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Ok we all know that while story and dialogue take a back seat in this game, it is not without its charm. What lines struck you guys in particular as awesome, funny, or just plain absurd? Mine are...

Necro Act 5 begin: It will take more then a seige to stop me.

Diablo: Not even Death can save you from me.

Gheed: Guess what I've named a boil on my ass after you. It too bothers me every time I sit down.

What a misguided monster.

Sorc, Radament.

"My brothers have escaped you" *Evil Ghostly Laugh* -Mephisto
"You're too late!" *Evil Ghostly Laugh* -Mephisto
"I'll take your position, into consideration" -Baal
"Not even DEATH can save you from ME" -Diablo
"Lookin' for Baal?" -Duriel
"Stop! The beast contained herein shall not be set free, not even by you!" -Tyrael

"Stay a while and listen" -Deckard Cain

I liked the whole monologue from the new D3 trailer. If you havn't seen it yet you can download it off the blizzard site. transcript is in my sig. Also like that act2 npc that says: "Hey... Don't touch my drink or I'll bore a hole into your skull with my thumb."

Um not sure this counts but, "Mo mooo moo mo mo moooooooooo"

"Can't a fellow drink in peace?" - Farnham

"Not even Death can save you from me."

guess what i have named a boil on my ass after you. It too bothers me every time I sit down - gheed

Pretty much anything that Alkor says.

I dunno if this counts
Hail to you, champion... - Halbu and Jamella (Pandemonium Fortress)

I gotta pawn some of this stuff

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I liked the whole monologue from the new D3 trailer. If you havn't seen it yet you can download it off the blizzard site. transcript is in my sig. Also like that act2 npc that says: "Hey... Don't touch my drink or I'll bore a hole into your skull with my thumb."

Reading that monologue gives me the chills. I love it.

I sense a soul in search of answers - adria

Gheed. His introduction when you talk to him as a Necromancer.

the sanctity of this place has been fouled...

I shall make weapons from your bones!
(The Blacksmith - Act 1: Quest 5)

"Only YOU can...(all of the predicates to that go here)"

Haha I cannot believe no one has said, "Fate is like a caged gorilla, if you make it, it will throw poop at you." (or something along those lines)

I believe Warriv says it in A2...

Also, "Not even hell can save you from me!" is just awesome

D1: "Ah, fresh meat."
D2: "Stay awhile and listen."