So instead of combining a tome of town portal in the horadric cube for the cow level, let us put our heads together and think of an item worthy of teleportation to such a divine world. Well, considering the content matter surrounding the creation of the pictured shirt, I have an idea:
Obsidian Shard of Unrelenting Shadowy Darkness and Monochromes. Put this item in your fancy horadric cube, and be transported to a world like no other.
I'm going to dub this world Jubilation.
Lets highlight some features:
- The color palette of Jubilation is very specific: PASTELS
- Instead of bipedal cows, we are fighting against the colorful unicorn menace! The unicorns, although menacing, are always cheerful, and instead of galloping around like you may expect them to... they hop! As though they are skipping through Jubilation with glee!
- Players spells and attacks forgo their usual graphical effects in place of rainbows!
- The final boss in Jubilation will be a giant sun beaming with happiness. Or perhaps a giant teddy bear named Cuddles. This is up for debate.
Character flavor text/speech upon entering Jubilation through the portal:
Barbarian, male
- "What is this... wonderful place?!"
- "Look! Unicorns!" (girly laugh ensues, followed by clearing of the throat) "I mean... let's kill!" (followed by deep thunderous cackle, ending nervously/awkwardly)
Barbarian, female
- "What terrors await us? Pink beasts with mighty horns?!."
- "Everything is so colorful. It reminds me of Azeroth. Wait, what's Azeroth?"
Witchdoctor, male
- "This place sickens me."
- (muffled noises of choked back vomit) "Whew, that was a close one."
Witchdoctor, female
- "I don't like it here."
- "It tastes like happiness. Disgusting."
Wizard, male
- "Surely only the Lord of Terror could summon such a horrible realm!"
- "The magical energies feel different here." (queue spell casting sound effect) "Rainbows!"
Wizard, female
- "Personally I wouldn't have gone with this shade of green."
- "Whomever the dark master of this world is, I *will* stop him. And then I'll ride that unicorn over there!"
Something like that could be a implemented if it were a useless easter egg joke thing
But if it were used for leveling like the cow level in D2 was then it would get old fast. If it was used for good experience then it has to be runnable without being stupendous (or not more ridiculous than demon cows are)
I woudl actually not buy the game if this was implanted lol. Stick with evil cats.
You wouldn't know it was implemented until someone discovered it, right? It's not like they marketed Diablo 2 with "Come face to face with the Lord of Terror once again! ...and then slay bipedal cows! Moo!"
No, my intention was not to make it another exp. grinding level like the cow level. It's more of an easter egg, 'come check out this crazy place and beat up happy things and then go back to your regular game' kinda thing.
You wouldn't know it was implemented until someone discovered it, right? It's not like they marketed Diablo 2 with "Come face to face with the Lord of Terror once again! ...and then slay bipedal cows! Moo!"
No, my intention was not to make it another exp. grinding level like the cow level. It's more of an easter egg, 'come check out this crazy place and beat up happy things and then go back to your regular game' kinda thing.
hahahahah it is like a pit stop a time out sorta level where you can relax and kill unicorns
I don't want any cow level type of things to the game.. Cow level already ruined the game in 1.09.. I want smaller eastern egg things to D3.. some small areas or items that might drop off somewhere.. they would be difficult to spot at first but when you do they would make you laugh.
http://diablofans.com/news-pics/diablo3-rainbow-shirt1-large.jpg
So instead of combining a tome of town portal in the horadric cube for the cow level, let us put our heads together and think of an item worthy of teleportation to such a divine world. Well, considering the content matter surrounding the creation of the pictured shirt, I have an idea:
Obsidian Shard of Unrelenting Shadowy Darkness and Monochromes. Put this item in your fancy horadric cube, and be transported to a world like no other.
I'm going to dub this world Jubilation.
Lets highlight some features:
- The color palette of Jubilation is very specific: PASTELS
- Instead of bipedal cows, we are fighting against the colorful unicorn menace! The unicorns, although menacing, are always cheerful, and instead of galloping around like you may expect them to... they hop! As though they are skipping through Jubilation with glee!
- Players spells and attacks forgo their usual graphical effects in place of rainbows!
- The final boss in Jubilation will be a giant sun beaming with happiness. Or perhaps a giant teddy bear named Cuddles. This is up for debate.
Character flavor text/speech upon entering Jubilation through the portal:
Barbarian, male
- "What is this... wonderful place?!"
- "Look! Unicorns!" (girly laugh ensues, followed by clearing of the throat) "I mean... let's kill!" (followed by deep thunderous cackle, ending nervously/awkwardly)
Barbarian, female
- "What terrors await us? Pink beasts with mighty horns?!."
- "Everything is so colorful. It reminds me of Azeroth. Wait, what's Azeroth?"
Witchdoctor, male
- "This place sickens me."
- (muffled noises of choked back vomit) "Whew, that was a close one."
Witchdoctor, female
- "I don't like it here."
- "It tastes like happiness. Disgusting."
Wizard, male
- "Surely only the Lord of Terror could summon such a horrible realm!"
- "The magical energies feel different here." (queue spell casting sound effect) "Rainbows!"
Wizard, female
- "Personally I wouldn't have gone with this shade of green."
- "Whomever the dark master of this world is, I *will* stop him. And then I'll ride that unicorn over there!"
This is a serious suggestion.
Add your ideas below.
But if it were used for leveling like the cow level in D2 was then it would get old fast. If it was used for good experience then it has to be runnable without being stupendous (or not more ridiculous than demon cows are)
and the ground can be made of clouds
You wouldn't know it was implemented until someone discovered it, right? It's not like they marketed Diablo 2 with "Come face to face with the Lord of Terror once again! ...and then slay bipedal cows! Moo!"
No, my intention was not to make it another exp. grinding level like the cow level. It's more of an easter egg, 'come check out this crazy place and beat up happy things and then go back to your regular game' kinda thing.
Dude, that would be one creepy level! *shudder*
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Lol, nicely done.
hahahahah it is like a pit stop a time out sorta level where you can relax and kill unicorns
I support this! I'd love to see a "Rainbow Unicorn Level", just like the cow-level in Diablo 2.. =D
I'd find it really funny to be able to fight colorful unicorns, that get meaner the deeper you go into the dungeon..
It was fun fighting huge Cows holding Polearms! I couldn't stop laughing the first time I saw it =D
And there is a place called the "Rainbow Cavern", with all the unicorns.
RIP: Demon Hunter: lvl 50 | Barb: lvl 60 (plvl 5) | Monk: lvl12 & lvl70 (plvl 200)
I would probably get pissed off at Blizz for trying to be all "Fuck you, fanbase."
The joke ran out long ago :/.