and that was the end of my first and last zon I think.
Well the first time I played (I was a Zon) I remember thinking that I should use all skill trees... Which means of course I was a Javazon Bowazon hybrid that was screwed up. Got to Act 2, said "Wow, I suck", made a summoner and that was the end of my first and last zon I think.
You do a bowzon or a javazon right, they are really powerful. Javazons can kill bosses in one or two hits and bowzons can get rid of hordes in mere seconds.
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Those before me shall quiver in my wake as I unleash the fury within!
Well a hybrid when you have no idea what you're doing doesn't become that powerful... I do know that zons can become pretty amazing.
If you want to try them out, let me know and I will give you my NL account passwords. I think my bowzon has all gear and at level 85 and my javazon is not yet complete on synergies but has all gear and at level 84.
Carloseus sometimes grabs my bowzon for a NL duel. I once was dueling him with my zmiter and he got frustrated and decide to go into my account(he knows my passcodes) and grab my bowzon and mutilate me.
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Those before me shall quiver in my wake as I unleash the fury within!
yea hybrids usually arnt to strong....i remember sorc's in nightmare who were tri elementalist ..fire ice lightnign, tellin me how much there char owns because they dont have to wrry bout immunities.....i jsut laugh and go about my merr way waiting for them to make their way finally into hell difficulty where there chars will be useless
I'm not sure if these are funniest or most embarassing.
I was once tricked with the switch tals armor for that other purple armor >.<
I was so excited to find a sur rune once and then traded it for stormshield the next game >.< Both noob moments right there!
When patch 1.11b was first launched I got a free keyset from someone and me and my friend attempted to do ubers(i think it was Izzy) with really REALLY crappy characters.
The only funny thing I can think of is when I first made a high level character way back when and BO'ed my party...well i kinda did taunt and howl. They went into baal's room and died ><
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I once was dueling him with my zmiter and he got frustrated and decide to go into my account(he knows my passcodes) and grab my bowzon and mutilate me.
I rofled at that. Nice, nice.
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"Cards and flowers on your window, your friends all plead for you to stay,
sometimes beginnings aren't so simple, sometimes goodbye's the only way."
Uh, oh, back when the ladder reset in June this year, a bunch of us sick people were tombing, and my pally hadnt learnt zeal yet, so i was using sacrifice, and i ended up killing myself! It actually said on the screen, SICK_Demon was slain by SICK_Demon. It was funny, everyone laughed.
One time i was trading a gg spirit mon for a phoenix mon, and after they showed me the phoenix i went to my stash and got my spirit mon, put it up in the trade screen, saw a monarch go up in theirs and BAM ticked that box. Well, you can imagine my suprise when i look at my brand new personalised spirit 25fcr monarch. OUCH. That was my first lesson in checking what your trading for.
First time i ever versed ubers, came up againt uber meph and died instantly. I stared at the screen for a solid 5 minutes not moving or blinking or anything.
Oh, first time i saw dclone spawn and knew what he dropped, my heart actually started racing, like i was shaking and nervous.
Oh, first time i saw dclone spawn and knew what he dropped, my heart actually started racing, like i was shaking and nervous.
I had this like, 11 year old noob on my friends list. So me, him and a random guy we didnt know were killing uber diablo, the anni dropped and the 11 year old guy picked it up first... i was kinda gutted but oh well
It was a perfect anni though and i actually managed to convice him to give it to me for a 1 whole free rush... sweet deal
My heart was also pounding and racing when i was trying to win him over with free rushes... kinda nerdy when i think back on it but it was still funny
I don't have very good moments myself, but when a new patch came out or whatever, Torches were tradeable then, and then my friend who didn't play much logged on after the patch was released sometime, then I bet him that you could trade Torches, and he knew (or so thought) that Torches couldn't be tradeable, but little did he know what the patch did, so I was thinking about betting him Torch for Torch, but I didn't because I didn't want to risk it (yet it is tradeable, why the hell didn't I bet on Torch!!!) and he most likely would of done it - he was godly and stuff. Anyways, we bet something else and he gave it to me... it was a decent item or whatever. I forget though.
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"Cards and flowers on your window, your friends all plead for you to stay,
sometimes beginnings aren't so simple, sometimes goodbye's the only way."
There was one time where I was dueling this one guy. I had a bow/java hybrid that had one equipment that gave me 7% chance to cast fist of the heavens, i think it was faith, not sure. Anyways I kept on hitting this one barb and tanking everything i was dishing out, but i guess he was too busy to find the foher because he was ignoring me. After he realized it was me casting foh, he pwned me in one ww.
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"Cards and flowers on your window, your friends all plead for you to stay,
sometimes beginnings aren't so simple, sometimes goodbye's the only way."
When i stole a guys Windforce for insulting me, more than once... that bastard... His name was David :mad:
The time i accidentally put an Eth Rune instead of Ith Rune into my enigma. No wait... that wasn't funny at all
Omg, i almost forgot about this one... I around was 13~14 years old and just came from this random party, stopped off at an internet cafe and started playing Diablo 2 lod, logged on... all was going well...
So... i turned around to the guy next to me who was playing Diablo 2 and asked what realm he was playing on, turned my head back to my screen and realized i had vomited all over the monitor and keyboard without even noticing... Sweet...
When I was 13 and played D2 for the first time I was scared shitless (I was just a bit of a whimpy) . Just like playing Doom for the first time.
I remember I didn't go to school the following week (lied to my parents) not because I played it, but because my big bro didn't leave that chair, I was just waiting for him to stop playing so I can start. So finally, he gets up 4 am on the 3rd day and when I sit down, the chair actually collapsed. My mom and dad came in the room - have you been on that thing all this time? Strait to bed young man (Lose something in translation). And after that I wasn't allowed to turn on the computer until I had saved enough money to buy a new (which for a kid is no smal thing). Naturally, my bro kept on playing. That weasel...
I've accidently shut the game down a couple of times while pressing Esc and hitting Save and exit while killing boss monsters, but thats all.
Oh, there was that time an amazon got all in my face about moving in a duel, so I tanked and the amazon ran around dodging. I still pwned.
-Teleporting around got stuck behind the wall where it is all black >_<.
-Carloseus pwning me everytime with his hammerdin........til i got my gfg bowzon out.
-Made my first lightning javazon with full gear...surprising me with her rush speed and chaos runs compared to my hammerdin.
-Tried to make a pure throwing star assassin >_<.
Carloseus sometimes grabs my bowzon for a NL duel. I once was dueling him with my zmiter and he got frustrated and decide to go into my account(he knows my passcodes) and grab my bowzon and mutilate me.
I was once tricked with the switch tals armor for that other purple armor >.<
I was so excited to find a sur rune once and then traded it for stormshield the next game >.< Both noob moments right there!
When patch 1.11b was first launched I got a free keyset from someone and me and my friend attempted to do ubers(i think it was Izzy) with really REALLY crappy characters.
"Cards and flowers on your window, your friends all plead for you to stay,
sometimes beginnings aren't so simple, sometimes goodbye's the only way."
One time i was trading a gg spirit mon for a phoenix mon, and after they showed me the phoenix i went to my stash and got my spirit mon, put it up in the trade screen, saw a monarch go up in theirs and BAM ticked that box. Well, you can imagine my suprise when i look at my brand new personalised spirit 25fcr monarch. OUCH. That was my first lesson in checking what your trading for.
First time i ever versed ubers, came up againt uber meph and died instantly. I stared at the screen for a solid 5 minutes not moving or blinking or anything.
Oh, first time i saw dclone spawn and knew what he dropped, my heart actually started racing, like i was shaking and nervous.
I had this like, 11 year old noob on my friends list. So me, him and a random guy we didnt know were killing uber diablo, the anni dropped and the 11 year old guy picked it up first... i was kinda gutted but oh well
It was a perfect anni though and i actually managed to convice him to give it to me for a 1 whole free rush... sweet deal
My heart was also pounding and racing when i was trying to win him over with free rushes... kinda nerdy when i think back on it but it was still funny
"Cards and flowers on your window, your friends all plead for you to stay,
sometimes beginnings aren't so simple, sometimes goodbye's the only way."
It's the decisions you make when you have no time to make them that define who you are.
"Cards and flowers on your window, your friends all plead for you to stay,
sometimes beginnings aren't so simple, sometimes goodbye's the only way."