Ok, I probably spent to much time playing this game. When the game got kinda boring, I kinda added a little humor to it. Like in Act 1 boss for example, I would be fighting with a group of people. People would get slayed left and right, but all I was doing is running while she was chasing after me with her big rack lol. All you could see is me running away typing ha ha ha look at her b88bs. Also, when I was in Hell, I told myself. "Hell doesnt look so bad". Another one, is when I was slaughtering cows left and right. Some of the people would be like go boy go, and I'd be like got milk bi***, GOT MILK BI****. While I slaughtered the cows left and right. These are just a few things I thought of when I was in the world of Diablo 2.
When your running for some semi noobie people in the cow level, and all they can do is run after you or be killed, find the largest hord of cows you can, and stop...see what they do then. "Cmon kill the cows!..F&^$er! your letting us die!" and all i would simply say was. "What?...Green peace B%$&%.
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Too hate a beautiful girl. Is to beat yourself off daily
Would you rather hate someone...or beat yourself?
-Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one, and only, truth.
-Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one, and only, truth.
anything ever think charsi was offering sexual favors the way she talked to u? lol
or after u do the arcane and kill the summinor if u go and talk to that potion seller guy just to the left of cain in act 2..he sais somthin about hoow he is gonna miss the harlem girls very much and talks about horizons Urinal instead of horizons jornal.....very very funny to hear if u havnt heard it
kill summinor go thru tp then to town from canyon wp then talk to him and he will say it
-Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one, and only, truth.
-Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one, and only, truth.
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When your running for some semi noobie people in the cow level, and all they can do is run after you or be killed, find the largest hord of cows you can, and stop...see what they do then. "Cmon kill the cows!..F&^$er! your letting us die!" and all i would simply say was. "What?...Green peace B%$&%.
Would you rather hate someone...or beat yourself?
or after u do the arcane and kill the summinor if u go and talk to that potion seller guy just to the left of cain in act 2..he sais somthin about hoow he is gonna miss the harlem girls very much and talks about horizons Urinal instead of horizons jornal.....very very funny to hear if u havnt heard it
kill summinor go thru tp then to town from canyon wp then talk to him and he will say it
yeh the deaf guy is funny